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Punk Ass & Ebola

November 30, 2007 07:15:00 Posted at November 30, 2007 07:15:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Finally a Deserving Victim. Hollywood Ebola’s infection has found another target. A repeat target. Although we don’t need any more reason to rag on Avril Lavigne’s punk poseur little ass, here’s another reminder of why this little Canadian bitch is a waste of time. You’ll recall the two hung out for a while a couple of years ago, even prompting rumours they were lesbian lovers. Full Story

Best Bitch

November 19, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 19, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hurts to say nice things about punk ass Avril but apart from the shoes, loved last night’s look. If it had to be black I would have made them booties, you know? These are so meh, they almost seem an afterthought. And making shoes an afterthought is like violating a commandment. photos from WENN Full Story

Sequins & Chucks

October 19, 2007 08:25:51 Posted at October 19, 2007 08:25:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My soul dies a little every time I have to compliment Avril Lavigne. But as mentioned the other day, while her personality is the douchest, Avril’s style is the cutest. And style is all about individuality. Check her out last night at the MTV Latin America Music awards in an adorable strapless sequin, not paired with heels (which anyone could have done) but with matching tricked out chucks. Full Story

Avril in Flare: Beautiful and Defensive

October 17, 2007 14:49:46 Posted at October 17, 2007 14:49:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First things first, fair is fair – Avril looks STUNNING in the November issue of Flare. Absolutely beautiful. She has a great nose, great bone structure, and I love her blonde hair…it’s really too bad she’s such a punk ass poseur bitch. Next… I like Avril’s style. Full Story

Punk Ass Pretty Loves Presents

October 9, 2007 08:51:37 Posted at October 9, 2007 08:51:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her attitude is for sh-t, her music sucks, her lyrics suck even harder, she’s emotionally stunted, has the maturity of a nine year old…but Avril really is so pretty, non? Here she is Germany and Russia a few days ago promoting her new album and again back in LA with her husband. Look at that nose. Full Story

Punk Ass Egomaniac

September 7, 2007 06:18:59 Posted at September 7, 2007 06:18:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s not necessarily the arrogance…the arrogance is standard Hollywood fare. It would be impossible I suppose to get up in front of thousands of people and perform, even if the songs are bubblegum sh-t. Confidence is a requirement, I get that. What I don’t get is the insulting lack of humility and the ingratitude of it all. Full Story

Like Wife Like Husband

July 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How utterly original. No wonder they’re married. Because what says made for each other like matching public spittle? And on an album cover no less? Can you picture Avril’s quiver? This is Deryck Whibley of Sum 41. This is their upcoming release – watch out you don’t choke over the artist genius. Full Story

Punk Ass Poseur ain’t no thief

July 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at July 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Was a tough one for Avril Lavigne last week. First a Canadian songwriter, Chantal Kreviazuk, questioned her artistic integrity, then a lawsuit over her song “Girlfriend” claiming she ripped off a band called the Rubinoos put the punk ass in position where she felt she had to defend herself. Full Story

Punk Bitch Can’t Write

July 3, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at July 3, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What’s worse than spitting on people? Worse than overplaying the middle finger? Worse than refusing to sing adult-themed music? Worse than a one trick pop pony? How about a one trick pop pony who plagiarises??? That’s Avril Lavigne according to Chantal Kreviazuk, the lovely Canadian songstress with whom Avril has supposedly “co-written”, and with whom she used to have a close friendship. Full Story

Punk Ass Recycle

June 4, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 4, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Avril Lavigne on the set of her new video shooting what looks to be an astounding creative achievement, something we’ve never seen before, least of all from her. Skulls and skateboards and scooters, acting all crazy and poser bad ass with an equally bad ass group of friends…and Oh.My.God…she’s, like, breaking new ground by expressing herself through graffiti – pink and black and a plaid skirt with fishnets. Full Story

Ummm…no you’re not

May 16, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 16, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dream on, punk. Hot is Scarlett Johansson. Hot is Scarlett and Ryan Reynolds turning up the heat on their relationship. Hot is picturing the two of them mashing their two gorgeous bodies together. Hot is NOT Avril Lavigne. And hot is most definitely not Avril Lavigne with her top off on the cover of Blender… Hot? No. Full Story