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Carpets & Candids: January’s missing steeze

September 29, 2015 15:52:49 Posted at September 29, 2015 15:52:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Seriously what happened to it? Duana used to wait for January Jones at award shows because, back then, like Mad Men Seasons 1-3, she used to bring some excitement, something different, something not strapless Oscar De La Renta. Now? I don’t know what this is. Look at these shoes. The shoes by themselves are already a cheap problem. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Mischa’s 80s hair

September 11, 2015 17:05:18 Posted at September 11, 2015 17:05:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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George Pimentel/ Isaiah Trickey/ Getty Images

Once upon a time she had style. And it disappeared, along with her career. Mischa Barton is only 29 years old. And apparently auditioning to be a Housewife of Beverly Hills.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Halle’s horrible dress

August 14, 2015 16:59:25 Posted at August 14, 2015 16:59:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

I hate this colour so maybe I’m predisposed to hating this dress. But we are fighting if you’re into it. I mean it might work with that f-cking bandeau but oh my God, it’s junior fashion design and I want so much better for Halle Berry, I really, really do.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Katie thinks she’s Rihanna

August 5, 2015 19:21:37 Posted at August 5, 2015 19:21:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Christopher Peterson/ JosiahW/ Splash News

A chambray shirt, tight gym pants, a backpack, and heels… Very few people can make it all work together like that. Rihanna, certainly. Maybe Miley Cyrus. Definitely not Katie Holmes. I do like those Adidas kicks she has on though with her sweats.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Overdressed at the theatre

July 15, 2015 14:58:39 Posted at July 15, 2015 14:58:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Kate Beckinsale at The Mentalists press night in London. I would like to point out that she is NOT in the play. The dress? It’s fine. I’m sure some of you are in love with it. To me it’s not that hard. Kanye West’s wife wears a variation of it every other week. It’s tight and it’s white. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Amber’s red dress in London

June 30, 2015 19:54:04 Posted at June 30, 2015 19:54:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, NW/ KP/ Elliot/ Splash News

It’s red and it gives you some side breast and there are ruffles arranged to look like they’ve been slashed so I feel like this might be a popular look for many of you. But I hate it. I hate how jarring the black ribbon looks at the back. I hate how sharply the black shoes contrast at the bottom. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Emilia in black and white

June 29, 2015 15:49:07 Posted at June 29, 2015 15:49:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

I don’t like what’s happening here. This dress. There’s too much of it. Looks great on the top but the bottom is … too heavy? Too wide? It’s like what’s going on above the waist doesn’t match what’s going on below the waist, non? The skirt wants to be petticoats and balls. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Vanessa’s Coachella rollout

June 17, 2015 21:35:21 Posted at June 17, 2015 21:35:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Vanessa Hudgens wasn’t at Coachella, dressed like an asshole, in April because she’s been performing on Broadway. So all those outfits that she accumulates through the year? She has to roll them out now. Please note that she was heading to the theatre for the matinee. Meaning she left her apartment like this, got into the car, and would have had to change as soon as she got to work. Full Article

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