August 17, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2012 13:53:06 August 17, 2012 13:53:06

Ashley! Happy 23rd Birthday with love from Ava who says she fell in love with you at In Bruges and over your chair. She also greatly admires your work ethic and perseverance and would never have guessed about that shot of vodka - I do that too, and it’s been successful every time!

And for Michelle who needs a lift - I’m so sorry that you’ve been waiting for so long for it to happen and I’m sorry it still hasn’t happened yet. By request for something to laugh at - it’s hard to find SNL videos on YouTube because NBC are assholes but Jacek chose this Will Ferrell one for you and I hope it’s a couple minutes of distraction. Also I’m attaching photos of Jackie Stallone. My friend Mio sent them to me yesterday and... it really lightened up the sh-tty stressful day I was having. Because... I mean, I know the lips and it’s CRAZY those lips but... the woman is 90!

Update: the photo agency contacted us saying the PR firm for Stallone told them that an imposter showed up at the premiere posing as Jackie Stallone. This is not actually her.



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