August 16, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2012 13:22:39 August 16, 2012 13:22:39

Taralynne! Happy 30th Birthday! I hear you, I’m sorry about James Franco and all his poetry. You were right to break up with him. And you’re right - what’s a birthday without a little Bridget? I couldn’t find an embeddable clip for the tarts & vicars party scene but how about when she has to introduce Mr Tits Pervert? Even after oh probably close to 20 viewings, I still laugh when she “oy!”s the crowd. And “one of the top ....30” will always be funny to me. You’ll love your 30s, I promise!

To Jody with love from Michelle who’s thinking of her “soul sister” as she’s in Orlando. Happy Birthday! OMG this classic photo, I can’t stop looking at your hair. This is the hair I wanted through high school!

And for Meg from Heather because you’re the first person she called when she was figuring it out in Belgium and the one who helped her through the situation with her sister and a willing participant in a flip-flop throwing that evidently still resulted in a makeup...because that’s what best friends do: they request photos of Willie Geist - Happy Birthday!

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