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Madonna’s Lola loves Harry vair vair much

December 22, 2010 08:49:02 Posted at December 22, 2010 08:49:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last week Madge’s daughter updated her blog and, as all 14 year old girls do, Lola moaned about hating her hair and wanting to change the colour. To blue. Note her mother’s reaction: I don’t know if any of you saw my hair yet but its mad dark right at the moment, I’m almost sick of it and now I want royal blue hair but not a streak, like my entire head. Full Story

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They chose, or Xenu chose?

December 22, 2010 07:37:08 Posted at December 22, 2010 07:37:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Curious timing... Yesterday I wrote about Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, wondering, even though it’s none of my goddamn business, as to the whereabouts of her first two children Isabella and Connor. Click here for a refresher. Judging from my inbox, it was easily yesterday’s most popular post. Full Story

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Where are the other two?

December 21, 2010 08:52:04 Posted at December 21, 2010 08:52:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is the kind of nosy ass question that comes with being a gossip. And frankly, it’s probably none of my goddamn business. Or yours. But we ask anyway... Because while the GMD and Katie Holmes are with Little Sci in New York elevating their Presentation skills – click here Full Story

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They always have babies with the next

December 20, 2010 10:00:34 Posted at December 20, 2010 10:00:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No doubt Michael K over at will have something to say about Jennifer Aniston’s lonely girl tears today. He does it better than anyone else. So what’s the new pity? Vince Vaughn and his wife Kyla had a baby girl on Saturday. Her name is Locklyn. Full Story

Johnny’s Miami family weekend

December 20, 2010 08:21:00 Posted at December 20, 2010 08:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last week Star Magazine accused Johnny Depp of cheating on Vanessa Paradis with some 19 year old trick on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean 4. This weekend he was shot in Miami, taking his kid to the Justin Bieber concert (Bieber shouted him out during the show) and yesterday with V and the children at the Dolphins game vs the Bills. Full Story

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Mimi’s babies > Christmas

December 16, 2010 13:00:11 Posted at December 16, 2010 13:00:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I’m sure you’ve heard by now, Nick Cannon announced on the radio this morning that he and Mariah Carey are expecting twins. Celine twins, Mimi twins... It’s like they’re trying to heal the world. We do need healing. Anyway, the best version of this twin confirmation is over at Roger Friedman’s Full Story

Jolie’s hair & the Chosen One Nutcracker

December 7, 2010 14:08:53 Posted at December 7, 2010 14:08:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Fresh off her premiere last night, the Jolie was right back at it today with her first four children. Check out Maddox all gangsta with his fur hood. And Miss Zahara who couldn’t help but break bitchface to laugh with her sister the Chosen One who has apparently decided to style herself in the holiday spirit. Full Story

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Marion Cotillard: the inevitable question

December 6, 2010 12:25:22 Posted at December 6, 2010 12:25:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Marion Cotillard and Guillaume Cotillard attended the Marrakesh Film Festival this weekend – first the opening gala, where she wore that print dress with the feathers around the collar, and then the Tribute to French Cinema, where she was dressed in black, and on both occasions... I know what you’re about to say. Full Story

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Holy Steeze & Chelsea attacks

December 6, 2010 07:03:45 Posted at December 6, 2010 07:03:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Brange spent the weekend in New York in advance of tonight’s premiere of The Tourist at the Ziegfeld Theatre. On Saturday the Brange hit up Lee’s Art Shop with the Holy Twins. It’s a family favourite – they’ve previously been there with all four of their other kids, now it’s time for Twin initiation. Full Story

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Does SJP think Nicole Kidman is a lunatic?

December 3, 2010 08:50:26 Posted at December 3, 2010 08:50:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

OK, she didn’t actually name Nicole Kidman, but in a new interview with Elle, Sarah Jessica Parker says those who fight aging relentlessly end up looking like lunatics: “I don’t know what I can do about the aging. Yes, I am aging. Oh my God, I’m aging all the time. It’s like those flowers that wilt in front of you in time-lapse films. Full Story

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Bless the snow

December 1, 2010 11:56:56 Posted at December 1, 2010 11:56:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It snowed in Paris today. Angelina Jolie took one of the Holy Twins to sanctify the snow. Don’t ask me which one this is. The photo agency said it was the Chosen One. At least I know enough that it’s not her. But distinguishing between the two heavenly J-Pitts requires an interest that I simply don’t possess. Full Story

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