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Carpets & Candids: Olivia's floral print and shoes

June 10, 2015 14:59:59 Posted at June 10, 2015 14:59:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Dustin Harris/ Steve Zak Photography/ ESBP/Star Max/ Desiree Navarro/ Getty Images

I'm almost always down for a floral print. But this one ... Don't like anything about it. Don't like the dominant colour. Don't like the pattern. Doesn't it feel old? As in out of date? 2005? Also that's a terrible shoe choice.    Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Taylor’s worst Tonys dress

June 8, 2015 14:25:13 Posted at June 8, 2015 14:25:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Duana saw this dress before I did and alerted me to it. “It looks like her stomach is falling out.” She’s right. This is terrible. I wish designers would quit trying to invent ways to use pantyhose in their designs.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Michelle’s Cannes pantyhose

May 14, 2015 20:43:45 Posted at May 14, 2015 20:43:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Joe Alvarez/ Wenn

The f-cking pantyhose dresses… It’s just never going to be my thing. It will never be fashion forward. It will never be NOT tacky. Having said that, it’s Cannes. Country music award shows and Cannes keep pantyhose dresses alive. Also, Jennifer Lopez.    Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Zoe’s Cannes white

May 14, 2015 20:01:39 Posted at May 14, 2015 20:01:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Antonio de Moraes Barros Filho/ George Pimentel/ Getty Images

Don’t like it. Don’t like how the front is cupping her breasts. Don’t like how it’s basically something JLO would wear. And I feel like Zoe Kravitz can do more.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Amber in amber

April 16, 2015 16:00:15 Posted at April 16, 2015 16:00:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Ouzounova/ Thelonius/ Splash News

I can call this colour amber, right? Whatever. That’s what my eyes are seeing – Amber Heard in an amber slinky negligee dress. You know what I recently figured out about this material? When the wind pushes up against it and you’re not wearing underwear, it gives you camel toe. Those are not the right shoes. Full Article

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