August 21, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2014 13:41:34 August 21, 2014 13:41:34

Mackenzie! Happy Birthday and Congratulations on your recent promotion too! Adrienne requested a cast photo of Into The Woods but so we’ve only seen character images and not a full cast set. I’m giving you Cinderella Anna Kendrick. Good?

Happy Birthday Tracy from Kristen! 35 is pretty much the best year. But since you insist on it being a “rapid decline”, here’s Russell Brand to help convince you otherwise! 

To Kara from your husband Brian – Happy 35th Birthday and Happy 2nd Birthday to Emma! Beyonce, Aziz Ansari, and Paul Rudd are for you.

And for Darlene who’s lost a Peanut … You know what they say about heroes? Heroes live forever in the lives they save. There was a lot of heart in that brave little face. I like the way his ears are flying up there even though he’s not moving, as if in his mind he’s already off on his next adventure. And he would never want to hold you back.

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