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Carpets & Candids: Reese is dressing like Sofia

February 9, 2015 15:03:15 Posted at February 9, 2015 15:03:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Hate the colour. Hate the cut. Hate the fact that she’s pretty much taking style inspiration from Sofia Vergara now. There is NOTHING interesting here. There’s no imagination, there’s no originality, there are only breasts. Purple breasts.    Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Kate Hudson’s ruffle jumpsuit

December 4, 2014 17:37:14 Posted at December 4, 2014 17:37:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty Images

Can’t decide if I’m into this. Definitely am not into the dusty rose colour. I like the 3 straps. But the one giant ruffle (can we call it a ruffle?) with the python print is what’s confusing me. It looks kinda …student designer?  Full Article

Carpets & Candids: SJP’s sheer stripe

December 4, 2014 16:41:27 Posted at December 4, 2014 16:41:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Taylor Hill/ Getty Images

This stripe of pantyhose running across the black of the rest of the outfit…you like it? I hate it. Adds a low quality element to the design because it’ll never pull taut, you see that?  Full Article

Carpets & Candids: Gillian’s terrible tiers

December 1, 2014 14:56:52 Posted at December 1, 2014 14:56:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you’ve watched The Fall, you know Gillian Anderson can do better than his dress, and this hair. It would have been better if she’d let it down. It would have been better if those black tiers weren’t there and the small yellow flowers were just left alone to be pretty all by themselves. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Cam’s orange nothing dress

November 21, 2014 16:08:40 Posted at November 21, 2014 16:08:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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This is a real disappointment for me because Cam’s style is interesting. And this is probably the most UNinteresting dress she’s ever worn. And it’s orange! It’s hard to make orange so… Nothing. But that’s what it is. It’s nothing. It’s boring. Full Article

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