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Carpets & Candids: Lea Michele in Marchesa

January 12, 2012 15:13:39 Posted at January 12, 2012 15:13:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

You know, I don’t actually hate this Marchesa as much as I’ve hated other Marchesa’s. Like this one for example on Blake Lively. Blake’s is from the same collection, only infinitely more offensive. So Lea’s the sh-t to Blake’s diarrhoea. Besides, it’s the shoes I really have a problem with. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Jessica Chastain’s shiny dress

January 10, 2012 14:37:45 Posted at January 10, 2012 14:37:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Stephen Lovekin/Getty

Don’t like it.And it’s too similar-ish to what she wore in Palm Springs. Click here for a refresher. Also the material, under a certain light, it’s not so flattering around the waist. I feel like they keep making style decisions for her to go with her hair – “oh but this colour will pop against your red!” Which. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Paul Bettany looks skeevy

January 10, 2012 14:27:42 Posted at January 10, 2012 14:27:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Splash

Normally distinguished and elegant, this time, the exact opposite – this is Paul Bettany at the UK premiere of Margin Call yesterday doing all the wrong things, sartorially at least. And it’s not like he doesn’t do this – I mean he does the glasses, open neck, neck tie thing often. It’s just.. is it the hair? Because he’s never looked this skeevy, the kind of man who ends up being the real murderer at the end of the whodunit. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Katie Holmes potpourri

December 16, 2011 19:25:58 Posted at December 16, 2011 19:25:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Bauer

On its own, the dress Katie Holmes is wearing here is probably really, really cute. The problem is that it’s Katie wearing it. Underneath, like... is that a denim button-down shirt? And leggings. And lezzie boots. Don’t tell me she “just threw it on”. This is Katie trying to layer. Disastrously. Explain to me HOW her sh-t sells at Maxfield again? I will keep repeating this until I get an answer that makes sense. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Sandy’s shiny suit

December 16, 2011 17:46:22 Posted at December 16, 2011 17:46:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

I LOVE the cut of this suit. The shoulders, especially. And how the jacket sits on her chest. Sandra Bullock looks SO good. It’s just... a shame... that once again we come back to the material. See how this material turns a McQueen fit into something from the holiday clothing section of Express? Not that I don’t love Express. Full Article

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Sateen is Sh-t: Katy Perry edition

December 15, 2011 17:08:15 Posted at December 15, 2011 17:08:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

How many times do I have to keep saying it? Why do people keep making it?  What is motivating stylists to recommend it? Look at Katy Perry. Katy Perry has a sick little body. But Katy Perry in sateen? Check the seam down the side? You can iron that sh-t all day, it’ll still show you the stitch grooves. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Great dress, Wrong Boots

December 14, 2011 21:24:17 Posted at December 14, 2011 21:24:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Larry Busacca/Getty

Leelee Sobieski freaks me out. She doesn’t age! And not in a “she’s aging really well” way, but in a straight up NO AGING way. Also, how is she only 29 years old? I feel like Leelee Sobieski has been around forever. What was that movie she did with Josh Hartnett and Chris Klein? You don’t have to look this up. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Miley’s same dress & sh-t weave

December 12, 2011 15:09:45 Posted at December 12, 2011 15:09:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
WENN

On Friday Miley Cyrus attended the American Giving Awards. Sunday night she was at the CNN Heroes event. I looked at one set of photos on Saturday morning and another set this morning and I wondered why she changed her hair. Everything else appeared to be the same aside from Liam Hemsworth joining her in a few photos. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Life after Gossip Girl

December 9, 2011 15:46:15 Posted at December 9, 2011 15:46:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Flynet

Is rough for Jessica Szohr. I mean, you can’t get away with a mess like this, from the hat to the gloves to the horrible makeup, if, you know, you’re not really doing anything. She’s not on a buzz show anymore. There’s no connection to anything anymore. Jessica Szohr is Mischa Barton only Jessica Szohr was never the lead. Full Article

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Shelfy’s shiny pants

December 8, 2011 21:20:05 Posted at December 8, 2011 21:20:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Wenn, Bauer

Jessica Biel has been hustling New Year’s Eve pretty hard around the world. The last few days it’s been in New York. This morning it was The Today Show. And these spectacularly terrible shiny green sateen pants. Don’t you wish you could see them without the coat on? To truly appreciate how bad they are? Look, they’re wrinkling at the crotch already. Full Article

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