August 31, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 31, 2015 10:06:47 Posted at August 31, 2015 10:06:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Michelle! Happy Birthday from Ashley & Kendra who want you to know you’re not too old for Zayn. And they asked me to include photos of him right before he left One Direction which… um… I’m not a scholar on his hair eras… so… are these OK?

And for Sarah on your birthday proper – hope it was an amazing celebration of YOU this weekend. Happy half century! Was it Grease or Princess Bride? Did you take up my recommendation of Rocky IV? “If I can change…” By request, here are Louis CK, Mark Ruffalo, Matt Bomer, and Lyle Lovett. PS. Sorry again about Barney’s interruption. He’s such an impatient little f-ck.

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