Avril Lavigne Gossip

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Ummm…no you’re not

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2007 00:00:00 May 16, 2007 00:00:00

Dream on, punk. Hot is Scarlett Johansson. Hot is Scarlett and Ryan Reynolds turning up the heat on their relationship. Hot is picturing the two of them mashing their two gorgeous bodies together. Hot is NOT Avril Lavigne. And hot is most definitely not Avril Lavigne with her top off on the cover of Blender… Hot? No. Full Story

Punk Bitch… Please

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2007 00:00:00 May 14, 2007 00:00:00

It appears that the only way Avril Lavigne can make a headline is off the coattails of someone else – what I like to call a Fame Freeloader…and she does it every time. Every time she’s newsworthy it’s only because she’s comparing herself to Britney Spears. And now…and now Avril wants to be Angelina Jolie? Interviews in Australia, talking sh-t AGAIN about Brit…makes sense of course since Avril herself is charisma personified. Full Story

The Best Damn Thing Gets 50%

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2007 12:00:00 April 25, 2007 12:00:00

Is it really the best when the reviews at best are 50%? Really? And we Canadians are supposed to go easy on our own. To treat our own with kid gloves, to make allowances and excuses for Canadian suckage when appropriate…but even still, even with characteristic Canadian kindness, Avril’s new record still – in my husband’s words – licks balls. Full Story

Friday, April 20, 2007

Dear Gossips,

The Spears Family draggin’ their sh-t out for public consumption… verging on not fun smut.

Sigh.

So how’s this for Canadian contrasts? The Ellen Show today…Ryan Gosling – SO endearing, so funny, so likeable. And then Avril Lavigne – SO the opposite. One you want to get to know better, the other you couldn’t give a f&ck.

Why? Because Ryan Gosling actually has a personality, although he might want to stay away from skinny jeans.

And forgot to mention – saw Fracture a few days ago. Call me Cruise but AnThony Hopkins (don’t forget the hard “T” per Gwyneth) is a sexy beast. Creepy, crawly, crazy…but sexy. The man is a f&cking master. And watching him spar onscreen with the one of Hollywood’s most talented young actors was fascinating – like he was challenging Ryan Gosling in every scene: bring it kid, come to school, I’m far from dead.

Love, love, love.

Friday – live blogging, check back often for new posts including one addressing the panicked McGoslings.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

The Best…or The Lame?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2007 12:00:00 April 18, 2007 12:00:00

I say Lame. Avril Lavigne’s new album is called The Best Damn Thing, launch party was last night, but check out the photos and you tell me… is it really? Is it really The Best Damn Thing? Yeah so I know she’s trying to be irreverent and it’s, like, so funny. And it’s, like, so cool. Full Story

Being a punk bitch pays off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2007 12:00:00 April 9, 2007 12:00:00

Avril Lavigne bought a new house. Almost $10 million in Bel Air with 10 bathrooms, an elevator, a steam room, sauna, and more – grown up living for an emotionally stunted little twerp. All this of course on the eve of the release of her third album, originally and brilliantly titled “The Best Damn Thing”. Full Story

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Yesterday’s travel took up more time than I expected…my thanks to all of you for sending along the Alanis Humps video, now raging across the web.

She looks great, she sounds great, and between Alanis and the only-good-for-ass Jessica Biel, I’d take Alanis any time. If you haven’t seen the video, click here. Hearing the lyrics slowed down totally kills me.

And it’s nice to see her sense of humour is intact…unlike that sullen little bitch Avril Lavigne. More on that later.

Tuesday – blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Am in Toronto, will be here for a week, emails are piling up. But even if I don’t answer, I promise I read each and every one – thanks so much!

PPS. Dear McGoslings: chill.

PPPS. Was on same flight home with Nelly Furtado yesterday. She was with manager, bodyguard, and baby. Nelly flies commercial - was pretty cool.

The Good Shepherd DVD Exclusive Giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2007 12:00:00 April 3, 2007 12:00:00

Matt Damon, Robert DeNiro, and the controversial Angelina Jolie. If you recall, she was pregnant with the Chosen One during the filming of this movie. Both Matt and Angie gushed about how amazing it was to work with DeNiro and many thought that the movie was largely overlooked during awards season. The DVD comes out TODAY, I have three copies to give away to Laineygossip. Full Story

It’s Called a Sense of Humour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2007 12:00:00 April 3, 2007 12:00:00

Celebrities claim they hate doing press. To a certain extent, I can understand that. You get asked the same questions over and over again, sometimes for weeks, sometimes for months. It’s boring, it’s restricting, it’s suffocating… But so is filing paperwork. Or answering the phone. Full Story

The Daily Rossum: Avril Lavigne

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2007 12:00:00 March 22, 2007 12:00:00

Being Canadian, I am “supposed” to like Avril Lavigne. But why? She’s an irritating whiney little punk. And worse yet – she’s a one trick pony. I will say however that I like the style evolution. I do think she looks good. But then she opens her mouth, and then she sings, and she tries to front all “original” but it’s the same old same old all over again and it’s hard to imagine anyone over 20 getting into the music, which she says is what it’s all about. Full Story

Avril & Deryck: accelerated nuptials

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2006 12:00:00 July 5, 2006 12:00:00

Gloating alert. Skip if you don"t care for it. Waaaay back, on April 17th, I reported exclusively on eTalk that Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibbley had sent out their invitations for a wedding ceremony, clearly printed for August 26th in Santa Barbara. At the time, her publicist had "no comment" - and I don"t need to pull out the Hollywood decoder to explain to you what that means, right? So we reported it, and then they went on scramble, we heard about a reschedule and as I said tonight, again on eTalk Full Story