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Carpets & Candids: Solange mixes materials

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2016 17:57:25 May 13, 2016 17:57:25
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I can get behind a lot when it comes to Solange style. And I’ve tried to find a way to defend this all morning. But I can’t. It’s the chintzy-ness of the material on top and the skirt. It’s the cut of the pants. But also, overall, it’s this colour. It’s a really difficult colour to carry everything that’s going in. Full Article

Carpets & Candids: Naomi’s Cannes lilac

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2016 16:07:53 May 12, 2016 16:07:53
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WENN

I can’t get excited about this, I’m sorry. First of all, I have a hard time with lilac in large sections. Second, it’s a strapless, with tricked out little flowers or whatever all over it and, well, it’s really not that different from what she wore to the MET Gala, is it?  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Rachel’s White House choker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2016 14:07:59 May 2, 2016 14:07:59
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Kris Connor/ Larry Busacca/ Paul Morigi/ Getty Images

Like I said, I’m not a believer in the choker comeback. I mean on Gigi Hadid, maybe. But how many Gigis are there in the world? I don’t like the choker on Rachel McAdams. But I’m also not sure she’s giving it her best shot. Because while the dress is fine, the hair is ruining everything. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Overdressed at the airport

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2016 15:17:29 April 22, 2016 15:17:29
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Miikka Skaffari/ Kelly Sullivan/ GVK/ Bauer-Griffin/ Getty Images

Kate Beckinsale wanted a pop of colour for her travel outfit. So the bright heels. She never misses an opportunity to overdress. She wasn’t, however, overdressed at her destination – to the San Francisco Film Festival in a half sparkled blue jumpsuit which I don’t actually hate because of the length of those sleeves. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Ilana’s open shoulders and springy hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2016 15:55:08 April 18, 2016 15:55:08
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Wenn, Jenny Anderson/ Roy Rochlin/ Mark Sagliocco/ Getty Images

Duana mentioned earlier in the Girls post that she wanted to try out Jenny Slate’s hair. It really did look great on the show last night. And Ilana Glazer’s too. I think she should. Love the open shoulder top here. Not really into the black dress with the nudey-gold underlay though. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: SJP in seafoam lace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2016 17:09:58 April 12, 2016 17:09:58
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Gilbert Carrasquillo/ Getty Images

Good God, what is this? It’s not just the colour, which always offends me. But in combination with the lace, it’s just so… dated. She’s SJP so she’s doing the most she can, but even she can’t save it. How was this ever presented to her in the first place?  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Gigi’s bad wig

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2016 17:56:38 April 11, 2016 17:56:38
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C Flanigan/ Gregg DeGuire/ Jon Kopaloff/ Getty Images

I love what she’s wearing here. But I’m barely paying attention to it because of this f-cking wig. Jordana, Key Hair on The Social, and I looked at this at the same time this morning. Her response, “This is unacceptable”. She also noted that it looked like it came out of a bag and hadn’t been brushed. Full Article

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