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Celebrity Pregnancy, rumors, new and expecting Hollywood moms, and plenty of belly cupping!

Katie by the pool

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2011 10:11:25 May 17, 2011 10:11:25

There has been pregnancy speculation for weeks. Because she wore a dress that wasn't super tight and maybe she ate a burger and you decided to babybump jump all over that. See why I hate BumpWatch? It's worse than Star Magazine on reliability. In fact, it's probably the only way Star Magazine does its reporting. Full Story

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James & January?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2011 08:53:35 May 12, 2011 08:53:35

Received several panicked emails yesterday when I was out in the field about James McAvoy and … January Jones? There was no context so it was puzzling. Then I hopped on a computer at the Palais and read about Ted Casablanca's report that the father of her child was someone on the X-Men set … which… fine, I mean I'm still not sure why people care that January Jones is pregnant but sure, there are a lot of people on a set - crew, cast, studio, marketing, etc - and I don't doubt she could have hooked up with any of them. Full Story

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Robo chest up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2011 07:22:39 May 6, 2011 07:22:39

Tom Cruise was recognised last night at the Simon Wiesenthal Centre’s Annual National Tribute Dinner in Beverly Hills as he was presented with the Humanitarian Award, the organisation’s highest honour. There were some pretty powerful Hollywood players in attendance to pay their respects to the GMD. Full Story

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Monroe & Moroccan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2011 09:25:00 May 4, 2011 09:25:00

You think Mimi is pissed at her kids for coming on Royal Wedding Day and her anniversary? It means she has to share. Of course not. Babies are joy! And Mimi babies are more joy than any other joy! Anyway, she’s made us wait for the official names. Because we needed distance between the excitement of Will and Kate and then we needed more distance from the news of OBL’s death, and now it’s midweek and if we don’t know now, we won’t care as we approach the weekend. Full Story

Similar Met Bumps: Kate Hudson & Jessica Alba

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2011 06:23:30 May 3, 2011 06:23:30

I read somewhere, I can’t remember where, that Alba’s ensemble last night was one of the best. What? This is Jessica Alba, who is pregnant, in a no-colour Ralph Lauren, and I don’t see how this can be characterised as anything other than a mess. Look at that material. You know what that is? Go to Toys R Us. Full Story

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Becks touches the bump!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2011 07:56:00 May 2, 2011 07:56:00

Remember when Posh and Becks posed on thrones at their wedding? I thought about this when I saw them arriving at the Royal Wedding. What Victoria must have thought of the understated elegance at Westminster Abbey. And the pomp and the privilege and all of it that money can’t buy. Which is perhaps why David was wearing his OBE on the wrong side. Full Story

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Putting off the Ultimate Upstage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2011 08:55:09 April 28, 2011 08:55:09

The Beckhams have come home to London as David and Victoria will be attending the Royal Wedding tomorrow. Becks apparently posted a video on his Facebook page about how excited he is to be going. While Kate Middleton seemed pretty relaxed however with just a day before they turn her into a Princess, it likely won’t be that way for Posh as she continues to grumble inwardly about the timing of being pregnant and having an opportunity like this, to look thin and the most stylish ever, for eve ever, squandered. Full Story

Baby Mother not invited

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2011 07:53:46 April 20, 2011 07:53:46

Guy Ritchie is on the guest list for the Royal Wedding. Without a plus one. Which means he can’t bring his girlfriend Jacqui Ainsley who is pregnant. I guess the Royal People don’t want you unless you’re, like, official. Being the knocked up GF doesn’t count. Or maybe they only extended him one spot because they didn’t want to take the chance that he’d bring his ex-wife Madonna. Full Story

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The Glory of Not Giving A Damn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2011 08:53:00 April 12, 2011 08:53:00

“Bossypants” as primer for life Written by Duana Tina Fey tells a story of meeting a little boy when ‘meeting the teacher’ for kindergarten. They were told to draw pictures, and when she showed hers to him, like, ‘look what I did!’ he ripped it. Full Story

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Family Outing Photos for Assumption

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2011 13:00:53 April 11, 2011 13:00:53

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick took their son to the Broadway premiere of Catch Me If You Can last night in New York. I really do love it when they walk a carpet together. It’s one of my favourite Photo Assumptions. Let’s play! I particularly like the way her hand is gripped around his neck. Full Story

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They are not a couple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2011 11:21:16 April 11, 2011 11:21:16

It’s the best recent randomness: Benicio del Toro’s people have confirmed exclusively to Life & Style (because they went through her garbage and found the pregnancy test? Or because People Magazine wouldn’t pay her?) that he and Kimberly Stewart are having a baby. Full Story