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Carpets & Candids: Michelle’s Cannes pantyhose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2015 20:43:45 May 14, 2015 20:43:45
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Joe Alvarez/ Wenn

The f-cking pantyhose dresses… It’s just never going to be my thing. It will never be fashion forward. It will never be NOT tacky. Having said that, it’s Cannes. Country music award shows and Cannes keep pantyhose dresses alive. Also, Jennifer Lopez.    Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Amber in amber

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2015 16:00:15 April 16, 2015 16:00:15
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Ouzounova/ Thelonius/ Splash News

I can call this colour amber, right? Whatever. That’s what my eyes are seeing – Amber Heard in an amber slinky negligee dress. You know what I recently figured out about this material? When the wind pushes up against it and you’re not wearing underwear, it gives you camel toe. Those are not the right shoes. Full Article

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Kerry Washington’s Black Dress at Independent Spirit

Duana Posted by Duana at February 21, 2015 23:26:50 February 21, 2015 23:26:50
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Mike Windle/ Jeff Kravitz/ Tommaso Boddi/ Frazer Harrison/ Steve Granitz/ Getty Images

Intellectually, I get it. Kerry Washington goes unexpected and doesn’t always default to ‘sexy’. If Lainey were here, she’d say she loves that this dress isn’t traditionally sexy/alluring. But she’s rehearsing so here’s my unbridled opinion - This medium-long black dress is so matte that it looks like overdone officewear, chiffon accoutrements and all -  and I feel like the shoes don’t do anything to change that opinion. Full Article

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Emma Stone Spirit Awards 2015

Joanna Posted by Joanna at February 21, 2015 22:04:50 February 21, 2015 22:04:50
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Jeff Kravitz/ Kevin Mazur/ Frazer Harrison/ Jason Merritt/ Getty Images

Behold: Emma Stone's first red carpet misstep from the 2015 awards season. Emma's all-black look is decidedly unsexy. How can a sheer, half-lace floral black dress with cutouts (and pockets!) look so stiff? Of course, her hair looks great and her makeup is polished, but where's the fun? This mismatched ensemble is made even more boring with her basic black pumps. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Halle’s uneven dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2015 17:01:50 February 20, 2015 17:01:50
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Wenn, Jon Kopaloff/ Getty Images

I don’t know what it is about the bottom of this dress but I’m not digging the way it’s falling. Or where it’s falling. Is it hitting her legs at a weird place? Also, this hair, that fringe. Not feeling.  Full Article

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