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Bedraggled but back together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2010 08:54:43 February 26, 2010 08:54:43

As you saw yesterday, Avril Lavigne attended the UK premiere of Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland. Next to the glamour of Anne Hathaway, Avril was more Helena Bonham Carter than glamourous starlet, only Helena does it with a sense of humour and a f-cking awesome cool that makes whatever she wears totally irrelevant. Full Story

Alice, Anne, and Avril

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2010 12:23:39 February 25, 2010 12:23:39

Tonight in London, the premiere of Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland. Can’t decide if I like Anne Hathaway’s dress. Love the colour, love the styling, but maybe the chest is pulled up too high? Not important. I don’t have to like the dress to like the overall look. The overall look is lovely, sultry, sleek, sexy. Full Story

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Replacing Avril

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2009 09:12:26 October 20, 2009 09:12:26

It’s not hard. And it doesn’t take long. This is Deryck Whibley last night in LA at Tattoo Mania with Hanna Beth Merjos. They’re calling her his new girlfriend. Hanna Beth is a wannabe model. Of course she is. After enduring months and months of Avril’s f-ckery, and the major dick deflating imagery of being betrayed for (allegedly) Brandon Davis, Deryck deserves some ass too. Full Story

Ebola destroys again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2009 12:42:19 September 17, 2009 12:42:19

This comes as no surprise. For many reasons. Us Weekly reports that Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley are done. That she told him she wanted out and that divorce papers will be filed imminently. He is apparently “crushed”. Full Story

Punk Ass gay and single?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2009 08:44:00 May 27, 2009 08:44:00

Another Canadian loser. Great. Being Canadian this is such a proud moment. This is that punk ass poseur Avril Lavigne the other day in Malibu needing help figuring out how to put gas in her tank. Eventually a pap had to help her. Because she keeps it so real, you know? It’s been ages since Avril and Deryck Whibley have been seen publicly together. Full Story

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Punk Ass like Porny?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 10:22:38 May 11, 2009 10:22:38

A little, right? I smell some Jessica Simpson on Avril Lavigne…you? Porny would totally wear this tacky ass dress. She’d fill it out better up top but still, there’s an unmistakable trace of hillbilly trailer flavour here that has suddenly splashed itself all over Punk Ass Avril who normally walks around posing like she’s hardcore. Full Story

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Punk ass demode

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2009 13:36:05 January 27, 2009 13:36:05

It’s Avril Lavigne, punk ass little bitch in perpetuity, on set of a photo shoot yesterday appealing to 14 year olds. Avril is now 24. And this is her curse. She has not evolved with her fan base. Even Britney has evolved with her fan base. Or vice versa. Britney’s fan base aged with her, they followed her. Full Story

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Her Madgesty entertains

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2008 06:08:10 August 25, 2008 06:08:10

Madonna opened Sticky & Sweet in Cardiff the other night and by all accounts did not disappoint. Even if she was 90 minutes late. Please. You expected her to care about your schedule??? The costumes and the choreography – “breathtaking”. The visual effects – state of the art. Full Story

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It’s About Time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2008 09:45:00 March 10, 2008 09:45:00

Canadians are all about coddling their own even when it’s sh*t. Every week, I receive at least a few dozen emails: Be nicer to her/him Lainey! After all, he/she’s Canadian! Is that really all it takes? And shouldn’t that be grounds for HIGHER expectations? Apparently, most of the time… No. Full Story

Paparazzi > Punk Ass Poseur

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2008 13:42:00 March 4, 2008 13:42:00

Avril Lavigne told Maxim that she hates the paparazzi: “THEY’RE all really gross old men. They come up to you and are like, ‘Avril, what did you do today?’ And I’m like, ‘Why the [bleep] would I talk to you? Eww’ ” Can you hear her saying it in her forever grade 10 voice? So punk ass poseur is all tough and tumble, says she’s not into getting papped… but consider this: - Avril’s tour isn’t selling like it was expected to. Full Story