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No (more) baby mother drama?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2010 13:18:25 March 16, 2010 13:18:25

A few weeks ago there were reports online suggesting that Gael Garcia Bernal found out that his baby mother Dolores Fonzi had been getting it on the side and that maybe the kid, a son called Lazaro, wasn’t his so he was demanding a DNA test to determine paternity. GGB immediately instructed his people to tell People Full Story

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Brange: day off with the Holy Twins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2010 07:42:07 March 12, 2010 07:42:07

There’s a trade union strike happening in Italy today that has necessitated a delay on production of The Tourist. With the day off, the Brange decided to take their youngest out for some sightseeing. As you can see, the twins can walk now. I am surprised they’re not floating. KL has a badass leather jacket and a badass pout to go along with it. Full Story

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Babies and green hats

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2010 09:11:51 March 10, 2010 09:11:51

Duana says this about me all the time. When there’s a baby around, she’s instantly charmed. She notices babies. She loves babies. She thinks babies are funny and entertaining. She watches babies like it’s a tv show. But I never notice babies. Ever. And it’s not deliberate, it’s just. Full Story

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She really looks unhappy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2010 13:53:31 March 8, 2010 13:53:31

So the Chosen One is being forced into being a butch by her biological baby hating parents and wearing her hair short. She must be terribly unhappy. I don’t know about kids so I’m probably talking out of my ass when I say she looks pretty content to me. This child is miserable. I can tell by the way she’s reaching for her mother. Full Story

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Brange kids: culture time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2010 12:17:09 March 4, 2010 12:17:09

Angelina Jolie is a multi-tasker. While the tabs say she’s busy wrecking Johnny Depp’s family and using drugs and plotting against Jennifer Aniston and emasculating Brad, she’s also spending time with her boys, photographed today in Venice with Pitt and their bodyguard headed for an art exhibit. Full Story

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Biological Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2010 13:35:16 March 3, 2010 13:35:16

Well this should make the white supremacists happy. A Brange outing today with the Chosen One and the Holy Twins and, far as I can see, no sign of the “foreign” ones. They’re not as popular with the magazines anyway. Do the paps exhale exasperatedly when the kids come out when it’s only Maddox, Pax, and Miss Zahara? The photo agency says that Brad is holding Vivienne and Angelina is with Knox Leon. Full Story

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Xenu fertility

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2010 10:13:58 March 1, 2010 10:13:58

For the rest of the world, most of the time, babies are conceived when two people get together and have sex. On occasion, when that isn’t successful, science is involved. These procedures however do not include purging aliens from our reproductive tracts. Unless of course you’re a member of the Church of Xenu. Full Story

Brange daily boat rides

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2010 07:36:11 March 1, 2010 07:36:11

After a week in Paris shooting scenes for The Tourist, Angelina Jolie and family are back in Venice as Johnny Depp has wrapped (for now) most of his Alice in Wonderland promotion and has reported to set to begin filming together. Normally the Brange is able to travel relatively cloak and dagger-ish, with underground parking, back doors, and secret exits. Full Story

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The Chosen One and her hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 24, 2010 08:21:00 February 24, 2010 08:21:00

Have received a few alarming emails about this, and many of you have sent along the links to comments on message boards. Here’s a good example. It’s disturbing. That The Chosen One can’t get a haircut without her parents being accused of child abuse or deliberately turning her into a lesbian/transgender/freak – their words, not mine. Full Story

The Holy Twins travel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2010 10:28:26 February 22, 2010 10:28:26

They’re in Italy and it’s been a daily inundation of photos – boat trips with the kids, mystery identities with the babies, and Jon Voight paying a grandfatherly visit. Two weeks ago the Brange was on the verge of combusting, now the tabloids don’t have a way in, especially not with the presence of the Holy Trinity: The Chosen One and the Divine Twins, all together on display, headed today for Paris en masse. Full Story

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One Holy Twin to see

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2010 09:41:00 February 18, 2010 09:41:00

The Brange is now in Italy for 3 months while Angelina shoots a movie with Johnny Depp. The entire family has hunkered down in Venice as local paps salivate over every outing. Like this one - Miss Zahara out with Brange along with her little bro Knox Leon. Let's call him KL. It's a clean shot of his little face which looks remarkably like the Chosen One's face, a perfect hybrid of their pulchritudinous parents. Full Story

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