August 9, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

August 9, 2012 14:49:24 Posted at August 9, 2012 14:49:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Joanna, dude. My Hero. Inspiration. Love. You never stopped following your giant heart or quieting your gorgeous voice. I am beyond proud of my beautiful friend. Just be you tonight and Jon Stewart will fall in love with you and want to have YOUR love child! From Ann (Click here to learn more about Joanna’s book. A LaineyGossip reader will be featured on The Daily Show tonight!)

Happy Birthday B from V! Have a great time at Bourne and also at the outdoor viewing of The Avengers. A photo of the cast was requested but not specified in costume or not so I’ve included 3 options. Enjoy!

Todd! Thank you for hanging out with your big sister Laurie last week when she was bummed out about not being able to come to the Faculty Of Celebrity Studies due to injury. I hear you’re now a converted gossip? Welcome! See you next time Smut School makes its way over. Until then here’s your #1 Charlize Theron. Good choice.

Happy 22nd Birthday Tanya with love from Anjeline! Congratulations on graduating Summa Cum Laude and don’t fret about the jobs. The job that’s worthy of you and your degree will reveal itself in its own time, I promise. To help with your patience, here’s our Obsession, the Taylor-Johnsons, and beautiful Cillian Murphy although it’s hard to find a photo of him where he doesn’t look totally deranged. 

Danielle - Happy 29th Birthday from your mom Paddy who loves you so much and who calls you an “urban hippy” and “such a nice person”. I’ve seen your picture - it shows!

And finally for Katie from Rebecca - Happy Birthday to an amazing sister and an even better aunt to three adoring nephews. PS. You did indeed crack it.

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