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Brange: in Paris for work and play

November 29, 2010 12:07:53 Posted at November 29, 2010 12:07:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Their son Pax celebrates his 7th birthday today. I want a Parisian birthday party. I want to be reincarnated as one of their children. Here they are in Paris yesterday on a hot air balloon ride and then a private luxury boat party on the Seine. There were balloons and lighty up bendy things for the Chosen One and cakes for all four Brange kids and what a production it all must be. Full Story

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Porny’s not pregnant

November 24, 2010 07:19:51 Posted at November 24, 2010 07:19:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At least that’s what she told Access Hollywood. The other day the bump-obsessed among you swore up and down that she looked rough at the airport in New York because she’s in her first trimester. Could be. But she says no. “There are no babies yet. Full Story

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Hard to say

November 23, 2010 10:16:54 Posted at November 23, 2010 10:16:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After the way she looked yesterday at the airport – click here for a refresher – many of you wrote to me swearing up and down that my Porny must be pregnant. You people have also sworn up and down that Kate Hudson/Katie Holmes/Jennifer Garner/Britney Spears/Angelina Jolie have all been pregnant, and they weren’t. Full Story

The Chosen One & the dog

November 8, 2010 06:59:30 Posted at November 8, 2010 06:59:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Also some Pitt Porn. Brad Pitt joined the Jolie today on the set of her movie today taking pictures and generally just standing around being hot. And then they embraced. And there’s the money shot. Meanwhile their daughter Shiloh was spotted back at the house hanging out with the Jack the bulldog. Full Story

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Friday with the Family Brange

November 5, 2010 12:22:00 Posted at November 5, 2010 12:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well this will keep the crazies happy over the weekend. After a quick trip to New York to promote Megamind, Brad Pitt returned to Hungary and the Jolie where they were seen together with their children at the park, doing some harness playing. By the way, Megamind opens today. You knew that, right? What? You’re distracted? By the Chosen One Shiloh trying to keep up with her brothers and whatever daredevil activities they might be up to? This is why she styles herself the way she does. Full Story

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Brad with the boys and the Jolie in skinny jeans

November 4, 2010 07:47:00 Posted at November 4, 2010 07:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt was in New York last night with sons Maddox and Pax at the premiere of Megamind. Pitt of course voices the role of Metro Man in the movie. I quite enjoyed the movie actually. Screened it a couple of weeks ago at the junket in LA. It’s funny. At several points we were laughing heartily. Full Story

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Sandy & Louis in NYC

November 3, 2010 08:30:01 Posted at November 3, 2010 08:30:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s his first time there! Sandra Bullock was spotted in New York last night holding on to her son. I have a thing about baby feet. Don’t like babies, but very much like the feet. Baby feet and dog feet smell really good. Louis has great fat feet with fat ankles. In fact, he’s kinda fat all over which is admittedly delicious, even for someone who is allergic to children. Full Story

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Getting comfortable with Mimi & a shot at JLo

October 28, 2010 08:12:54 Posted at October 28, 2010 08:12:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s the news that isn’t news. Just a week or so before the release of her new Christmas album, Mimi has confirmed that she and Nick Cannon are indeed expecting. As my mother would say, “I’m so exciting.” If you have immigrant parents, you know exactly how hilarious that is, when they f-ck up their verb conjugations. Full Story

Becks gets a massage

October 28, 2010 07:51:55 Posted at October 28, 2010 07:51:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I love this video. And it’s funny. HE is funny. And so impressively able to hold it together. It would have been over for me in the first 30 seconds. I won’t spoil it, you just have to watch. He really does a great job.   Victoria and his boys were there, two of them at least. Posh apparently was brought into the interview when Becks claimed that he is neat and she is messy and she objected to that, to which he replied jokingly: “We’re going to have our first argument in 11 years. Full Story

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Underpants!

October 25, 2010 11:52:10 Posted at October 25, 2010 11:52:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maturity? Not in this post. David Beckham had to change his pants due to injury – or something, does it matter??? – during the LA Galaxy game yesterday and was photographed in his underwear. Victoria did once say that her husband was hung like a horse. Then again, her quote Full Story

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