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Lil John > Punk Ass Whiny Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2008 08:51:03 January 4, 2008 08:51:03

NYE at Prive, Avril Lavigne was hosting a party but Lil John ended up grabbing the mic and counting down to midnight. Be honest, Lil John can hype a crowd waaaay better than Punk Ass Poseur and her squeaky voice. When Avril saw that Lil John had trumped her, she apparently became “visibly upset” and had to be consoled by husband Deryck, boo hooing that “I wanted to do the countdown!” Poor baby was finally placated when more champagne was brought out to her table. Full Story

Punk Ass & Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2007 07:15:00 November 30, 2007 07:15:00

Finally a Deserving Victim. Hollywood Ebola’s infection has found another target. A repeat target. Although we don’t need any more reason to rag on Avril Lavigne’s punk poseur little ass, here’s another reminder of why this little Canadian bitch is a waste of time. You’ll recall the two hung out for a while a couple of years ago, even prompting rumours they were lesbian lovers. Full Story

Best Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2007 00:00:00 November 19, 2007 00:00:00

Hurts to say nice things about punk ass Avril but apart from the shoes, loved last night’s look. If it had to be black I would have made them booties, you know? These are so meh, they almost seem an afterthought. And making shoes an afterthought is like violating a commandment. photos from WENN Full Story

Sequins & Chucks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2007 08:25:51 October 19, 2007 08:25:51

My soul dies a little every time I have to compliment Avril Lavigne. But as mentioned the other day, while her personality is the douchest, Avril’s style is the cutest. And style is all about individuality. Check her out last night at the MTV Latin America Music awards in an adorable strapless sequin, not paired with heels (which anyone could have done) but with matching tricked out chucks. Full Story

Avril in Flare: Beautiful and Defensive

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2007 14:49:46 October 17, 2007 14:49:46

First things first, fair is fair – Avril looks STUNNING in the November issue of Flare. Absolutely beautiful. She has a great nose, great bone structure, and I love her blonde hair…it’s really too bad she’s such a punk ass poseur bitch. Next… I like Avril’s style. Full Story

Punk Ass Pretty Loves Presents

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2007 08:51:37 October 9, 2007 08:51:37

Her attitude is for sh-t, her music sucks, her lyrics suck even harder, she’s emotionally stunted, has the maturity of a nine year old…but Avril really is so pretty, non? Here she is Germany and Russia a few days ago promoting her new album and again back in LA with her husband. Look at that nose. Full Story

Punk Ass Egomaniac

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2007 06:18:59 September 7, 2007 06:18:59

It’s not necessarily the arrogance…the arrogance is standard Hollywood fare. It would be impossible I suppose to get up in front of thousands of people and perform, even if the songs are bubblegum sh-t. Confidence is a requirement, I get that. What I don’t get is the insulting lack of humility and the ingratitude of it all. Full Story

Like Wife Like Husband

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2007 12:00:00 July 16, 2007 12:00:00

How utterly original. No wonder they’re married. Because what says made for each other like matching public spittle? And on an album cover no less? Can you picture Avril’s quiver? This is Deryck Whibley of Sum 41. This is their upcoming release – watch out you don’t choke over the artist genius. Full Story

Punk Ass Poseur ain’t no thief

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2007 12:00:00 July 9, 2007 12:00:00

Was a tough one for Avril Lavigne last week. First a Canadian songwriter, Chantal Kreviazuk, questioned her artistic integrity, then a lawsuit over her song “Girlfriend” claiming she ripped off a band called the Rubinoos put the punk ass in position where she felt she had to defend herself. Full Story

Punk Bitch Can’t Write

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2007 00:00:00 July 3, 2007 00:00:00

What’s worse than spitting on people? Worse than overplaying the middle finger? Worse than refusing to sing adult-themed music? Worse than a one trick pop pony? How about a one trick pop pony who plagiarises??? That’s Avril Lavigne according to Chantal Kreviazuk, the lovely Canadian songstress with whom Avril has supposedly “co-written”, and with whom she used to have a close friendship. Full Story

Punk Ass Recycle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2007 00:00:00 June 4, 2007 00:00:00

Avril Lavigne on the set of her new video shooting what looks to be an astounding creative achievement, something we’ve never seen before, least of all from her. Skulls and skateboards and scooters, acting all crazy and poser bad ass with an equally bad ass group of friends…and Oh.My.God…she’s, like, breaking new ground by expressing herself through graffiti – pink and black and a plaid skirt with fishnets. Full Story