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Single file Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2011 07:37:59 March 21, 2011 07:37:59

Ok, not really, but “single file” suggests that crowd control is required, for large groups to move in an orderly fashion, like the family Brange. I mean, there’s a total of 8. They need a table of 8. They move in 8. I am exhausted just writing about it, let alone having to live it. Full Story

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The return of SMG

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2011 07:06:00 March 18, 2011 07:06:00

As previously mentioned, numerous times, I never got into Buffy. But I know that for many of you, including Duana, Buffy was love. Last year I found out there are, like, Buffy sing-a-longs, or something, at Comic-Con. Don’t lie. You would totally go. In this spirit of Buffy devotion, there’s a lot affection out there for Sarah Michelle Gellar. Full Story

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Well, as long as he’s taking responsibility…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2011 06:23:50 March 15, 2011 06:23:50

I mean, I suppose that’s how his fans would defend it, right? There’s one in particular. She’s been writing to me for a year. It’s very endearing her loyalty to Ryan Phillippe. She feels that the way I’ve been commenting on his, um, dating patterns is unfair. She doesn’t believe that Phillippe ever cheated on Reese Witherspoon. Full Story

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LaLa and other options

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2011 06:55:21 March 14, 2011 06:55:21

So I’m sure you’ve heard. Because, seriously, it was broadcast around the world like relief for a natural disaster, as if it could possibly be that monumental: David Beckham confirmed the other day that he and Victoria are expecting a baby girl. Full Story

Katie & Little Sci on a helicopter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2011 12:39:25 March 11, 2011 12:39:25

Katie Holmes looked in great spirits today flying out of Manhattan on a helicopter. This is the life of Mrs Cruise. Private jets and helicopters, the convenience of not having to sit in traffic. You know, in these shots from the window, she actually does give off a Jackie O vibe. The trench coat and the glasses, right? As for the soother thing Full Story

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Photo Assumption the kid with the side-eye

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2011 08:02:47 March 9, 2011 08:02:47

This photo cracks me up. Many of you email consistently asking for more Jon Stewart. He’s on your Five Lists. Totally down with that. Stewart’s not papped very often though. Much as you love him, Jon doesn’t sell. And unless he does something wicked and crazy – not likely – he’s not going to land on the cover of a tabloid magazine. Full Story

Lourdes belongs to Gryffindor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2011 09:29:16 March 8, 2011 09:29:16

Lourdes of Madonna went to school this morning in New York wearing a skull sweater over leggings and a Gryffindor toque. This kind of makes me love her mother a lot. That this girl, who is walking around in a cloud of her own cool, with the clothing line and the blog and the fame and the access, is still as into Harry Potter as she’s into black eyeliner. Full Story

Black is slimming when you’re pregnant

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2011 08:01:39 March 8, 2011 08:01:39

Because that’s totally something that Victoria Beckham needs to worry about. Posh arrived in London today in all black. As you know, she’s pregnant, due supposedly in July. The challenge for her then is to make sure that throughout her pregnancy, she appears as UNpregnant as possible. Apparently Eva Longoria is hosting the baby shower at Chateau Marmont. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Civilised

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2011 08:48:52 March 7, 2011 08:48:52

One of Britney’s kids (I still can’t tell them apart, and thank you in advance to all you know-it-alls who are about to tell me) had a little league game this weekend. She and her boyfriend Jason Trawick showed up to watch him. Kevin Federline and his gf Victoria Prince were also there. Britney sat near Victoria and the two were observed chatting amiably. Full Story

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Madge’s fertile successor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2011 07:58:48 March 7, 2011 07:58:48

According to the UK’s News of the World (yeah my eyebrow is right up there with yours), Guy Ritchie and his girlfriend Jacqui Ainsley are expecting. Jacqui is a model. They’ve been together a year or so. And supposedly the baby is due in September. To celebrate, Guy took Jacqui away on holiday where they can both relax. Full Story

Little girls, long hair, soothers, and burgers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2011 06:37:19 March 7, 2011 06:37:19

Katie Holmes and Suri were in Vancouver for the weekend. Granville Island Public Market seems to have become a new favourite spot for them to hang out. My in-laws live two blocks from there. And we’re in the neighbourhood too. It is indeed a great place for kids. Also there’s a great meat shoppe that sells the best Maui ribs I’ve ever put on the grill. Full Story

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