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Pregnant in virgin white

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2011 10:08:00 February 25, 2011 10:08:00

Written by Duana There’s a thing that happens wherein people talk about how glamorous our mothers looked when they were pregnant, and lament that people are now wear leggings and so forth. That’s half due, I suspect, to the fact that depending on how old you are, your mother might have been holding a Betty-Draper style cigarette and or lounging in something orange, because that’s what happened in the 1970s. Full Story

Post-pregnancy Oscar Week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 24, 2011 09:59:33 February 24, 2011 09:59:33

Well, there’s no better time to rejoin the scene than this week, Oscar Week, especially when your husband is up for a Best Actor Award. This is Penelope Cruz yesterday with Javier Bardem leaving Jerry Bruckheimer’s office in Santa Monica after a meeting. She must have been there on Pirates business which opens in May…sooner than you think. Full Story

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Michelle’s family Gaga

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2011 07:55:00 February 22, 2011 07:55:00

This is cute. Michelle Pfeiffer and David E Kelley were photographed in New York yesterday. They hit up an art gallery with their children, Claudia Rose and John, and then they all went to the Lady Gaga show at Madison Square Garden. Can you imagine going with your parents to see Lady Gaga? My Squawking Chicken would lose her f-cking mind. Full Story

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Gwyneth: bikini before Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2011 06:53:46 February 22, 2011 06:53:46

F-ck. This is a serious, serious body. Gwyneth Paltrow spent last week in Barbados. She was seen shooting a documentary around town but also spent a significant amount of time on the beach with her kids, showing off her Tracy Anderson Method in 4 different bikinis. Remember, she runs that business with Anderson now. Full Story

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Family Day for Alanis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2011 07:10:08 February 21, 2011 07:10:08

It’s Family Day today in parts of Canada. Alanis is from Ontario. Ontario observes Family Day. So it all works out then. I’m originally from Ontario too. But now I live in British Columbia. BC does not observe Family Day. F-ck, why not??? Here’s Alanis Morissette gloriously happy with her family yesterday in Venice, CA. Full Story

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Posh > Fergie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2011 06:38:00 February 21, 2011 06:38:00

As you know, the royal wedding invitations were mailed out last week to almost 2,000 family and friends which is actually considered a smaller affair than weddings past. Sarah Ferguson did not receive one. Her daughters, Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie, are on the list, of course, but their mother, their mother is apparently not welcome. Full Story

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Grammy Midas Manslinger

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 10:34:37 February 14, 2011 10:34:37

I mentioned this during the liveblog last night – it’s something Kate Hudson and Gwyneth Paltrow have in common. They always date men on the upswing. Gwyneth of course had Brad, Ben, and Chris Martin just as Coldplay was soaring. Kate married Chris Robinson at the height of the Black Crows popularity, was with ARod for a World Series, and is now having a baby with Muse’s Matt Bellamy who just won a Grammy. Full Story

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Grammy Parents: Will & Jada Pinkett Smith

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 06:11:32 February 14, 2011 06:11:32

Come on, they were super cute cheering on their son Jaden while he was performing with Justin Bieber, right? Look, I have some problems with the Sci and the Smiths too, but right there, I don’t know that you can criticise parents who are just really, really excited to see their kid up there doing his thing. Full Story

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LaLa on the move!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2011 08:41:49 February 8, 2011 08:41:49

Posh does not like to be photographed when pregnant. It wasn’t always like this. She was much more visible when she was expecting Brooklyn, willingly. And not averse to it with Romeo either. Cruz’s bump however was much more guarded. Naturally, many gossips attribute it to not wanting you to see her as any more than a skinny ass bitch. Full Story

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The Smutty World of Benjamin Ballet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2011 10:19:27 February 4, 2011 10:19:27

It started with a curious item in Page Six about a couple of months ago. Benjamin Millepied, Natalie Portman’s fiancé and baby father, was supposedly “obsessed” with her on the set of Black Swan, where they fell in love. He stopped at nothing to have her. He ignored everyone else to be close to her, including a longtime girlfriend… The implication then was that Millepied is a golddigger, determined to get ahead. Full Story

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Jen: no babies, Mexican or otherwise

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2011 09:12:00 February 2, 2011 09:12:00

Apparently this is only a surprise for people who read and actually believe Star Magazine. Every other month, someone tries to make us think that Jennifer Aniston wants babies. Maybe she encourages that a little, but mostly it’s because the MiniVan Majority really, really wants that for her. They want for her what they have for themselves. Full Story

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