August 19, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 19, 2013 12:37:26 Posted at August 19, 2013 12:37:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sarah! Happy 30th Birthday with love from your “humble husband” who adores you for your hard work as a mother of twins AND a (future) PhD. David asked me to share something about Patrick Wilson. It so happens I interviewed him a few weeks ago for The Conjuring. He’s lovely. He’s kind. He was very interested in feng shui and his thighs look rather…sturdy. Like there’s a rugby player underneath those pants. Does this help?

Happy 12th Birthday Dooley! Yes, Michelle, he does have an awesome bitch face. As for whether or not Marcus and Barney would be into him – Barney sure, but Marcus has an attitude problem and now that he’s older, he doesn’t like anyone. They do have the farting thing on common though. Good luck with the dental surgery. Let me know when it happens so I can get Idris Elba ready.

And for Rakhi from your husband Owen – Happy Birthday! Thanks for coming to the Faculty of Celebrity Studies in Edmonton. I remember our discussion about motherhood. I remember hating you for just giving birth and looking the way you did! I remember your insights on going back to work at the law firm. Wishing you the best, best day. And sending you a hug for all that you do for H.A.R.T.

 

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