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Carpets & Candids: Sailor Model

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2012 21:39:21 April 4, 2012 21:39:21
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Doug Meszler/Splash

I mean...It’s a little too much, isn’t it?Can’t. I just can’t get with it. Also, something about the shoes really annoys me. It’s how the white trim is curves on the bottom. For some reason this is making me crazy.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Jennifer Hudson in peach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2012 13:56:49 April 4, 2012 13:56:49
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WENN

Could peach coloured dresses please be banned forever? A part of me wonders who is saving the peach coloured dress. Like, if there’s an active campaign to keep it alive. If a representative of the peach coloured dress reminds the designers – oh don’t forget to make one of these in peach because someone will wear it, to an awards show, or Carrie Underwood. Full Article

Carpets & Candids: RiRi wore pyjamas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2012 15:58:21 April 3, 2012 15:58:21
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Koki Nagahama/Getty

I LOVE pyjamas. I totally want these pyjamas. Except without the sash around the waist. A pyjama sash is a pain in the ass. Because eventually through the night it unravels to expose your breasts. That presents a temperature problem and also a propriety one. I always have topless dreams when I sleep topless. Full Article

Carpets & Candids: Chloe’s green and purple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2012 13:38:43 April 3, 2012 13:38:43
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Stephen Lovekin/Getty

The idea of this dress is great. On paper I’d be excited about a green patterned top with a peter pan collar accented with purple sleeves and a purple skirt. Something’s missing in the execution then. Is it the fit? Is it the length? The booties? Her hair? I’m down with the Chloe quirk, no doubt. But even I can’t go with this hair. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: LeAnn is saggy in Stella

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2012 14:41:42 April 2, 2012 14:41:42
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Jason Merritt/Getty

This is celebrity hierarchy. And the lowest ones are those who wear it last. You'll note, this Stella McCartney has pretty much had its run from Gwyneth Paltrow to Nicole Kidman and practically right off the runway too. No doubt, neither of them had to pay for it. I'm not sure the same generosity applies to LeAnn Rimes. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Chloe’s choker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2012 13:52:14 March 27, 2012 13:52:14
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WENN

Is the choker supposed to remind me that she’s only just turned 15? That would be giving her a lot of credit, to know when to deliberately make a fashion mistake. And I think Chloe Moretz takes herself a lot more seriously than that. She also seems to really love her own lips.  Full Article

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