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Carpets & Candids: Elizabeth Olsen’s terrible proportions

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2011 15:08:51 November 16, 2011 15:08:51
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C.Smith/ WENN

I can’t get with this. All those weird lengths made even more obvious by the red lining. And... it’s like... a magician’s cape. Um, this is supposed to be good? The longer back looks like a tail. The belt is pushing her tits up to her chin. Those shoes belong in a boardroom. I mean, if Elizabeth Olsen is really going to the Oscars (because they keep saying she is even though, frankly, even though I enjoyed MMMM, I don’t think she belongs there), we have a lot of work to do on dress picking before she gets there. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Mandy Moore’s red shoes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2011 13:56:23 November 14, 2011 13:56:23
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WENN

See what I mean about those supposed Hollywood Style Awards? No disrespect to Mandy Moore but she’s not exactly Kristen Stewart. Andrea Riseborough was the biggest name there, and people still haven’t seen her breakout movie yet. Which tells you something about this event. Anyway, Mandy’s kept a very, very low profile all year since performing at the Oscars last February. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Andrea Riseborough needs a proper stylist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2011 13:52:44 November 14, 2011 13:52:44
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WENN

I keep telling you that Andrea Riseborough who plays Wallis Simpson in Madonna’s W.E. is exquisite but I don’t blame you if you don’t believe me because her carpet appearances are so maddeningly inconsistent, it’s hard to see her potential if you’ve not seen the film or laid eyes on her in person. She often juuuuust misses, you know? Like here, last night at something called the Hollywood Style Awards (which really weren’t very impressively attended considering the name), here’s Andrea going super Disney princess, a heavily lined lid, and a very pale lip which. Full Article

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Carpet & Candids: LeAnn Rimes and a dinosaur tail

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2011 17:08:27 November 10, 2011 17:08:27
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Michael Loccisano/Getty

I suppose this is where you’d find a dress so busy – at the Country Music Association Awards. It’s really too busy to belong in the spirit of good taste. I don’t know about those doily folds around the breast area, or the f-cking apron around her waist, and what is happening at the back there...? It’s a cartoon dinosaur tail. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Reese Witherspoon CMA lazy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2011 15:42:06 November 10, 2011 15:42:06
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Wenn, Rick Diamond/Getty

Better this than jacking up the Try when you’re only a presenter, I get it. But the sateen towel Reese Witherspoon chose looks like it could be from Express. I mean, I love Express but I wouldn’t wear Express up on stage at the Country Music Association Awards if I’m Reese Witherspoon, you know? Did she change when she was in the audience though? Because what she had on in the audience looks like it coulda been more interesting. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Country Bitch almost 40% at the CMA Awards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2011 14:29:03 November 10, 2011 14:29:03
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Jason Kempin/Rick Diamond/Michael Loccisano/Getty

By my count, through the photo agency, so that may not be accurate if there was an outfit change that they didn’t photograph, Carrie Underwood changed 7 times for a total of 8 looks while hosting the CMA Awards. I didn’t hate, like, maybe 3 of them. So that’s 37.5%, almost 40%. Please note that “didn’t hate” doesn’t mean “like”. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Carrie Underwood’s CMA preview

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2011 14:12:01 November 9, 2011 14:12:01
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Jason Kempin/Rick Diamond/Getty

The CMA Awards go tonight in Nashville. Carrie Underwood is co-hosting. Which means at least 5 outfit changes and, therefore, 5 opportunities to stab your eyes out after seeing the incomprehensible sh-tness of her style choices. She gave us a preview last night at the BMI Country Awards where she showed up in a one shoulder, zebra-ish with a black tulle overlay dress that defies the laws of good taste and, naturally, decided to pair it with some kind of old lady situation on her head that looks like it comes with a GODDAMN HAIRNET. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Judy Greer’s fringe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2011 13:55:56 November 9, 2011 13:55:56
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WENN

I really, really love Judy Greer. And she’s so underused, although some people would say “under-utilised” which...gross. I will never give up my war on the word “utilise”. Anyway, Judy’s on the cover of Michigan Avenue Magazine’s November issue and there was a party celebrating her in Chicago the other night and that’s great but I can’t say I’m into her fringe because it just makes her look so harsh and for a really quick minute, in thumbnail, I thought she might be Kathy Griffin and oh God, what have I just said? So. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Isabel Lucas is wrinkled

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2011 13:57:34 November 8, 2011 13:57:34
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Wenn, Jeffrey Mayer/Getty

See what I mean about this material? It’s lumpy and it wrinkles. I can’t understand why you would ever encourage someone to wear it to ...anything that requires photos. The beach? Sure. To kick around in for a casual dinner? Sure? On the red carpet for the premiere of Immortals? I just find it’s so messy. Full Article

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