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Rejected Oscar dresses?

March 14, 2012 20:06:42 Posted at March 14, 2012 20:06:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Dave Hogan/BEN STANSALL/Getty

Really, really hate these two dresses as seen on Jennifer Lawrence and Elizabeth Banks at the UK premiere of The Hunger Games tonight. My first thought was – are these Oscar rejects? Oscar attendees are each presented with at least half a dozen options. Am assuming the ones that aren’t chosen go back into rotation for a while. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Amanda Peet’s weird style eye

March 14, 2012 13:30:01 Posted at March 14, 2012 13:30:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
WENN

I mean...I don’t know what she’s seeing that we’re not? Like, she really, really, REALLY sucks at dressing herself. When, look at her, it really shouldn’t be this hard. Everything is often a size or two off, and an inch or two too long, always almost...but not quite.  This dress could have been saved. Full Article

Carpets & Candids: Shailene Woodley’s horrible dress

March 13, 2012 15:39:56 Posted at March 13, 2012 15:39:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Wenn, Bauer

I hate the print. If it was more random...I dunno...maybe. But you’d have to change up the material too. But mostly it’s because the dress is so terribly unflattering. It pulls down her breasts. She’s young enough, we know she has perky breasts, and right now they look like they sag and then go wide. Full Article

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Kristen Stewart’s Fashion Week Makeup

March 8, 2012 22:07:53 Posted at March 8, 2012 22:07:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Pascal Le Segretain/ Getty Images

If you’ve been reading my blog a while, you know I have an erection for Kristen Stewart’s face. She has a great face. I love looking at her face. But her makeup last night in Paris was... Probably the worst I’ve ever seen it.  Clammy, puffy, tired... and the hair isn’t helping. Am inclined to think she wasn’t travelling with her usual makeup artist. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Jessica Chastain pre-Oscar

February 24, 2012 15:23:18 Posted at February 24, 2012 15:23:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
London Ent/Splash

Now I'm worried again about what she'll be wearing on Sunday. Because...what is this? Or maybe that's a good sign. A classic hustle?Let us think her style might be a problem. And throw down a gamechanger at the Oscars as a huge surprise? I hope.  Full Article

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