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Carpets & Candids: Overdressed at the airport

April 22, 2016 15:17:29 Posted at April 22, 2016 15:17:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Miikka Skaffari/ Kelly Sullivan/ GVK/ Bauer-Griffin/ Getty Images

Kate Beckinsale wanted a pop of colour for her travel outfit. So the bright heels. She never misses an opportunity to overdress. She wasn’t, however, overdressed at her destination – to the San Francisco Film Festival in a half sparkled blue jumpsuit which I don’t actually hate because of the length of those sleeves. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Ilana’s open shoulders and springy hair

April 18, 2016 15:55:08 Posted at April 18, 2016 15:55:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Jenny Anderson/ Roy Rochlin/ Mark Sagliocco/ Getty Images

Duana mentioned earlier in the Girls post that she wanted to try out Jenny Slate’s hair. It really did look great on the show last night. And Ilana Glazer’s too. I think she should. Love the open shoulder top here. Not really into the black dress with the nudey-gold underlay though. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: SJP in seafoam lace

April 12, 2016 17:09:58 Posted at April 12, 2016 17:09:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Gilbert Carrasquillo/ Getty Images

Good God, what is this? It’s not just the colour, which always offends me. But in combination with the lace, it’s just so… dated. She’s SJP so she’s doing the most she can, but even she can’t save it. How was this ever presented to her in the first place?  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Gigi’s bad wig

April 11, 2016 17:56:38 Posted at April 11, 2016 17:56:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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C Flanigan/ Gregg DeGuire/ Jon Kopaloff/ Getty Images

I love what she’s wearing here. But I’m barely paying attention to it because of this f-cking wig. Jordana, Key Hair on The Social, and I looked at this at the same time this morning. Her response, “This is unacceptable”. She also noted that it looked like it came out of a bag and hadn’t been brushed. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Tyra’s tight fit

March 21, 2016 19:34:31 Posted at March 21, 2016 19:34:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Araya Diaz/ Paul Archuleta/ Getty Images

Her face hasn’t changed in 25 years and that is the highlight but… whatever it is that she’s wearing here is a low point. I feel like maybe in a different world, if it were longer, or something, I might be able to defend it? But the way this is sitting, right at the knee, the proportions are troubling me. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Diane overcomes the dress

March 21, 2016 13:48:09 Posted at March 21, 2016 13:48:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

I really, really hate this dress. All the colours. The print. The material. The style. The neckline. The length. With the boots too. It’s a little dated, non? And yet she manages to overcome it. Because she actually looks great. In spite of the fact that the dress is the worst, she looks great. Full Article

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