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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Carpets & Candids: Nina's nude sateen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2012 13:21:47 May 18, 2012 13:21:47
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Oh Nina. You know I have a lot of love for Nina. It's a sentence often repeated on this blog. You also know I hate sateen. If Nina can't even make sateen work, sateen will NEVER work. It's just not a material that ever sits well. It will never lie flat. It will show you every fold and bump, it will tell you where it's being stretched, and no matter how many times you try to pull it taut, it will do whatever it wants to, so that there's never a clean line, a perfect flat section on your body. Full Article

Carpets & Candids: Rachel Bilson’s white breasts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2012 18:34:47 May 17, 2012 18:34:47
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I don’t know about this doily around the neck? Lorella just called it one of those things you put around your neck when you’re getting your makeup or hair done and don’t want it to dirty up your clothes. Also this dress looks really weird around the breasts, right?  Full Article

Carpets & Candids: Cobie's white cut-outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2012 17:50:46 May 17, 2012 17:50:46
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I could see this on Lea Michele. Not feeling it on Cobie Smulders. Are the proportions all wrong? Between where the breasts sit and where the cut-outs are, it doesn't look right. I wonder if this is a short girl's dress. Also, gross red shoes.  Full Article

Carpets & Candids: Freida's pink peplum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2012 13:27:12 May 17, 2012 13:27:12
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The peplum can be tricky. For Freida Pinto in pink, the peplum is straight up sh-t. Pink has a way of going cheap really really quickly. That's what's happening here. It's a knock-off at the mall for someone trying to go all Hollywood at the prom. She deserves so much better on Cannes opening night.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Eva Longoria's feather Marchesa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2012 13:18:17 May 17, 2012 13:18:17
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You see what I mean about feathers and my feather hate (from the Met Gala)? Many of you like the feathers. I'm just saying that when Eva Longoria picks a feathered train for Cannes, it's 5 minutes from showing up Carrie Underwood. Or Victoria Silverstedt. Think about that. This is Marchesa. Of course it is. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Mischa’s white pleated dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2012 13:25:44 May 4, 2012 13:25:44
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Before she f-cked up and when she could still get a job, Mischa Barton had great style. I loved her style. If you believe that style goes the way of a career though, well, she’s your best example. Like, Bebe looks more luxurious than this dress. Remember, she is only 26 years old. Same year as Lindsay Lohan actually. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Shailene Woodley doesn’t care

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2012 14:07:03 May 3, 2012 14:07:03
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Oh, I see what you’re doing here, Shailene Woodley. You were in an Oscar-nominated film last year. You were almost a nominee yourself. But your day job is on ABC Family. Like television. It’s a teen show. Thing is – you’re not just a vapid teen who cares about clothes and how she looks in them; you don’t even think about clothes. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Heather Morris’s bad hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2012 14:22:28 May 2, 2012 14:22:28
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You’re like...Bad hair???What about... EVERYTHING ELSE?Yes, yes, the bustier is cheap. The uneven skirt is super budget. But what’s throwing you off is the socks with the shoes. Take away the socks and shoes and you might not even notice much else. You would not have given this dress another thought. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Lindsay Lohan’s cheap black taffeta

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2012 12:57:38 April 30, 2012 12:57:38
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Because it’s not like she can call up any designer and have them send something over anymore, you know? Most prom dresses are more elegant than this one. And it’s not just because Lindsay Lohan is wearing it, it is the dress itself – budget material and budget construction, amateurly designed, and poorly photographed which, well, I guess that’s about right. Full Article

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