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London Fashion Week: Temperley of London Fall 2012

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2012 14:24:54 February 20, 2012 14:24:54
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Is it unfair to say that I like Temperley less because of Pippa Middleton? Just...these clothes, they really aren’t super exciting to me. In fact, some of it is straight up ugly. Example: check out Pippa a few months ago at the Temperley show for Spring 2012. That’s a designer dress???  Full Article

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NY Fashion Week: Marchesa Fall 2012

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2012 16:19:18 February 16, 2012 16:19:18
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No. I don't get it. I don't get why this label is sooo celebrated. Look at these clothes! You remember that crazy rainbow that Faith Hill wore to the Oscars one year? It coulda been Marchesa! The white bridal sh-t fluff here is an abomination. Also, Stacy Keibler is a front row person at Marchesa now. Full Article

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Kate Winslet’s side part

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2012 18:10:13 February 10, 2012 18:10:13
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She seems to be really into her side part at fancy events lately. Nothing wrong with a side part. But when you make it all ringly and sh-t with the fringe, oh God, half of it is little girls in pageants and the other half is small town mom at the mall. All due respect to small town moms at the mall but this is New York City, at a gala celebrating 50 years of the Council of Fashion Designer of America. Full Article

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Good Fringe, Bad Fringe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2012 18:39:28 February 9, 2012 18:39:28
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Rose Byrne and Leighton Meester attended the AMFAR Gala last night. Both dresses are great. (I wish Kristen Wiig could have chosen a dress like Rose’s – McQueen – for the SAGs instead of that dumbass choker.) Both women are fringed. The difference: Leighton’s fringe is the mall. And a MESS.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Chelsea Handler’s mullet stripes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2012 15:35:30 February 9, 2012 15:35:30
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The mullet dress is a thing now. Will it take? I dunno, personally, if I’ll be taking. I’m too short. But it’s been showing up more and more often on carpets. It showed up in stripes all over Chelsea Handler last night. I don’t know that it’s the dress that’s the problem. The dress might actually work on someone else. Full Article

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When Heigl's in red on a red carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2012 15:06:43 January 25, 2012 15:06:43
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As noted many times before, I am no fan of the red dress. Something about Heigl in a red dress makes it even more annoying. It's such an obvious look too: tall blonde with short hair wears red gown on red carpet. Are you growing that out? It's time, really, it's time.  Full Article

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