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Carpets & Candids: Penelope’s pink, green, and jeans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2012 16:05:56 January 17, 2012 16:05:56
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Wenn, Gotcha Images/Splash

If you had all these things in your closet, would you have put them together like this today? I wouldn’t have. Not saying it looks sh-tty, because it doesn’t, but it’s not all that remarkable either. Not remarkable enough to say, oh let me put on my green turtleneck underneath my pink blazer instead of just throwing on a black sweater and walk out the house. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Diane Kruger was kind of meh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2012 14:49:16 January 13, 2012 14:49:16
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Jason Merritt/Christopher Polk/Getty

Am I crazy? I don’t love this Prada dress. In fact, I find it totally boring. Maybe it’s the combination of colours on a design that isn’t particularly fresh or inventive. And I’m not sure about the two yellow horns that pattern towards her groin. Disappointing coming from Diane Kruger, actually. Just me? Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Jessica Chastain’s shiny dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2012 14:37:45 January 10, 2012 14:37:45
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Wenn, Stephen Lovekin/Getty

Don’t like it.And it’s too similar-ish to what she wore in Palm Springs. Click here for a refresher. Also the material, under a certain light, it’s not so flattering around the waist. I feel like they keep making style decisions for her to go with her hair – “oh but this colour will pop against your red!” Which. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Paul Bettany looks skeevy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2012 14:27:42 January 10, 2012 14:27:42
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Wenn, Splash

Normally distinguished and elegant, this time, the exact opposite – this is Paul Bettany at the UK premiere of Margin Call yesterday doing all the wrong things, sartorially at least. And it’s not like he doesn’t do this – I mean he does the glasses, open neck, neck tie thing often. It’s just.. is it the hair? Because he’s never looked this skeevy, the kind of man who ends up being the real murderer at the end of the whodunit. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Katie Holmes potpourri

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2011 19:25:58 December 16, 2011 19:25:58
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Wenn, Bauer

On its own, the dress Katie Holmes is wearing here is probably really, really cute. The problem is that it’s Katie wearing it. Underneath, like... is that a denim button-down shirt? And leggings. And lezzie boots. Don’t tell me she “just threw it on”. This is Katie trying to layer. Disastrously. Explain to me HOW her sh-t sells at Maxfield again? I will keep repeating this until I get an answer that makes sense. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Sandy’s shiny suit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2011 17:46:22 December 16, 2011 17:46:22
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WENN

I LOVE the cut of this suit. The shoulders, especially. And how the jacket sits on her chest. Sandra Bullock looks SO good. It’s just... a shame... that once again we come back to the material. See how this material turns a McQueen fit into something from the holiday clothing section of Express? Not that I don’t love Express. Full Article

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Sateen is Sh-t: Katy Perry edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2011 17:08:15 December 15, 2011 17:08:15
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WENN

How many times do I have to keep saying it? Why do people keep making it?  What is motivating stylists to recommend it? Look at Katy Perry. Katy Perry has a sick little body. But Katy Perry in sateen? Check the seam down the side? You can iron that sh-t all day, it’ll still show you the stitch grooves. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Great dress, Wrong Boots

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2011 21:24:17 December 14, 2011 21:24:17
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Wenn, Larry Busacca/Getty

Leelee Sobieski freaks me out. She doesn’t age! And not in a “she’s aging really well” way, but in a straight up NO AGING way. Also, how is she only 29 years old? I feel like Leelee Sobieski has been around forever. What was that movie she did with Josh Hartnett and Chris Klein? You don’t have to look this up. Full Article

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