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The Chosen One in skulls & stripes

March 22, 2010 11:10:07 Posted at March 22, 2010 11:10:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brange family outing yesterday. Check them out all in line - Shiloh, Miss Zahara, Maddox, and Pax is in there somewhere - all getting ready to be lifted into the gondola. Pretty cute, non? But, ugh, what a f-cking headache. The logistics of herding around that many of them – I’d rather do squats for an hour. Full Story

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Miss Z’s cuteye and the Chosen One’s layers

March 16, 2010 15:48:00 Posted at March 16, 2010 15:48:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I want to be her kid and go to work in Italy. Miss Zahara looks like she’s so over the working though. Check out her sucking thumb cut eye combination. It’s a thing of beauty. Sophia Loren would approve. Angelina Jolie as you know is shooting The Tourist with Johnny Depp in Venice. Today she arrived on set with four children – Maddox, Pax, the aforementioned Miss Z, and the steezy One who is Chosen working a white toque and easy grey pants. Full Story

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No (more) baby mother drama?

March 16, 2010 13:18:25 Posted at March 16, 2010 13:18:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A few weeks ago there were reports online suggesting that Gael Garcia Bernal found out that his baby mother Dolores Fonzi had been getting it on the side and that maybe the kid, a son called Lazaro, wasn’t his so he was demanding a DNA test to determine paternity. GGB immediately instructed his people to tell People Full Story

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Brange: day off with the Holy Twins

March 12, 2010 07:42:07 Posted at March 12, 2010 07:42:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s a trade union strike happening in Italy today that has necessitated a delay on production of The Tourist. With the day off, the Brange decided to take their youngest out for some sightseeing. As you can see, the twins can walk now. I am surprised they’re not floating. KL has a badass leather jacket and a badass pout to go along with it. Full Story

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Babies and green hats

March 10, 2010 09:11:51 Posted at March 10, 2010 09:11:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Duana says this about me all the time. When there’s a baby around, she’s instantly charmed. She notices babies. She loves babies. She thinks babies are funny and entertaining. She watches babies like it’s a tv show. But I never notice babies. Ever. And it’s not deliberate, it’s just. Full Story

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She really looks unhappy

March 8, 2010 13:53:31 Posted at March 8, 2010 13:53:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So the Chosen One is being forced into being a butch by her biological baby hating parents and wearing her hair short. She must be terribly unhappy. I don’t know about kids so I’m probably talking out of my ass when I say she looks pretty content to me. This child is miserable. I can tell by the way she’s reaching for her mother. Full Story

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Brange kids: culture time

March 4, 2010 12:17:09 Posted at March 4, 2010 12:17:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Angelina Jolie is a multi-tasker. While the tabs say she’s busy wrecking Johnny Depp’s family and using drugs and plotting against Jennifer Aniston and emasculating Brad, she’s also spending time with her boys, photographed today in Venice with Pitt and their bodyguard headed for an art exhibit. Full Story

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Biological Brange

March 3, 2010 13:35:16 Posted at March 3, 2010 13:35:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well this should make the white supremacists happy. A Brange outing today with the Chosen One and the Holy Twins and, far as I can see, no sign of the “foreign” ones. They’re not as popular with the magazines anyway. Do the paps exhale exasperatedly when the kids come out when it’s only Maddox, Pax, and Miss Zahara? The photo agency says that Brad is holding Vivienne and Angelina is with Knox Leon. Full Story

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Xenu fertility

March 1, 2010 10:13:58 Posted at March 1, 2010 10:13:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For the rest of the world, most of the time, babies are conceived when two people get together and have sex. On occasion, when that isn’t successful, science is involved. These procedures however do not include purging aliens from our reproductive tracts. Unless of course you’re a member of the Church of Xenu. Full Story

Brange daily boat rides

March 1, 2010 07:36:11 Posted at March 1, 2010 07:36:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After a week in Paris shooting scenes for The Tourist, Angelina Jolie and family are back in Venice as Johnny Depp has wrapped (for now) most of his Alice in Wonderland promotion and has reported to set to begin filming together. Normally the Brange is able to travel relatively cloak and dagger-ish, with underground parking, back doors, and secret exits. Full Story

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The Chosen One and her hair

February 24, 2010 08:21:00 Posted at February 24, 2010 08:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have received a few alarming emails about this, and many of you have sent along the links to comments on message boards. Here’s a good example. It’s disturbing. That The Chosen One can’t get a haircut without her parents being accused of child abuse or deliberately turning her into a lesbian/transgender/freak – their words, not mine. Full Story