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Carpets & Candids: Shailene Woodley doesn’t care

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2012 14:07:03 May 3, 2012 14:07:03
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WENN

Oh, I see what you’re doing here, Shailene Woodley. You were in an Oscar-nominated film last year. You were almost a nominee yourself. But your day job is on ABC Family. Like television. It’s a teen show. Thing is – you’re not just a vapid teen who cares about clothes and how she looks in them; you don’t even think about clothes. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Heather Morris’s bad hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2012 14:22:28 May 2, 2012 14:22:28
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Wenn, Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty

You’re like...Bad hair???What about... EVERYTHING ELSE?Yes, yes, the bustier is cheap. The uneven skirt is super budget. But what’s throwing you off is the socks with the shoes. Take away the socks and shoes and you might not even notice much else. You would not have given this dress another thought. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Lindsay Lohan’s cheap black taffeta

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2012 12:57:38 April 30, 2012 12:57:38
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Stephen Lovekin/Getty

Because it’s not like she can call up any designer and have them send something over anymore, you know? Most prom dresses are more elegant than this one. And it’s not just because Lindsay Lohan is wearing it, it is the dress itself – budget material and budget construction, amateurly designed, and poorly photographed which, well, I guess that’s about right. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Charlize's nude strips

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2012 14:19:59 April 27, 2012 14:19:59
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Charlize Theron never looks sh-tty. And she doesn't look sh-tty in this dress. But...it's a bad dress. A horrible dress. I hate those nude strips along the side. And on anyone else it would have been an unmitigated disaster. Charlize being Charlize, she turned an F into a C. But a C nonetheless.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Jennifer Garner’s post-baby nude

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2012 15:20:41 April 25, 2012 15:20:41
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WENN

I wish I could say I like this dress. I don’t really and there had to be a better option. This dress would be taupe on anyone. But, you know, it’s not like she looks bad or anything because she doesn’t. She looks really, really pretty. And I felt really really compelled to say that since, I dunno, you’re supposed to approach women who’ve just given birth with pity and compassion or something. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Rihanna pink & flirty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2012 13:41:07 April 25, 2012 13:41:07
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Fernando Leon/Getty

At first I thought this was Vivienne Westwood because of those breast swirls. But the fabric lacks imagination and the construction is total sh-t and, well, surprise, it’s not Westwood, no, but of course it is Marchesa. Which explains everything. Is this considered a blatant style steal?  Full Article

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