August 21, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs
Mackenzie! Happy Birthday with love from Adrienne who’s hoping you have the best year ever and wants to celebrate with wine and cheese fondue. She also tells me you love Veronica Mars, Breaking Bad, NPH, and Pitch Perfect. VERY good taste!
To Mel from your sister Nicole – you deserve all your success and happiness, all thanks of course to the Croatian dragon, your equivalent to the Squawking Chicken. Because obviously she would expect all the credit, right? “Use your brains!”
Happy Birthday Kara! And congratulations on the new job! Brian wanted you to see Anders Holm, Donald Glover, and Aaron Taylor-Johnson on the site. Done!
To Tracy from Kristen – Happy Birthday and Happy 4th Anniversary of Birthday Shout-Outs! A lot has happened since your last appearance on this site. The Duke is doing beautifully, there’s a university degree in the family, and ...your dream house! Here’s to a new school year – with Russell Brand and Scandal.
Sara! Happy 30th Birthday! This is the beginning. Of what? You tell me. But you’re going to make it the best, so I can’t wait to hear it. Very, very excited for you. Idris Elba is too. He’s making jazz hands. And Paul Newman is smirking like he knew it all along.
And for Tara – Happy Birthday! I love that you nurtured Dillon on FNL. You gave your firstborn the best. But please don’t thank me. Thank YOU for reading my column for so long and with such dedication. It’s my honour to know that you are still visiting this site. Hopefully you’ll make it to New York this year? I’m trying very hard to be there, and I would very much like to appreciate you in person…with a huge glass of champagne!