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Brange Family at the show & the Chosen One’s tooth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2011 10:06:36 August 8, 2011 10:06:36

Maddox is 10. Jesus, that seems old to me. The Jolie has a 10 year old kid. Remember, at the age of 9, Noah Cyrus, Miley’s sister, was dancing up on a pole at a party. So there’s that. 10 just isn’t what it used to be, you know? Anyway, here they all are, in London on Saturday after a performance of Wicked, and Brad looks f-cking hot in his clothes and Angelina looks gross in the legs, and they are looking at each other all happy for the cameras and . Full Story

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Babies and caps

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2011 16:55:28 August 3, 2011 16:55:28

Sandra Bullock stepped out today in LA with her baby Louis. She is 47. I want to look like that in 10 years. Just, not with a baby. As you can see, Louis is wearing his badass little cap again. Last week, I tingled to an article of him wearing the cap and my cousin Cat emailed back with a message titled “tooting my own horn” with photos of her son, Sasha, wearing his two years ago when he was a little, little guy. Full Story

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Greedy...or equal?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2011 09:53:00 August 3, 2011 09:53:00

This Linda Evangelista child support situation is amazing. Quick background: Linda Evangelista has a 4 year old son called Augustin. The father is Salma Hayek’s billionaire husband Francois-Henri Pinault. Augustin was born juuuust before Salma’s daughter Valentina. Valentina however is set for life. Full Story

My Obsession is fertile

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2011 07:39:31 August 1, 2011 07:39:31

If you’ve been reading my site for a while, you know I’ve been obsessed with Sam Taylor-Wood and Aaron Johnson since the very beginning. Like, they announced their engagement 3 months after he turned 19. So they were together when he was 18. And they were filming a movie together when he was 17. Full Story

SJP through Asia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2011 07:09:58 July 27, 2011 07:09:58

Sarah Jessica Parker is currently travelling through Asia for Artistry on Ice. So at first I thought Artistry on Ice, like, it couldn’t be figure skating, right? What could SJP possibly be doing on a figure skating tour? Probably jewellery, has to be jewellery. No. Turns out it really is figure skating:“ARTISTRY on ICE, China’s own world class figure skating brand, created by SECA Ltd. Full Story

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Orly’s face on a baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2011 16:18:06 July 26, 2011 16:18:06

I was flipping through photo thumbnails on the database and as I passed these, seeing the baby very quickly, I thought to myself, that really is Orlando Bloom’s face on an infant’s body! The infant, of course, is his son Flynn, with his wife Miranda Kerr, arriving in Sydney, apparently for the first time since Flynn was born. Full Story

All the children go to the movies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2011 09:01:00 July 22, 2011 09:01:00

I’m into the Brange kids as much as the next gossip but unless you’re a Brangelunatic, you would not want to be stuck in a movie theatre with all of them, right? All six of them? We are interrupting the Comic-Con for a quick hit of some Brange to buy me a little more time to rush-write all my long ass observations. Full Story

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Going home to dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2011 08:34:52 July 21, 2011 08:34:52

Duana sent me the cutest email the other day. The title was “I’m a sap” and she was referring to her reaction after seeing these photos of Angelina Jolie and her daughters Miss Zahara and the Chosen One Shiloh looking like they’re all having a great time leaving a costume store. Full Story

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Photo shoots for Harper Seven

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2011 12:42:38 July 18, 2011 12:42:38

She’s just a week old but already Harper Seven, thanks to her parents, is being well trained in the art of photo famewhoring... “candidly”, of course. Photos of Harper being cradled by both her mother and her father have been posted on David Beckham’s Facebook Full Story

Happy Sisters

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2011 07:00:05 July 18, 2011 07:00:05

The Jolie took her two girls out yesterday to a store in LA called Ozzie Dots. They seem to sell costumes. I guess the Chosen One Shiloh wants to be the Bad Angel. For the wedding? While Us Weekly reported last week that the two are planning on marrying before the end of the year, possibly at their chateau in France, People Full Story

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