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Carpets & Candids: Country Bitch almost 40% at the CMA Awards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2011 14:29:03 November 10, 2011 14:29:03
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By my count, through the photo agency, so that may not be accurate if there was an outfit change that they didn’t photograph, Carrie Underwood changed 7 times for a total of 8 looks while hosting the CMA Awards. I didn’t hate, like, maybe 3 of them. So that’s 37.5%, almost 40%. Please note that “didn’t hate” doesn’t mean “like”. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Carrie Underwood’s CMA preview

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2011 14:12:01 November 9, 2011 14:12:01
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Jason Kempin/Rick Diamond/Getty

The CMA Awards go tonight in Nashville. Carrie Underwood is co-hosting. Which means at least 5 outfit changes and, therefore, 5 opportunities to stab your eyes out after seeing the incomprehensible sh-tness of her style choices. She gave us a preview last night at the BMI Country Awards where she showed up in a one shoulder, zebra-ish with a black tulle overlay dress that defies the laws of good taste and, naturally, decided to pair it with some kind of old lady situation on her head that looks like it comes with a GODDAMN HAIRNET. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Judy Greer’s fringe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2011 13:55:56 November 9, 2011 13:55:56
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WENN

I really, really love Judy Greer. And she’s so underused, although some people would say “under-utilised” which...gross. I will never give up my war on the word “utilise”. Anyway, Judy’s on the cover of Michigan Avenue Magazine’s November issue and there was a party celebrating her in Chicago the other night and that’s great but I can’t say I’m into her fringe because it just makes her look so harsh and for a really quick minute, in thumbnail, I thought she might be Kathy Griffin and oh God, what have I just said? So. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Isabel Lucas is wrinkled

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2011 13:57:34 November 8, 2011 13:57:34
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Wenn, Jeffrey Mayer/Getty

See what I mean about this material? It’s lumpy and it wrinkles. I can’t understand why you would ever encourage someone to wear it to ...anything that requires photos. The beach? Sure. To kick around in for a casual dinner? Sure? On the red carpet for the premiere of Immortals? I just find it’s so messy. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Amber Heard’s Nude Dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2011 13:23:41 November 4, 2011 13:23:41
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WENN

For the UK premiere of The Rum Diary last night with Johnny Depp. I hate it. I hate it because she’s not Pamela Anderson. And this is a dress Pamela Anderson would pick for herself, slashed with a titty V in the front. In other words, not particularly elegant. I mean, you can be sexy and elegant at the same time. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Nikki Reed & Jackson Rathbone Rome Film Festival

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2011 13:16:21 October 31, 2011 13:16:21
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Christine Pettinger, Ernesto Ruscio, Gareth Cattermole/ Getty Images

Marriage certainly suits Nikki Reed. She’s been gorgeous in Europe for all her Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1 promotional appearances. Here she is with Jackson Rathbone, who’s apparently been experimenting with a hair relaxer, at the Rome Film Festival this weekend. The pleating on the dress is lovely. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Maggie Gyllenhaal Hysteria premiere in Rome

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2011 13:36:27 October 28, 2011 13:36:27
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Ernesto Ruscio, Gareth Cattermole/ Getty Images

I’m all about cutting Maggie Gyllenhaal a little sartorial slack. She can get away with a lot of what a lot of others can’t get away with. Most of the time I love her aesthetic. But this... I can’t get with this. The shoes, for sure. The wide dress with a print that makes it look even wider? I can’t find the style in a sheet. Full Article

Carpets & Candids: Heidi Klum TeenNick HALO Awards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2011 14:06:49 October 27, 2011 14:06:49
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Daniel Tanner /WENN

I don’t know about the wisdom of wearing a dress that draws that much attention to those parts of the body and in such a potentially awkward way. Even for a so-called supermodel. Karl says she was never in Paris, you know. Don’t think that swirl by the midsection does anything for her. And maybe I’m just juvenile but the way it curves like an upside down question mark at the bottom, I keep thinking that’s a curly penis. Full Article

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