Paparazzi > Punk Ass Poseur

March 4, 2008 13:42:00 Posted at March 4, 2008 13:42:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Avril Lavigne told Maxim that she hates the paparazzi:

“THEY’RE all really gross old men. They come up to you and are like, ‘Avril, what did you do today?’ And I’m like, ‘Why the [bleep] would I talk to you? Eww’ ”

Can you hear her saying it in her forever grade 10 voice?

So punk ass poseur is all tough and tumble, says she’s not into getting papped… but consider this:

- Avril’s tour isn’t selling like it was expected to.
- Avril has no fans over 25, if that. And the ones she started with are starting to outgrow her.
- Avril keeps having to tap back into a new generation of 12 and 13 year olds naïve enough to believe she’s anything worth caring about.
- too bad the 12 and 13 year olds are now balls deep into Miley Cyrus to bother with an older one trick pony

All of a sudden, bogus pregnancy rumours start circling the web: Avril is pregnant! It was a slow day so we cared for all of 30 seconds. She denied it then and she denied it again in the Globe & Mail last week.

But still she shows up recently on Robertson – see attached - with her husband. On Robertson Boulevard. A paparazzi playground. And decides to go shopping for baby items as a gift for a friend, and covers her belly the whole time.

Coincidence… or conspiracy?

Avril can’t bear the paparazzi? Bull f&cking sh*t.


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