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Hold my baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2010 08:44:00 June 1, 2010 08:44:00

Yesterday in the Kristen Stewart article – click here for a refresher – I posited that Celebrity is a job, and part of the job is posing with fans. And their babies. Which is what Gwen Stefani did yesterday, holding on to some random’s random distressed child. Full Story

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Brange in Malibu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2010 07:44:27 May 31, 2010 07:44:27

For Memorial Day weekend. Here they are at a friend’s house enjoying a few cocktails while their boys Maddox and Pax played nearby on the beach. Miss Zahara, the Chosen One, and the Holy Twins were not seen. This no doubt will result in a new round of rumours courtesy of Star/In Touch/Life&Style/News of the World alleging that Mother Jolie abandoned the biological ones, especially Shiloh, on her birthday weekend. Full Story

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Girls who make me sad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2010 10:20:26 May 28, 2010 10:20:26

Chill. I’m not saying engagement and pregnancy make me sad. Of course it’s a wonderful time in Alicia Keys’s life. Just wish there wasn’t a torn family cloud hanging over the news. Because, well, I believe Mashonda. Read Mashonda’s story here Full Story

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Oh Happy Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2010 15:40:55 May 27, 2010 15:40:55

Oh happy dayOh happy dayyyyy Oh happy dayWhen Shiloh washedWhen Shiloh washedWhen sweet Shiloh washedWhen Shiloh washedShe washed my sins away Brangelunatics have been email bombing me all day. The crime: not wishing The Chosen One a Happy Birthday at the beginning of her birthday. The Brange’s first blonde baby arrived four years ago in Namibia, accompanied by angels and harps, and since then, well, she’s become the Obsession. Full Story

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Cheese labour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2010 09:11:00 May 27, 2010 09:11:00

Motherhood, as you know, is my least favourite subject. I’d rather watch Valentine’s Day and Sex & the City 2 over and over again than be enlightened by a birthing video. Unless of course the star of that birthing video is my Mimi Mariah Carey. People.com Full Story

She has friends?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2010 07:00:17 May 25, 2010 07:00:17

Robo Katie was spotted yesterday hooking up with “friends” before taking Little Sci out for ice cream. Remember when Katie Holmes and Chris Klein broke up and she was enjoying her freedom in NYC and dating Josh Hartnett and suddenly the GMD swept her off her feet and they were in Rome and Paris and her friends back in New York were like – um, we can’t reach her anymore. Full Story

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Sneaking in for Javier

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 07:58:22 May 18, 2010 07:58:22

Javier Bardem walked the carpet last night at the Biutiful gala with director Alejandro Gonzales Inarritu in Cannes after hanging out together earlier in the day for the photo call and press conference. Oh la Javier. He’s hot when he’s just being. And then he opens his mouth and he growls out his words in that low rumble of a voice, in that sexy quivering accent and it’s over. Full Story

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Beckham family affection

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2010 12:09:17 May 17, 2010 12:09:17

Victoria and David accompanied their boys to the Grove the other day for the free Jonas Brothers concert. Check out Brooklyn. He’s almost as tall as his mother only she’s wearing heels. Trippy. When they’ve been photographed almost every day of their lives, it’s hard not to get overly (and inappropriately in some cases) familiar with celebrity children. Full Story

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The GMD: his bff is laughing too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2010 07:07:31 May 10, 2010 07:07:31

He’s been a pop culture punch line for years now thanks to his fontrum-y love for Katie Holmes and Oprah’s couch and Matt Lauer’s glibness and, well, somewhere along the way, Tom Cruise just became painfully uncool. So we laugh at him. But did you expect Xenu to be laughing at him too? His very, very best friend? The best man at his wedding? His fellow little macho man David Miscavige? According to Mark Rathbun, an ex Church member who’s been spilling its secrets, the GMD was required to record his deepest darkest secrets per Scientology policy – I guess it’s how they heal each other. Full Story

More motherhood whitewash

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2010 11:36:29 May 5, 2010 11:36:29

If Jesse James got pregnant, carried a baby around inside him, and then birthed it on national television, they’d probably forgive him. Because Motherhood whitewashes everything. It whitewashed Tori Spelling’s infidelity and it is now whitewashing Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart of their drug scandal. Full Story

Perfect gets Ugly fast

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2010 13:46:50 May 3, 2010 13:46:50

Once one of the most beautiful couples, maybe THE most beautiful couple ever and now they’re done and this sh-t is getting dramatic. News broke Friday that Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry broke up some time ago and have stayed civil for their daughter Nahla’s sake even though the outlet that first reported the split – Radar Online Full Story