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Family Day for Alanis

February 21, 2011 07:10:08 Posted at February 21, 2011 07:10:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Family Day today in parts of Canada. Alanis is from Ontario. Ontario observes Family Day. So it all works out then. I’m originally from Ontario too. But now I live in British Columbia. BC does not observe Family Day. F-ck, why not??? Here’s Alanis Morissette gloriously happy with her family yesterday in Venice, CA. Full Story

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Posh > Fergie

February 21, 2011 06:38:00 Posted at February 21, 2011 06:38:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, the royal wedding invitations were mailed out last week to almost 2,000 family and friends which is actually considered a smaller affair than weddings past. Sarah Ferguson did not receive one. Her daughters, Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie, are on the list, of course, but their mother, their mother is apparently not welcome. Full Story

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Grammy Midas Manslinger

February 14, 2011 10:34:37 Posted at February 14, 2011 10:34:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I mentioned this during the liveblog last night – it’s something Kate Hudson and Gwyneth Paltrow have in common. They always date men on the upswing. Gwyneth of course had Brad, Ben, and Chris Martin just as Coldplay was soaring. Kate married Chris Robinson at the height of the Black Crows popularity, was with ARod for a World Series, and is now having a baby with Muse’s Matt Bellamy who just won a Grammy. Full Story

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Grammy Parents: Will & Jada Pinkett Smith

February 14, 2011 06:11:32 Posted at February 14, 2011 06:11:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Come on, they were super cute cheering on their son Jaden while he was performing with Justin Bieber, right? Look, I have some problems with the Sci and the Smiths too, but right there, I don’t know that you can criticise parents who are just really, really excited to see their kid up there doing his thing. Full Story

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LaLa on the move!

February 8, 2011 08:41:49 Posted at February 8, 2011 08:41:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Posh does not like to be photographed when pregnant. It wasn’t always like this. She was much more visible when she was expecting Brooklyn, willingly. And not averse to it with Romeo either. Cruz’s bump however was much more guarded. Naturally, many gossips attribute it to not wanting you to see her as any more than a skinny ass bitch. Full Story

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The Smutty World of Benjamin Ballet

February 4, 2011 10:19:27 Posted at February 4, 2011 10:19:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It started with a curious item in Page Six about a couple of months ago. Benjamin Millepied, Natalie Portman’s fiancé and baby father, was supposedly “obsessed” with her on the set of Black Swan, where they fell in love. He stopped at nothing to have her. He ignored everyone else to be close to her, including a longtime girlfriend… The implication then was that Millepied is a golddigger, determined to get ahead. Full Story

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Jen: no babies, Mexican or otherwise

February 2, 2011 09:12:00 Posted at February 2, 2011 09:12:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Apparently this is only a surprise for people who read and actually believe Star Magazine. Every other month, someone tries to make us think that Jennifer Aniston wants babies. Maybe she encourages that a little, but mostly it’s because the MiniVan Majority really, really wants that for her. They want for her what they have for themselves. Full Story

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Mimi Cribs: LA Edition

February 2, 2011 08:41:00 Posted at February 2, 2011 08:41:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Before she’d do the bare minimum you know? Like walk five steps to her bodyguard before he picked her up and carried her up the stairs. This by the way is a true story. And well BEFORE she got pregnant. Back in November, Mimi probably made them carry her couch, with her on it, into the Home Shopping Network studios, with 18 costume and hair changes, to sell her rainbows and Hello Kitties. Full Story

Pretty gets super ugly super fast

February 2, 2011 07:35:15 Posted at February 2, 2011 07:35:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Woah. This sh-t between Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry is escalating quickly, like even by celebrity standards. She threw down the first public salvo in a statement to People.com on Monday implying that he’s an unfit parent and that baby Nahla isn’t safe around him for long stretches. His supporters then leaked to Radar Online that she’s a controlling bitch who’s been spying on him and is jealous about all the new hot ass he’s been getting. Full Story

Is Halle Berry getting Oksanaed?

February 1, 2011 13:37:10 Posted at February 1, 2011 13:37:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Two very pretty people are getting very, very ugly. Not so civilised after all, is it? There are many interesting facets to this increasingly public and bitter war between Halle Berry and her baby daddy Gabriel Aubry. Needless to say, the sh-t they’re throwing at each other is straight up first class smut. Full Story

Dividing Paris

January 28, 2011 11:29:01 Posted at January 28, 2011 11:29:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You can choose to believe that celebrities are civilised people, that they don’t draw lines in the sand and/or speak/fight through intermediaries. Sure. If that’s the case you also must not believe that celebrities lie. And you probably do believe that they have healthy self-esteem. Take 5 steps back and start at Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

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