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Carpets & Candids: Tyra’s tight fit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2016 19:34:31 March 21, 2016 19:34:31
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Araya Diaz/ Paul Archuleta/ Getty Images

Her face hasn’t changed in 25 years and that is the highlight but… whatever it is that she’s wearing here is a low point. I feel like maybe in a different world, if it were longer, or something, I might be able to defend it? But the way this is sitting, right at the knee, the proportions are troubling me. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Diane overcomes the dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2016 13:48:09 March 21, 2016 13:48:09
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WENN

I really, really hate this dress. All the colours. The print. The material. The style. The neckline. The length. With the boots too. It’s a little dated, non? And yet she manages to overcome it. Because she actually looks great. In spite of the fact that the dress is the worst, she looks great. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Lupita’s kitten heel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2016 18:30:31 March 11, 2016 18:30:31
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BlayzenPhotos/ Splash News, Esther Horvath/ Dave Kotinsky/ Getty Images

Good dress. It’s Lupita. She’s a standard for herself. But… This kitten heel is killing me. It’s especially unattractive from the front and side. Even she can’t save it.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: SJP’s metallic shoe clash

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2016 20:32:43 March 9, 2016 20:32:43
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Paul Zimmerman/ Nicholas Hunt/ Getty Images

A silver dress. And gold shoes. I’m not against it in principle. But the style of the shoe here isn’t working for me. And the whole look is kinda all over the place with the jacket that’s too long on top of the dress and the shoes with wrapping crossed over the foot… Messy, non? Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Keri’s black ruffles and red platforms

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2016 16:19:05 March 7, 2016 16:19:05
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Wenn, FameFlynet

This is such a pretty, pretty dress. The flutter at the shoulder is gorgeous. As for these shoes… On her they’re maybe not as offensive as they would be on someone else. But still. Still I hate them. At this point, how do you class up an extreme platform?  You can’t. It’s varying degrees of tacky, depending on the wearer, but tacky nonetheless. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Rihanna Blahnik

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2016 17:16:11 March 4, 2016 17:16:11
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Splash News/ Manolo Blahnik

As mentioned in today’s open – click here for a refresher – Rihanna has collaborated with Manolo Blahnik on a shoe collection. According to British VOGUE there are 6 designs in total. Here’s a look at 4 of those pieces. It’s a denim thing. Full Article

Carpets & Candids: Kate Hudson’s bottom lace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2016 20:35:15 March 2, 2016 20:35:15
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Matthias Nareyek/ Isa Foltin/ Getty Images

When you’re Kate Hudson, and you wear a high neck ankle length dress, you look for any opportunity to show skin. That means making sure the lace bottom cuts way high up the back, so as to tease the ass as much as possible. I don’t see the point. If you’re going to do this, why not just rip off the lace completely and go for it? Full Article

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