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Cheese labour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2010 09:11:00 May 27, 2010 09:11:00

Motherhood, as you know, is my least favourite subject. I’d rather watch Valentine’s Day and Sex & the City 2 over and over again than be enlightened by a birthing video. Unless of course the star of that birthing video is my Mimi Mariah Carey. People.com Full Story

She has friends?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2010 07:00:17 May 25, 2010 07:00:17

Robo Katie was spotted yesterday hooking up with “friends” before taking Little Sci out for ice cream. Remember when Katie Holmes and Chris Klein broke up and she was enjoying her freedom in NYC and dating Josh Hartnett and suddenly the GMD swept her off her feet and they were in Rome and Paris and her friends back in New York were like – um, we can’t reach her anymore. Full Story

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Sneaking in for Javier

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2010 07:58:22 May 18, 2010 07:58:22

Javier Bardem walked the carpet last night at the Biutiful gala with director Alejandro Gonzales Inarritu in Cannes after hanging out together earlier in the day for the photo call and press conference. Oh la Javier. He’s hot when he’s just being. And then he opens his mouth and he growls out his words in that low rumble of a voice, in that sexy quivering accent and it’s over. Full Story

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Beckham family affection

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2010 12:09:17 May 17, 2010 12:09:17

Victoria and David accompanied their boys to the Grove the other day for the free Jonas Brothers concert. Check out Brooklyn. He’s almost as tall as his mother only she’s wearing heels. Trippy. When they’ve been photographed almost every day of their lives, it’s hard not to get overly (and inappropriately in some cases) familiar with celebrity children. Full Story

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The GMD: his bff is laughing too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2010 07:07:31 May 10, 2010 07:07:31

He’s been a pop culture punch line for years now thanks to his fontrum-y love for Katie Holmes and Oprah’s couch and Matt Lauer’s glibness and, well, somewhere along the way, Tom Cruise just became painfully uncool. So we laugh at him. But did you expect Xenu to be laughing at him too? His very, very best friend? The best man at his wedding? His fellow little macho man David Miscavige? According to Mark Rathbun, an ex Church member who’s been spilling its secrets, the GMD was required to record his deepest darkest secrets per Scientology policy – I guess it’s how they heal each other. Full Story

More motherhood whitewash

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2010 11:36:29 May 5, 2010 11:36:29

If Jesse James got pregnant, carried a baby around inside him, and then birthed it on national television, they’d probably forgive him. Because Motherhood whitewashes everything. It whitewashed Tori Spelling’s infidelity and it is now whitewashing Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart of their drug scandal. Full Story

Perfect gets Ugly fast

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2010 13:46:50 May 3, 2010 13:46:50

Once one of the most beautiful couples, maybe THE most beautiful couple ever and now they’re done and this sh-t is getting dramatic. News broke Friday that Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry broke up some time ago and have stayed civil for their daughter Nahla’s sake even though the outlet that first reported the split – Radar Online Full Story

Brad & Johnny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2010 09:53:00 April 28, 2010 09:53:00

Got your attention? Both Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp were sighted yesterday in Venice. Johnny was with the entire family – Vanessa Paradis and their children, they visited the Guggenheim Museum. Unlike the Brange kids, J & V have been mostly successful in keeping their children undercover even though they’ve been with him throughout the duration of almost the entire shoot. Full Story

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The Brange girls at the park

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2010 12:06:44 April 26, 2010 12:06:44

Brad Pitt took his 4 oldest kids to the playground the other day while Angelina Jolie was working in Venice on Saturday. The Chosen One is wearing doc martens. Amazing. We were just talking yesterday at the airport (totally unrelated) about how people used to get rolled for their docs back in the day. Full Story

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Granny Freeze goes for a hike

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2010 07:35:16 April 26, 2010 07:35:16

Gran is in Hawaii shooting Just Go With It with Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler. This weekend she went for a hike with her staff and Sunday Rose strapped to her back. From this distance, without perfect resolution on the pictures, and therefore no zoom on Third Lip, it’s almost like the old days again. Full Story

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Burgers, bumps, and breasts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2010 15:23:14 April 22, 2010 15:23:14

As you know, I hate BumpWatch. Unless it’s Angelina Jolie, I don’t give a sh-t if a celebrity is pregnant. Also... it’s a terribly inaccurate smut source. Someone wears a loose dress, someone decided not to starve and actually have some lunch, all of a sudden she’s knocked up. Full Story

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