Baby and Bump Obsession Articles
Two days with dad in Venice, now it’s back home to mom – here are the Pitt boys leaving today after some bonding time with Brad. Maybe they’ll come with dad to Toronto? Or will he treat the girls to the trip instead? Can you imagine? Miss Zahara and the Chosen One at TIFF? Ovaries will explode. Full Story
Check it out – Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen with his son John Edward enjoying a little family time on the field at Gillette Stadium today. The cutest. Earlier in the day, Tom trained with the Patriots – he’s yet to play in preseason because of that ankle, says he’ll be ready by Week 1 – and then joined his girl and his boy on the grass. Full Story
Brad Pitt arrived in Venice today – Burn After Reading is opening the festival tomorrow and Brad and George will also be attending a Darfur fundraiser tonight. As you can see, Brad brought his first 2 boys Maddox and Pax along for the trip, perhaps to lessen the load on mommy Angelina. That’s the practical, personal rationale for having his sons with him. Full Story
In a few months, all five Spices will be moms, as the one lone abstainer has succumbed to the epidemic: Sporty Spice is pregnant. She announced it on her site today. Mel C says the father is her boyfriend of six years Thomas Starr. All together now: But I thought she was the gay one??? Gay, not gay, don’t care. Full Story
Britney was seen leaving a recording studio last night with mom – still working hard, still on a good track. So good, her sons have been accepted into a very elite baby circle: little Kingston Rossdale was allowed to come over and play with SFP and JJ. Kingston, as you know, is super tight with The Chosen One Shiloh. Full Story
Taupe finally confirmed herself yesterday what we’ve now known for months – she’s pregnant with her second. She’s also, unintentionally of course, using it to her advantage with the MiniVan Majority. Check out Jennifer Garner yesterday at the Baby Einstein 10th anniversary event yesterday wearing curtains. Full Story
Remember, I’m the childless shrew. The bitch whose womb has been frozen by Nicole Kidman’s plastic surgeon. In other words, I concede, I’m not the authority on family dinners and meals with the kids. But please… before you yummy mummies get all sanctimonious on my Chinese ass, think about dinner at Nobu. Full Story
Ashlee Simpson was shopping at Barney’s yesterday and ran into her everything inspiration the new Nicole Richie. She spent the rest of the time following her around in the store taking notes. So what? Not everyone is a leader. And even my Gwynnie has given a style checkmark to Nicole Richie who has just launched a new online charitable gift registry... Full Story
Katie Holmes, that lazy ass, was apparently too tired to make us care about her outfit today. Just a long shirt and leggings. Or… Perhaps it’s a different strategy. Bump Watch, to me, is boring as f&ck. And ridiculously unreliable. Most of you however disagree. And much of the MiniVan Majority can’t get enough. Full Story
Isla Fisher was spotted yesterday in Westwood with little Olive Cohen. Actually little Olive Cohen doesn’t look so little. Little Olive is an adorable chunks! Fat babies are the best. Isla and Sacha Baron Cohen are always super low profile. But everyone’s got a job to do. About 6 months to go before Isla’s Confessions of a Shopaholic is released. Full Story
After being ordered to the GMD’s side Monday night for Tropic Thunder in LA, Katie Holmes flew straight back to New York for Tuesday rehearsals and then, ever the doting mom, she took Little Sci for playtime in playclothes (finally!) at Chelsea Piers in the afternoon. Am running out of adjectives for LS. Full Story
Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman pleaded with paps upon arriving home in Australia last week for space and privacy. This must be why she and Keith Urban decided to wear matching leather outfits while out and about in public the other day. Nothing says slipping under the radar like two similarly dressed celebrities surrounded by security. Full Story
Will she grow a tail one day and swim away? To the find the freedom her mother lost? Katie Holmes took Little Sci to see the Little Mermaid last night. LS seemed to be bothered by the noise – as you can see, mom tried to be cheerful and soothe her baby. Not sure where daddy is. Highly unusual for the GMD to leave his wife and child alone for so long. Full Story
The Queen of Australia, Nicole Kidman, has brought her princess home to meet her subjects. The Daily Telegraph was able to capture photo and video of Granny Freeze exiting a private plane. Click here to see.... Full Story
Finally a few shots of Little Sci who is calling New York home for the next 5 months now that mom is in town to rehearse for and then perform in All My Sons. She’s getting taller, she’s losing her chubb, but she’s still the cutest ever. KatE reported dutifully for work yesterday and then took LS to the park for a little romp. Full Story
It is Maddox Jolie Pitt’s birthday today. And since everyone is losing their sh*t over the biological wonders, how about a little Maddox tribute, even though the MiniVan isn’t so much interested in the adopted one? Maddox as a baby with Mom rockin’ his Maddhawk. Maddox hanging out with Colin Farrell (remember that?), Maddox finding his dad Brad. Full Story
The Taupes and the Damons were in Miami this weekend at a fundraiser for Barack Obama. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner flew from LA on Friday specifically for the event, and squeezed in a visit with their besties Matt and Lucy who are also pregnant. Curiously enough, they had overlapping pregnancies last time too. Full Story
The moment you’ve been waiting for… Hello Magazine purchased the European rights to the Pitt Family photos and, of course, as you know, People Magazine secured the exclusives in North America. Note the People cover – what’s the common denominator? The parents, the Twin Wonders, and the Chosen One too! As for the other three? Totally irrelevant. Full Story
What will every Brangelunatic be doing on Sunday at 7pm EST? Hovering over the computer, of course. Probably hovering all weekend, counting down the hours, the minutes, the seconds. Until the unveiling. When they will receive their blessings from the Holy Jolie Twins on the cover of People Magazine. Full Story
And to answer so many of your messages – no, they are not splitting up. In 3 years? In 5 years? Who knows? But right now, the Taupes are happy. They are committed. They are ambitious. They are expecting their second baby. They are renovating a new home. Here they are yesterday inspecting the progress hand in hand. Full Story
