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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Carpets & Candids: Sandy’s shiny suit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2011 17:46:22 December 16, 2011 17:46:22
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WENN

I LOVE the cut of this suit. The shoulders, especially. And how the jacket sits on her chest. Sandra Bullock looks SO good. It’s just... a shame... that once again we come back to the material. See how this material turns a McQueen fit into something from the holiday clothing section of Express? Not that I don’t love Express. Full Article

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Sateen is Sh-t: Katy Perry edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2011 17:08:15 December 15, 2011 17:08:15
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WENN

How many times do I have to keep saying it? Why do people keep making it?  What is motivating stylists to recommend it? Look at Katy Perry. Katy Perry has a sick little body. But Katy Perry in sateen? Check the seam down the side? You can iron that sh-t all day, it’ll still show you the stitch grooves. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Great dress, Wrong Boots

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2011 21:24:17 December 14, 2011 21:24:17
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Wenn, Larry Busacca/Getty

Leelee Sobieski freaks me out. She doesn’t age! And not in a “she’s aging really well” way, but in a straight up NO AGING way. Also, how is she only 29 years old? I feel like Leelee Sobieski has been around forever. What was that movie she did with Josh Hartnett and Chris Klein? You don’t have to look this up. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Miley’s same dress & sh-t weave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2011 15:09:45 December 12, 2011 15:09:45
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WENN

On Friday Miley Cyrus attended the American Giving Awards. Sunday night she was at the CNN Heroes event. I looked at one set of photos on Saturday morning and another set this morning and I wondered why she changed her hair. Everything else appeared to be the same aside from Liam Hemsworth joining her in a few photos. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Life after Gossip Girl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2011 15:46:15 December 9, 2011 15:46:15
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Flynet

Is rough for Jessica Szohr. I mean, you can’t get away with a mess like this, from the hat to the gloves to the horrible makeup, if, you know, you’re not really doing anything. She’s not on a buzz show anymore. There’s no connection to anything anymore. Jessica Szohr is Mischa Barton only Jessica Szohr was never the lead. Full Article

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Shelfy’s shiny pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2011 21:20:05 December 8, 2011 21:20:05
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Wenn, Bauer

Jessica Biel has been hustling New Year’s Eve pretty hard around the world. The last few days it’s been in New York. This morning it was The Today Show. And these spectacularly terrible shiny green sateen pants. Don’t you wish you could see them without the coat on? To truly appreciate how bad they are? Look, they’re wrinkling at the crotch already. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Jessica Chastain in Marrakech

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2011 14:02:57 December 5, 2011 14:02:57
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Dominique Charriau/Getty

With the year she’s had, Jessica Chastain is probably the only actor to rival Michael Fassbender in 2011. And there is talk that she could show up at the Kodak Theatre next February with an Oscar nomination of her own. If that happens, I hope she’s getting the bad sh-t out of the way now. Check out Jessica at the Marrakech International Film Festival opening ceremony in a little girl’s cocktail dress of terrible length and the worst shoes ever. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Courteney Cox’s satin skirt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2011 14:09:58 November 29, 2011 14:09:58
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Flynet, INF

Courteney Cox stepped out last night in Hollywood in this bizarre combination – satin skirt and biker boots which, I mean I don’t hate a long skirt with a riding boot, in fact if done right, I might even dig it a lot. But the shiny material, the satin-ness of it... doesn’t quite work out here, right? Sometimes, a lot of the time, I ask myself why people don’t just put on jeans. Full Article

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On Spotted Pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2011 21:46:35 November 28, 2011 21:46:35
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Splash

What do you think? Can you work with this?On Kate Moss, the spotted jeans look good. Because it’s Kate Moss. I mean, I would never, but it’s Kate Moss. And then there’s Whitney Port. Whitney Port decided to wear her spotted, I dunno, are they pyjama pants?, with a striped sweater. I guess she could make the excuse that she just woke up, didn’t think about her clothes, but those nice waves in her hair and the long necklace would imply otherwise, non? Hideous combination. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Penelope’s shorter hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2011 14:22:19 November 28, 2011 14:22:19
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Wenn, Stefania D'Alessandro/Getty

You like it? I don’t think I do. I don’t think I like all those layers. Not when I know it when it’s long and thick and amazing. I mean, I get it, people cut their hair – for movies, for convenience, whatever – I’m just saying this isn’t doing all that much for her. And combined with the length of her skirt and those shoes. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: the definitive Marchesa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2011 13:56:14 November 21, 2011 13:56:14
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Neilson Barnard/Getty

If you’ve been reading long enough, you know my feelings on Marchesa. I have hated Marchesa...forever. Like years. Some of my very fashionable friends, including Sasha, don’t understand this. They think Marchesa is the sh-t. I mean, sure, once in a while, once a year, someone might wear something Marchesa and it’ll be an anomaly but for the most part, Marchesa, to me, is tacky and gross, clothing for figure skaters who grew up to dance in Vegas. Full Article

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