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New Year LA baby?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2011 06:55:17 January 4, 2011 06:55:17

A lot of my friends are pregnant a lot. So I do know that you’re not supposed to travel once you’ve passed a certain month. Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem have been in California since Christmas. They went to a movie in Hollywood last night. And the baby is due this month. So … it’ll be an LA baby then? This is where I get into territory that is none of my goddamn business. Full Story

Season’s Greetings from The Chosen One

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2010 10:48:32 December 28, 2010 10:48:32

Like I said in the open, every time I’m offline for a day or two, or hop on a plane for a long haul flight, I live in fear of missing a big story, the biggest story being that the Brange will implode. It’s the Hollywood equivalent of a stock market crash, or a government collapse. It would usher in a new celebrity world order in the aftermath of great upheaval. Full Story

Natalie Portman will be pregnant at the Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2010 08:52:00 December 28, 2010 08:52:00

Natalie Portman confirmed this weekend that she and choreographer/dancer Benjamin Millepied are expecting and engaged. Portman is considered a lock for a Best Actress Oscar nomination. And she’s been workin’ it a lot more than Annette Bening too. Perhaps a baby will be enough to overcome No Strings Attached, her upcoming January release with Ashton Kutcher. Full Story

Flying home for Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2010 07:57:37 December 23, 2010 07:57:37

You know, Granny Freeze usually flies private. And yet she was photographed leaving Sydney today with Keith Urban swinging little Sunday Rose between them, blissed out and so in love, headed for home for the holidays. Oh right. And she’s currently promoting a movie called Rabbit Hole for which she’s expected to be Oscar-nominated. Full Story

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Madonna’s Lola loves Harry vair vair much

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2010 08:49:02 December 22, 2010 08:49:02

Last week Madge’s daughter updated her blog and, as all 14 year old girls do, Lola moaned about hating her hair and wanting to change the colour. To blue. Note her mother’s reaction: I don’t know if any of you saw my hair yet but its mad dark right at the moment, I’m almost sick of it and now I want royal blue hair but not a streak, like my entire head. Full Story

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They chose, or Xenu chose?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2010 07:37:08 December 22, 2010 07:37:08

Curious timing... Yesterday I wrote about Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, wondering, even though it’s none of my goddamn business, as to the whereabouts of her first two children Isabella and Connor. Click here for a refresher. Judging from my inbox, it was easily yesterday’s most popular post. Full Story

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Where are the other two?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2010 08:52:04 December 21, 2010 08:52:04

This is the kind of nosy ass question that comes with being a gossip. And frankly, it’s probably none of my goddamn business. Or yours. But we ask anyway... Because while the GMD and Katie Holmes are with Little Sci in New York elevating their Presentation skills – click here Full Story

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They always have babies with the next

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2010 10:00:34 December 20, 2010 10:00:34

No doubt Michael K over at Dlisted.com will have something to say about Jennifer Aniston’s lonely girl tears today. He does it better than anyone else. So what’s the new pity? Vince Vaughn and his wife Kyla had a baby girl on Saturday. Her name is Locklyn. Full Story

Johnny’s Miami family weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2010 08:21:00 December 20, 2010 08:21:00

Last week Star Magazine accused Johnny Depp of cheating on Vanessa Paradis with some 19 year old trick on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean 4. This weekend he was shot in Miami, taking his kid to the Justin Bieber concert (Bieber shouted him out during the show) and yesterday with V and the children at the Dolphins game vs the Bills. Full Story

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Mimi’s babies > Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2010 13:00:11 December 16, 2010 13:00:11

As I’m sure you’ve heard by now, Nick Cannon announced on the radio this morning that he and Mariah Carey are expecting twins. Celine twins, Mimi twins... It’s like they’re trying to heal the world. We do need healing. Anyway, the best version of this twin confirmation is over at Roger Friedman’s Full Story