You know how I feel about BumpWatch: it’s an insufferably unreliable form of gossip reporting and besides, how can we argue about promoting healthy body types when we accuse women of pregnancy if they migrate healthily from a size 0 to a size 2?
Blanket Watch on the other hand...
Blanket Watch, as non-physical camouflage, now that might be a more accurate gossip indicator. Here’s Avril Lavigne in London last night using a blanket to cover her body, and British reporters are suggesting it’s because she might be pregnant. The First Canadian Couple of Music...to produce an heir....? Our pride and joy!
Also attached - Avril and her fiancé, and possible baby father, in Paris last week to celebrate her birthday. Paris has never seen such a classy romance.
Oh and by the way, for those of you who care about these things, apparently Brody Jenner isn’t taking this very well, that Avril is engaged. I’m told he’s not over her. I don’t understand the not being over her part, but reacting badly to losing out Chad Kroeger is totally understandable.
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