Baby and Bump Obsession Articles
A beautifully styled Naomi Watts is on the cover of the new issue of Nuvo Magazine. It’s a very flattering article, almost too flattering, like the writer would jump off a building for her, but there are a few insightful anecdotes from Watts, in particular about David Lynch and his casting process: he only looks at photos to narrow down the short list. Full Story
We’ll be playing our favourite game a LOT today. Let’s start the Photo Assumption with Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and Third Lip. Third Lip is back in New York as Nine promotion will begin soon. Third Lip was spotted with Sunday Rose the other day and also heading to a meeting. Then last night Gran and Keith Urban went out for dinner. Full Story
It’s good for the mind. And they say hers is troubled these days. This is my Gwyneth in London with Moses and his little bear. He looks so different with short hair. After mom time, G went for a run. I like those running pants. I need a pair like that, all the way down to the ankles. All of mine stop at the knee. Full Story
Written by Jacek Lainey’s stuck in a shoot for a couple of hours so I’m stepping in to fill the void. And when I saw this headline I said to myself…"Well, sh-t. This news can’t wait. The people must know.” Tiffany Amber Thiessen is having a baby! It’s a People... Full Story
And taking your shirt off. David Beckham trimmed that nasty ass beard to bring back the quiver. He also showed off a new shorter haircut at the Galaxy game yesterday that matched young Cruz. Cute right? Cruz has been firmly established as the showboat of the family, the new ‘do reflects his personality. Full Story
It warms my degenerate heart to see Little Sci tentatively reaching out to someone her own age. Because it would suck to have to hang out with Sci people your entire life. But away from Daddy’s watchful Xenu eyes, Little Sci seems to be expanding her horizons. She’s with mom Katie Holmes in New York shooting a movie called The Romantics. Full Story
What else is there to look at? Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry arrived back in LA yesterday from New York with baby Nahla, all 3 colour coordinated, all 3 styled perfectly, all 3 ridiculously beautiful, reminding us what ordinary really means. Ordinary is anything that is not them. This is absurd. Please stop coming out in public. Full Story
The Beckhams were courtside at the Laker game the other night. As you can see, Posh is trying out some soft waves on her growing bob. Looks good. Really good. She was very pretty that night. Would have been prettier if she’d let herself smile. But of course not. There were too many cameras around. Full Story
Same as your baby son whose first name is Henry. Henry Tadeusz, as announced today by your spokesperson, born on October 7. October 7 is also the birthday of my Polish father-in-law. His name is Stanislaw. It’s like we’re having a Polish party together. Full Story
That word explains everything. Per the Paul Haggis revelations mentioned in today’s open, “disconnect” is a Scientology policy that refers to the action taken against those who do not share the Xenu love. Haggis’s wife was ordered to “disconnect” from her family when they broke from the Church. Full Story
Taupe must have been tired of those photos of him with the others, of Ben looking happy with everyone else but her. Photo Assumption can be a very powerful game. And celebrities use it to their advantages too. So this is the family Affleck today on set in Boston. Jennifer Garner brought the girls to see daddy on break, and daddy’s face lit up. Full Story
Nicole Richie will be skinny again soon enough. But it’s good to see she’s not in too much of a rush. Sparrow Madden was born about 6 weeks ago. Some bitches in Hollywood are back to concave stomachs after a fortnight. Nicole seems to be taking her time. Here she is last night at the Noble Humanitarian Awards with a fuller figure than we’re used to seeing from her. Full Story
I called it an eyebrow archer the other day. And indeed, The Daily Mail once again sucks sh-t, instilling us first with false hope, and then replacing it with disappointment. The other day, the paper reported that Katie Holmes and Jesus had triumphed over Xenu and the GMD and that Little Sci was enrolled at a Catholic pre-school in Boston. Full Story
The GMD's 2 oldest are currently being educated in the ways of the Xenu. It was expected then that his youngest, future leader of the Free Thetans, would be similarly indoctrinated even though Katie Holmes was raised Catholic. After all, they were married according to Scientological scripture. Surprisingly however, if The Daily Mail... Full Story
Look judgy moms! She’s walking again! Little Sci spent the afternoon in Boston yesterday with her mom and grandma and she even ventured out on foot. This is important because many of you have been writing about the fact that she’s always being carried around in photographs. As you can see, Little Sci can indeed amble around on her own. Full Story
Last night, Hamlet’s official debut in New York, it was a triumphant evening for Jude Law whose performance is generating wonderful reviews from critics and fans. Here he is on stage accepting his ovation and then at the afterparty, relieved and ready to throw a few back. Full Story
Busy weekend for the GMD and Katie Holmes in Boston. Family time with Little Sci and Connor and a kiss for the camera too. You judgy moms are always writing about Little Sci never walking so I’ve included a few shots of her on foot. In all fairness to them, it’s easier to carry her and let the paps get their shots and move away quicker than letting her go on foot on her own. Full Story
“Thanks God” it happened on a weekend. Because if it had been a weekday they would have crippled the stock market. Did you hear, did you hear, did you hear? The Twins, they came out to bless the world, and the Brangelunatics they wept with gratitude. Full Story
Manly mans. The GMD continues to shoot Wichita with Cameron Diaz in Boston. After a brief trip away, Katie Holmes is back on set at his side with Little Sc. I like the shot of her jumping around in the trailer, and also the one of Cam trying to make her laugh. Rare glimpses of Suri’s personality. Full Story
Written by Jacek Angelina took Maddox grocery shopping today in France, stopping to sign some autographs outside the store. The full-length black bed sheet made another appearance. I think it’s getting to the point where she has only two looks. Her “going grocery and/or toy shopping” outfit, which is basically the same each time as pictured here, and whatever she might wear for a red carpet or premiere. Full Story
