August 13, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 13, 2009 06:20:00 Posted at August 13, 2009 06:20:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

GOOD LUCK Scary Ellen! Mary Ellen started playing golf only six years ago, won the Women’s Club Championship at Trillium Wood last year, and is trying to win BOTH the Club AND Match-Play Championships in the same season – a feat never before accomplished in the history of the club.

MARY ELLEN bested all the men and is now facing off against a college boy – to whom she has to give 7 strokes – today. Scary: I know you can do it. And if I wasn’t stuck in studio this afternoon, I’d drive out there myself and scream my tits off for you. So send me your winning photo tomorrow. I’m expecting it. And Gillian’s with you all the way.


How the f-ck (oh please, Scary, I’ve heard you have a trucker mouth!) does someone get so good after only 6 years? I’ve been playing 6 years and last week took an 8 on a par 3 and felt like my irons were conspiring against me.

Happy 26th Birthday Betty in Hay River NWT! Sorry you can't make it next week, I'll miss you. Enjoy your first birthday North of 60. Love Haley

To Shar, who needs the break from work. Can’t wait to philosophize together in Vegas! M says hi and I miss you so much. Move back, okay? XOXO, Katherine

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