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They chose, or Xenu chose?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2010 07:37:08 December 22, 2010 07:37:08

Curious timing... Yesterday I wrote about Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, wondering, even though it’s none of my goddamn business, as to the whereabouts of her first two children Isabella and Connor. Click here for a refresher. Judging from my inbox, it was easily yesterday’s most popular post. Full Story

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Where are the other two?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2010 08:52:04 December 21, 2010 08:52:04

This is the kind of nosy ass question that comes with being a gossip. And frankly, it’s probably none of my goddamn business. Or yours. But we ask anyway... Because while the GMD and Katie Holmes are with Little Sci in New York elevating their Presentation skills – click here Full Story

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They always have babies with the next

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2010 10:00:34 December 20, 2010 10:00:34

No doubt Michael K over at Dlisted.com will have something to say about Jennifer Aniston’s lonely girl tears today. He does it better than anyone else. So what’s the new pity? Vince Vaughn and his wife Kyla had a baby girl on Saturday. Her name is Locklyn. Full Story

Johnny’s Miami family weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2010 08:21:00 December 20, 2010 08:21:00

Last week Star Magazine accused Johnny Depp of cheating on Vanessa Paradis with some 19 year old trick on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean 4. This weekend he was shot in Miami, taking his kid to the Justin Bieber concert (Bieber shouted him out during the show) and yesterday with V and the children at the Dolphins game vs the Bills. Full Story

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Mimi’s babies > Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2010 13:00:11 December 16, 2010 13:00:11

As I’m sure you’ve heard by now, Nick Cannon announced on the radio this morning that he and Mariah Carey are expecting twins. Celine twins, Mimi twins... It’s like they’re trying to heal the world. We do need healing. Anyway, the best version of this twin confirmation is over at Roger Friedman’s Full Story

Jolie’s hair & the Chosen One Nutcracker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2010 14:08:53 December 7, 2010 14:08:53

Fresh off her premiere last night, the Jolie was right back at it today with her first four children. Check out Maddox all gangsta with his fur hood. And Miss Zahara who couldn’t help but break bitchface to laugh with her sister the Chosen One who has apparently decided to style herself in the holiday spirit. Full Story

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Marion Cotillard: the inevitable question

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2010 12:25:22 December 6, 2010 12:25:22

Marion Cotillard and Guillaume Cotillard attended the Marrakesh Film Festival this weekend – first the opening gala, where she wore that print dress with the feathers around the collar, and then the Tribute to French Cinema, where she was dressed in black, and on both occasions... I know what you’re about to say. Full Story

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Holy Steeze & Chelsea attacks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2010 07:03:45 December 6, 2010 07:03:45

The Brange spent the weekend in New York in advance of tonight’s premiere of The Tourist at the Ziegfeld Theatre. On Saturday the Brange hit up Lee’s Art Shop with the Holy Twins. It’s a family favourite – they’ve previously been there with all four of their other kids, now it’s time for Twin initiation. Full Story

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Does SJP think Nicole Kidman is a lunatic?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2010 08:50:26 December 3, 2010 08:50:26

OK, she didn’t actually name Nicole Kidman, but in a new interview with Elle, Sarah Jessica Parker says those who fight aging relentlessly end up looking like lunatics: “I don’t know what I can do about the aging. Yes, I am aging. Oh my God, I’m aging all the time. It’s like those flowers that wilt in front of you in time-lapse films. Full Story

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Bless the snow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2010 11:56:56 December 1, 2010 11:56:56

It snowed in Paris today. Angelina Jolie took one of the Holy Twins to sanctify the snow. Don’t ask me which one this is. The photo agency said it was the Chosen One. At least I know enough that it’s not her. But distinguishing between the two heavenly J-Pitts requires an interest that I simply don’t possess. Full Story

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Brange: in Paris for work and play

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2010 12:07:53 November 29, 2010 12:07:53

Their son Pax celebrates his 7th birthday today. I want a Parisian birthday party. I want to be reincarnated as one of their children. Here they are in Paris yesterday on a hot air balloon ride and then a private luxury boat party on the Seine. There were balloons and lighty up bendy things for the Chosen One and cakes for all four Brange kids and what a production it all must be. Full Story

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