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Carpets & Candids: Olivia’s peach crop

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2016 16:57:25 January 14, 2016 16:57:25
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North Woods/ srpp/ Splash News

You remember a couple of summers ago everyone was wearing these sheer long skirts? They were all peach coloured. Either green or peach. One of the reasons I hate peach. I feel like she’s too good for this colour.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Jessica’s shiny green dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2016 15:44:48 January 6, 2016 15:44:48
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WENN

It’s that old Hollywood look. A shiny satin/sateen stress, in champagne or red or green, as seen here on Jessica Chastain, subtly falling off the shoulder showing a hint of skin, sensually but not scandalously. Never been my favourite. But when it’s done right, you can’t really object. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Brie’s New Year green

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2016 13:58:33 January 4, 2016 13:58:33
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Steve Granitz/ Jeffrey Mayer/ Getty Images

Brie Larson is definitely going to be nominated for an Oscar. So it’s maybe time for an elite style team? The dress is fine. Fine and forgettable. The makeup, however, is all kinds of 15 years ago. As Jordy just put it, “It’s very Friends”. Exactly. And Brie Larson is so refreshingly of the moment, I don’t know why they’re trying to make her look like she’s a throwback. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Reese’s candy cane hearts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2015 17:27:05 December 4, 2015 17:27:05
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Paul Morigi/ Getty Images

It’s from her own line. You know what bothers me about this dress? There’s a seam going down the middle. That’s prominent, right? But the pattern doesn’t match up. See there? Just under her cleavage line, where the candy cane gets cut off? To me that’s a production flaw. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Halle Berry’s long bangs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2015 21:19:07 November 19, 2015 21:19:07
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WENN

Never, ever, ever thought I’d say this… But Halle Berry needs a makeover. This dress. It reminds me of those pieces they sell from fitness clothing stores where they try to convince you that you can wear something to yoga and then unwrap or wrap it around your body 8 times and ta-da! It becomes a dinner outfit. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Diane’s worst blue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2015 14:19:35 November 9, 2015 14:19:35
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I loathe this outfit. It might end up being one of the worst outfits of the year for me. Definitely it’s the worst outfit I’ve seen in a long time on Diane Kruger, maybe ever. For starters, that f-cking taffeta. Like, I’m not even sure teenagers wear taffeta to the prom anymore. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: January Jones’s sheer pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2015 16:41:43 November 6, 2015 16:41:43
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Michael Tran/ Vincent Sandoval/ Getty Images

If you’re not Liza Minelli, you really shouldn’t. And we all know, January Jones is not Liza Minelli. She’s not Betty Draper anymore either. Is that why her style has gone to sh-t? There was once a time when we could rely on January to bring something interesting and bold but not sh-tty to a red carpet. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Jane Fonda’s ruffle pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2015 18:03:13 November 2, 2015 18:03:13
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Jason Merritt/ Steve Granitz/ Gregg DeGuire/ C Flanigan/ Getty Images

Look. Jane Fonda is a f-cking goddess. I am not in the business of sh-tting on her style. Because if I make it to her age and I can kill it the way she kills it on the red carpet, I’ll have been blessed. But… This outfit. When her legs are together, you think it’s a skirt, no problem. Full Article

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