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Carpets & Candids: Naomi Watt’s side-breast dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2012 14:22:52 May 30, 2012 14:22:52
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This, to me, is a rare miss for her. I just don’t think this is her look. And not particularly flattering either. Because the cut-outs dip inward around the abs, the fabric widens around her hips...which...I mean why would you voluntarily step into a dress that does that? Also I’m beginning to hate the black + nude combination so much. Full Article

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Bonnie Wright: Flats = Fetch?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2012 15:47:39 May 28, 2012 15:47:39
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Bonnie Wright wore a pair of flats on the carpets in Cannes last week. I wrote about those here. Perhaps it was just a one-shot?Um, no. She did it again on Saturday night in a pair of studded Christian Louboutins which some might consider totally badass. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Kate’s Cannes hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2012 13:21:34 May 25, 2012 13:21:34
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Kate Upton was the worst for me at the Met Gala. So everything else is almost an improvement. I don’t hate this dress as much as I could have hated something else. Not exactly a compliment but also not a balls-out criticism either...? She’s just, I mean, she’s not that girl, you know? You can tell from the hair. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Bonnie Wright's Cannes flats

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2012 19:12:58 May 23, 2012 19:12:58
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At the gala tonight for On The Road. What do we think of this? Bonnie isn't in the movie so I appreciate the effort to not be a "look at me!" person at someone else's party. At the same time, this particular pair seems too casual to me. Maybe she has an injury. Because I don't see how a very plain pair of black pumps doesn't fulfill exactly the same requirement and, even more, not call attention to the fact that She's Wearing Flats On The Cannes Red Carpet. Full Article

Carpets & Candids: Nicole Richie’s fringe & mullet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 22, 2012 13:42:23 May 22, 2012 13:42:23
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Some mullet dresses work on some people. I’m not sure this one works on Nicole Richie. It just looks really cheap. Or is it that the fringe and high bun look really cheap and cheapen everything around it? Very British WAG/UK reality show star, you know? Next week this is what a girl from TOWIE will be wearing at a BAFTA event, watch. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Cheryl Cole's red feathers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2012 18:01:29 May 21, 2012 18:01:29
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Out.Of.Control.Feathers.  See? I've been complaining about it since the Met Gala - it's too much. And besides, if there were feathers at the Met Gala 2 weeks ago and already Cheryl Cole is wearing them, well, you know.  I think I might actually prefer her dangling breast pears from last year. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: The never understated Carrie Underwood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2012 13:24:27 May 21, 2012 13:24:27
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Where Carrie Underwood is concerned, even if there are no sequins, it still has to be big. Like wedding big. I hate dresses like this. And before you go there I would hate it on Gisele Bundchen too. Because it's too obviously... Oscar de la Renta. Sarah Jessica Parker can sometimes elevate the predictability of an Oscar de la Renta with imaginative styling. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Freida's rough start in Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2012 14:19:48 May 18, 2012 14:19:48
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Haven't liked anything she's worn so far, which is disappointing. Freida could be killing it here, you know? Instead there was that ugly pink peplum sh-t on opening night and then last night in green with a tray on her waist and then today for a photo call she bared her abs in a terribly proportioned skirt. Full Article

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