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Carpets & Candids: Nicole Richie’s fringe & mullet

May 22, 2012 13:42:23 Posted at May 22, 2012 13:42:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Some mullet dresses work on some people. I’m not sure this one works on Nicole Richie. It just looks really cheap. Or is it that the fringe and high bun look really cheap and cheapen everything around it? Very British WAG/UK reality show star, you know? Next week this is what a girl from TOWIE will be wearing at a BAFTA event, watch. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Cheryl Cole's red feathers

May 21, 2012 18:01:29 Posted at May 21, 2012 18:01:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Out.Of.Control.Feathers.  See? I've been complaining about it since the Met Gala - it's too much. And besides, if there were feathers at the Met Gala 2 weeks ago and already Cheryl Cole is wearing them, well, you know.  I think I might actually prefer her dangling breast pears from last year. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: The never understated Carrie Underwood

May 21, 2012 13:24:27 Posted at May 21, 2012 13:24:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Where Carrie Underwood is concerned, even if there are no sequins, it still has to be big. Like wedding big. I hate dresses like this. And before you go there I would hate it on Gisele Bundchen too. Because it's too obviously... Oscar de la Renta. Sarah Jessica Parker can sometimes elevate the predictability of an Oscar de la Renta with imaginative styling. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Freida's rough start in Cannes

May 18, 2012 14:19:48 Posted at May 18, 2012 14:19:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Haven't liked anything she's worn so far, which is disappointing. Freida could be killing it here, you know? Instead there was that ugly pink peplum sh-t on opening night and then last night in green with a tray on her waist and then today for a photo call she bared her abs in a terribly proportioned skirt. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Nina's nude sateen

May 18, 2012 13:21:47 Posted at May 18, 2012 13:21:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Oh Nina. You know I have a lot of love for Nina. It's a sentence often repeated on this blog. You also know I hate sateen. If Nina can't even make sateen work, sateen will NEVER work. It's just not a material that ever sits well. It will never lie flat. It will show you every fold and bump, it will tell you where it's being stretched, and no matter how many times you try to pull it taut, it will do whatever it wants to, so that there's never a clean line, a perfect flat section on your body. Full Article

Carpets & Candids: Rachel Bilson’s white breasts

May 17, 2012 18:34:47 Posted at May 17, 2012 18:34:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I don’t know about this doily around the neck? Lorella just called it one of those things you put around your neck when you’re getting your makeup or hair done and don’t want it to dirty up your clothes. Also this dress looks really weird around the breasts, right?  Full Article

Carpets & Candids: Cobie's white cut-outs

May 17, 2012 17:50:46 Posted at May 17, 2012 17:50:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I could see this on Lea Michele. Not feeling it on Cobie Smulders. Are the proportions all wrong? Between where the breasts sit and where the cut-outs are, it doesn't look right. I wonder if this is a short girl's dress. Also, gross red shoes.  Full Article

Carpets & Candids: Freida's pink peplum

May 17, 2012 13:27:12 Posted at May 17, 2012 13:27:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The peplum can be tricky. For Freida Pinto in pink, the peplum is straight up sh-t. Pink has a way of going cheap really really quickly. That's what's happening here. It's a knock-off at the mall for someone trying to go all Hollywood at the prom. She deserves so much better on Cannes opening night.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Eva Longoria's feather Marchesa

May 17, 2012 13:18:17 Posted at May 17, 2012 13:18:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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You see what I mean about feathers and my feather hate (from the Met Gala)? Many of you like the feathers. I'm just saying that when Eva Longoria picks a feathered train for Cannes, it's 5 minutes from showing up Carrie Underwood. Or Victoria Silverstedt. Think about that. This is Marchesa. Of course it is. Full Article

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