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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Carpets & Candids: Heigl’s hair & makeup problems

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2012 14:31:27 June 8, 2012 14:31:27
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Every time I write about Katherine Heigl’s sh-tty style I always have to google her age. She’s only 33. What business does a 33 year old woman have wearing her hair like this? There’s also a serious foundation and powder problem happening. So now I’m convinced she’s such a bitch – and you’ve already read about it – that they do it on purpose. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Jennie Garth’s horrid green dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2012 13:50:59 June 7, 2012 13:50:59
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Wenn, CFI/Splash

Otherwise she looks great. Her arms are super toned and she looks fit and strong but for this f-cked up sh-t of a dress... Like... I get it that certain dresses have to be made for certain ...segments. What I don’t understand is how those dresses end up being presented to Hollywood people. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Leighton’s bad hair day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2012 19:10:25 June 5, 2012 19:10:25
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HORRIBLE. I think it’s because she’s trying to push her fringe to the side. Also I hate this dress. The other day at the MTV Movie Awards, all these pictures showed up at the beginning of people on the carpet and I had no idea who they were. Little girls on Nickelodeon shows all trying to be Miley Cyrus. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Julianne Hough and the worst peplum ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2012 14:52:10 June 4, 2012 14:52:10
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet

Was this an experiment? If so, we have our result: a stomach cut-out on top of the peplum is a terrible idea and should never be attempted again. Julianne Hough has a crazy body. And this dress did not flatter it at all. Here’s a girl who’s starring in a major summer movie (Rock Of Ages) but they’re dressing her like she’ll never be more than a former contestant on Dancing With The Stars. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Naomi Watt’s side-breast dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2012 14:22:52 May 30, 2012 14:22:52
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This, to me, is a rare miss for her. I just don’t think this is her look. And not particularly flattering either. Because the cut-outs dip inward around the abs, the fabric widens around her hips...which...I mean why would you voluntarily step into a dress that does that? Also I’m beginning to hate the black + nude combination so much. Full Article

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Bonnie Wright: Flats = Fetch?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2012 15:47:39 May 28, 2012 15:47:39
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Wenn, Ian Gavan/Andreas Rentz/Getty

Bonnie Wright wore a pair of flats on the carpets in Cannes last week. I wrote about those here. Perhaps it was just a one-shot?Um, no. She did it again on Saturday night in a pair of studded Christian Louboutins which some might consider totally badass. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Kate’s Cannes hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2012 13:21:34 May 25, 2012 13:21:34
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Kate Upton was the worst for me at the Met Gala. So everything else is almost an improvement. I don’t hate this dress as much as I could have hated something else. Not exactly a compliment but also not a balls-out criticism either...? She’s just, I mean, she’s not that girl, you know? You can tell from the hair. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Bonnie Wright's Cannes flats

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2012 19:12:58 May 23, 2012 19:12:58
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Wenn, Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty

At the gala tonight for On The Road. What do we think of this? Bonnie isn't in the movie so I appreciate the effort to not be a "look at me!" person at someone else's party. At the same time, this particular pair seems too casual to me. Maybe she has an injury. Because I don't see how a very plain pair of black pumps doesn't fulfill exactly the same requirement and, even more, not call attention to the fact that She's Wearing Flats On The Cannes Red Carpet. Full Article