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Carpets & Candids: The.Worst.EVER

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2012 20:45:08 March 19, 2012 20:45:08
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Wenn, Jason Kempin/Getty

This has to be the worst, WORST, WORST, WORST since the LifeStyle section was launched on this site. Hilariously enough, initially, in thumbnail form, I thought this was Selena Gomez. Obviously it’s not. And ordinarily Lucy Hale representing Pretty Little Liars wouldn’t have a place here...except Good God, this outfit. Full Article

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Rejected Oscar dresses?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2012 20:06:42 March 14, 2012 20:06:42
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Dave Hogan/BEN STANSALL/Getty

Really, really hate these two dresses as seen on Jennifer Lawrence and Elizabeth Banks at the UK premiere of The Hunger Games tonight. My first thought was – are these Oscar rejects? Oscar attendees are each presented with at least half a dozen options. Am assuming the ones that aren’t chosen go back into rotation for a while. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Amanda Peet’s weird style eye

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2012 13:30:01 March 14, 2012 13:30:01
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WENN

I mean...I don’t know what she’s seeing that we’re not? Like, she really, really, REALLY sucks at dressing herself. When, look at her, it really shouldn’t be this hard. Everything is often a size or two off, and an inch or two too long, always almost...but not quite.  This dress could have been saved. Full Article

Carpets & Candids: Shailene Woodley’s horrible dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2012 15:39:56 March 13, 2012 15:39:56
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Wenn, Bauer

I hate the print. If it was more random...I dunno...maybe. But you’d have to change up the material too. But mostly it’s because the dress is so terribly unflattering. It pulls down her breasts. She’s young enough, we know she has perky breasts, and right now they look like they sag and then go wide. Full Article

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Kristen Stewart’s Fashion Week Makeup

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2012 22:07:53 March 8, 2012 22:07:53
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Pascal Le Segretain/ Getty Images

If you’ve been reading my blog a while, you know I have an erection for Kristen Stewart’s face. She has a great face. I love looking at her face. But her makeup last night in Paris was... Probably the worst I’ve ever seen it.  Clammy, puffy, tired... and the hair isn’t helping. Am inclined to think she wasn’t travelling with her usual makeup artist. Full Article

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