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Carpets & Candids: Julianne’s SAG green

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2016 18:12:53 February 1, 2016 18:12:53
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Wenn, Jeff Kravitz/ Stefanie Keenan/ Kevork Djansezian/ Rich Polk/ Getty Images

It’s puke green. Which is not necessarily a problem if it’s done well but it becomes even more glaringly puke green when…well… This was probably the worst dress of the night for me. Worst is always in relation to the subject’s potential to be best. And Julianne Moore is always coming to an award show with a lot of promise. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: January's SAG seafoam

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2016 16:09:22 February 1, 2016 16:09:22
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Wenn, Jeff Kravitz/ Jeff Vespa/ Kevin Mazur/ Getty Images

If you’ve been reading this blog consistently, you know I’ve been on this for a while: the January Jones style slide. January Jones used to bring it. She used to be AHEAD of it. Even if it what she wore wasn’t my favourite, at least it had imagination. At least it provoked. At least it wasn’t… seafoam. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Brie’s SAG blue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2016 15:05:40 February 1, 2016 15:05:40
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WENN

Instant hate. Everything about this dress offends me. Brie Larson is going to win an Oscar. And she’s wearing a dress that’s meant for a Euro billionaire’s yacht girl in Cannes. Then there’s that colour. Maybe the worst colour in fashion. I mean you have to basically be an icon to be able to manage this colour. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Diane’s side ruffles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2016 16:51:22 January 29, 2016 16:51:22
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Rindoff/ Le Segretain/ Dominique Charriau/ Getty Images

I don’t know about this dress. In theory it’s a good idea. But it looks really cheap, doesn’t it look cheap? The ruffles look like they were ripped off a bridesmaid dress in the 80s. The material underneath that covers her body looks like the table cloth at a Chinese restaurant. I don’t think she’s feeling it either. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Kate Beckinsale dresses up for Sundance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2016 17:05:39 January 25, 2016 17:05:39
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C Flanigan/ Jason Merritt/ Getty Images

I suppose it should be no surprise that Kate Beckinsale, the ultimate over-dresser, wore this to Sundance. I’ve covered Sundance several times. Park City is not exactly a ballroom town during the festival. It’s cramped, it’s cold, it’s hard to walk anywhere. Which is why Kate wore pants. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Brie’s New Year green

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2016 13:58:33 January 4, 2016 13:58:33
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Steve Granitz/ Jeffrey Mayer/ Getty Images

Brie Larson is definitely going to be nominated for an Oscar. So it’s maybe time for an elite style team? The dress is fine. Fine and forgettable. The makeup, however, is all kinds of 15 years ago. As Jordy just put it, “It’s very Friends”. Exactly. And Brie Larson is so refreshingly of the moment, I don’t know why they’re trying to make her look like she’s a throwback. Full Article

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