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The Smutty World of Benjamin Ballet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2011 10:19:27 February 4, 2011 10:19:27

It started with a curious item in Page Six about a couple of months ago. Benjamin Millepied, Natalie Portman’s fiancé and baby father, was supposedly “obsessed” with her on the set of Black Swan, where they fell in love. He stopped at nothing to have her. He ignored everyone else to be close to her, including a longtime girlfriend… The implication then was that Millepied is a golddigger, determined to get ahead. Full Story

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Jen: no babies, Mexican or otherwise

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2011 09:12:00 February 2, 2011 09:12:00

Apparently this is only a surprise for people who read and actually believe Star Magazine. Every other month, someone tries to make us think that Jennifer Aniston wants babies. Maybe she encourages that a little, but mostly it’s because the MiniVan Majority really, really wants that for her. They want for her what they have for themselves. Full Story

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Mimi Cribs: LA Edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2011 08:41:00 February 2, 2011 08:41:00

Before she’d do the bare minimum you know? Like walk five steps to her bodyguard before he picked her up and carried her up the stairs. This by the way is a true story. And well BEFORE she got pregnant. Back in November, Mimi probably made them carry her couch, with her on it, into the Home Shopping Network studios, with 18 costume and hair changes, to sell her rainbows and Hello Kitties. Full Story

Pretty gets super ugly super fast

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2011 07:35:15 February 2, 2011 07:35:15

Woah. This sh-t between Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry is escalating quickly, like even by celebrity standards. She threw down the first public salvo in a statement to People.com on Monday implying that he’s an unfit parent and that baby Nahla isn’t safe around him for long stretches. His supporters then leaked to Radar Online that she’s a controlling bitch who’s been spying on him and is jealous about all the new hot ass he’s been getting. Full Story

Is Halle Berry getting Oksanaed?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2011 13:37:10 February 1, 2011 13:37:10

Two very pretty people are getting very, very ugly. Not so civilised after all, is it? There are many interesting facets to this increasingly public and bitter war between Halle Berry and her baby daddy Gabriel Aubry. Needless to say, the sh-t they’re throwing at each other is straight up first class smut. Full Story

Dividing Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2011 11:29:01 January 28, 2011 11:29:01

You can choose to believe that celebrities are civilised people, that they don’t draw lines in the sand and/or speak/fight through intermediaries. Sure. If that’s the case you also must not believe that celebrities lie. And you probably do believe that they have healthy self-esteem. Take 5 steps back and start at Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

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Kate is pregnant, not engaged

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2011 08:07:09 January 27, 2011 08:07:09

It was reported yesterday, courtesy the ever reliable UK Sun, that Kate Hudson is engaged to Matt Bellamy. Because he and her parents went out for an engagement dinner the other night in London. Kate however taped an appearance on the Graham Norton Show last night and denied the story: “No, no, not that I know of! I don’t like putting that sort of pressure on it and I don’t feel it necessary to get married. Full Story

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Pregnancy luggage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2011 13:30:22 January 24, 2011 13:30:22

Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy arrived in London today with several pieces of luggage. Since her son was not photographed with him, I’m assuming he’s not there, and if he’s not there, I’m assuming she’s not staying long. If only they’d make a show about celebrity baggage, literally. Full Story

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Co-stars and their kids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2011 09:37:26 January 24, 2011 09:37:26

Matthew McConaughey and Ryan Phillippe co-star in movie called The Lincoln Lawyer due for release in March. This weekend, both spent time with their kids. Both have a boy and a girl. First – since Reese Witherspoon was in Europe the last few days promoting How Do You Know, Phillippe looked after Ava and Deacon. Full Story

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What Louis thinks of Jesse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2011 13:30:21 January 20, 2011 13:30:21

Check out little Louis’s expression here. He’s probably just grumpy after a nap. But I like to think he’s sending a message to that f-cking dickhead who almost became his dad. Sandy and Louis left her place in New York today and were swarmed by the paps. But this, as noted earlier, is her way, non? You show them that they can’t beat you. Full Story

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Sunday Rose’s New Sister!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2011 13:54:47 January 17, 2011 13:54:47

Written by Duana Right. So, at the end of a very busy celeb news cycle Keith and Nicole dropped the information that apparently, on December 28th, they became parents via surrogate to Faith Margaret Urban. I had a series of thoughts and I thought I’d try to harness them individually. Full Story