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Carpets & Candids: Mischa’s white pleated dress

May 4, 2012 13:25:44 Posted at May 4, 2012 13:25:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Before she f-cked up and when she could still get a job, Mischa Barton had great style. I loved her style. If you believe that style goes the way of a career though, well, she’s your best example. Like, Bebe looks more luxurious than this dress. Remember, she is only 26 years old. Same year as Lindsay Lohan actually. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Shailene Woodley doesn’t care

May 3, 2012 14:07:03 Posted at May 3, 2012 14:07:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Oh, I see what you’re doing here, Shailene Woodley. You were in an Oscar-nominated film last year. You were almost a nominee yourself. But your day job is on ABC Family. Like television. It’s a teen show. Thing is – you’re not just a vapid teen who cares about clothes and how she looks in them; you don’t even think about clothes. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Heather Morris’s bad hair

May 2, 2012 14:22:28 Posted at May 2, 2012 14:22:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty

You’re like...Bad hair???What about... EVERYTHING ELSE?Yes, yes, the bustier is cheap. The uneven skirt is super budget. But what’s throwing you off is the socks with the shoes. Take away the socks and shoes and you might not even notice much else. You would not have given this dress another thought. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Lindsay Lohan’s cheap black taffeta

April 30, 2012 12:57:38 Posted at April 30, 2012 12:57:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Stephen Lovekin/Getty

Because it’s not like she can call up any designer and have them send something over anymore, you know? Most prom dresses are more elegant than this one. And it’s not just because Lindsay Lohan is wearing it, it is the dress itself – budget material and budget construction, amateurly designed, and poorly photographed which, well, I guess that’s about right. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Charlize's nude strips

April 27, 2012 14:19:59 Posted at April 27, 2012 14:19:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Charlize Theron never looks sh-tty. And she doesn't look sh-tty in this dress. But...it's a bad dress. A horrible dress. I hate those nude strips along the side. And on anyone else it would have been an unmitigated disaster. Charlize being Charlize, she turned an F into a C. But a C nonetheless.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Jennifer Garner’s post-baby nude

April 25, 2012 15:20:41 Posted at April 25, 2012 15:20:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

I wish I could say I like this dress. I don’t really and there had to be a better option. This dress would be taupe on anyone. But, you know, it’s not like she looks bad or anything because she doesn’t. She looks really, really pretty. And I felt really really compelled to say that since, I dunno, you’re supposed to approach women who’ve just given birth with pity and compassion or something. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Rihanna pink & flirty

April 25, 2012 13:41:07 Posted at April 25, 2012 13:41:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fernando Leon/Getty

At first I thought this was Vivienne Westwood because of those breast swirls. But the fabric lacks imagination and the construction is total sh-t and, well, surprise, it’s not Westwood, no, but of course it is Marchesa. Which explains everything. Is this considered a blatant style steal?  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Malin Akerman’s unflattering dress

April 24, 2012 14:09:46 Posted at April 24, 2012 14:09:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash,Stephen Lovekin/Getty

I can see why this dress might seem like a good idea. But on Malin Akerman, who I love, I think it’s a mistake. So unflattering. Look how the material is bunching up everywhere, how the sateen is catching the light and making it worse. I don’t like how they styled her hair either. What is the point of a $1,000 dress when it looks like it was picked up for $150 at, like, Bebe or something? Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Taylor Schilling’s shoes

April 23, 2012 20:10:26 Posted at April 23, 2012 20:10:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Taylor Schilling is wearing a great dress. But I can’t understand what’s happening with her shoes. As previously mentioned, I have really buggy eyes, so it might just be me, but is all that white sh-t supposed to be part of the actual design? Or are those weird insoles to make them fit better? They do look big, right? If that white business is on purpose, it’s a really bizarre piss poor job. Full Article

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