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Carpets & Candids: January's SAG seafoam

February 1, 2016 16:09:22 Posted at February 1, 2016 16:09:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Jeff Kravitz/ Jeff Vespa/ Kevin Mazur/ Getty Images

If you’ve been reading this blog consistently, you know I’ve been on this for a while: the January Jones style slide. January Jones used to bring it. She used to be AHEAD of it. Even if it what she wore wasn’t my favourite, at least it had imagination. At least it provoked. At least it wasn’t… seafoam. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Brie’s SAG blue

February 1, 2016 15:05:40 Posted at February 1, 2016 15:05:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Instant hate. Everything about this dress offends me. Brie Larson is going to win an Oscar. And she’s wearing a dress that’s meant for a Euro billionaire’s yacht girl in Cannes. Then there’s that colour. Maybe the worst colour in fashion. I mean you have to basically be an icon to be able to manage this colour. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Diane’s side ruffles

January 29, 2016 16:51:22 Posted at January 29, 2016 16:51:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Rindoff/ Le Segretain/ Dominique Charriau/ Getty Images

I don’t know about this dress. In theory it’s a good idea. But it looks really cheap, doesn’t it look cheap? The ruffles look like they were ripped off a bridesmaid dress in the 80s. The material underneath that covers her body looks like the table cloth at a Chinese restaurant. I don’t think she’s feeling it either. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Kate Beckinsale dresses up for Sundance

January 25, 2016 17:05:39 Posted at January 25, 2016 17:05:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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C Flanigan/ Jason Merritt/ Getty Images

I suppose it should be no surprise that Kate Beckinsale, the ultimate over-dresser, wore this to Sundance. I’ve covered Sundance several times. Park City is not exactly a ballroom town during the festival. It’s cramped, it’s cold, it’s hard to walk anywhere. Which is why Kate wore pants. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Olivia’s peach crop

January 14, 2016 16:57:25 Posted at January 14, 2016 16:57:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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North Woods/ srpp/ Splash News

You remember a couple of summers ago everyone was wearing these sheer long skirts? They were all peach coloured. Either green or peach. One of the reasons I hate peach. I feel like she’s too good for this colour.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Jessica’s shiny green dress

January 6, 2016 15:44:48 Posted at January 6, 2016 15:44:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

It’s that old Hollywood look. A shiny satin/sateen stress, in champagne or red or green, as seen here on Jessica Chastain, subtly falling off the shoulder showing a hint of skin, sensually but not scandalously. Never been my favourite. But when it’s done right, you can’t really object. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Brie’s New Year green

January 4, 2016 13:58:33 Posted at January 4, 2016 13:58:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Steve Granitz/ Jeffrey Mayer/ Getty Images

Brie Larson is definitely going to be nominated for an Oscar. So it’s maybe time for an elite style team? The dress is fine. Fine and forgettable. The makeup, however, is all kinds of 15 years ago. As Jordy just put it, “It’s very Friends”. Exactly. And Brie Larson is so refreshingly of the moment, I don’t know why they’re trying to make her look like she’s a throwback. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Reese’s candy cane hearts

December 4, 2015 17:27:05 Posted at December 4, 2015 17:27:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Paul Morigi/ Getty Images

It’s from her own line. You know what bothers me about this dress? There’s a seam going down the middle. That’s prominent, right? But the pattern doesn’t match up. See there? Just under her cleavage line, where the candy cane gets cut off? To me that’s a production flaw. Full Article

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