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One happy Affleck family

October 20, 2009 17:28:53 Posted at October 20, 2009 17:28:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Taupe must have been tired of those photos of him with the others, of Ben looking happy with everyone else but her. Photo Assumption can be a very powerful game. And celebrities use it to their advantages too. So this is the family Affleck today on set in Boston. Jennifer Garner brought the girls to see daddy on break, and daddy’s face lit up. Full Story

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Sparrow then Spanx?

October 19, 2009 11:24:47 Posted at October 19, 2009 11:24:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Richie will be skinny again soon enough. But it’s good to see she’s not in too much of a rush. Sparrow Madden was born about 6 weeks ago. Some bitches in Hollywood are back to concave stomachs after a fortnight. Nicole seems to be taking her time. Here she is last night at the Noble Humanitarian Awards with a fuller figure than we’re used to seeing from her. Full Story

Xenu still rules

October 15, 2009 06:58:50 Posted at October 15, 2009 06:58:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I called it an eyebrow archer the other day. And indeed, The Daily Mail once again sucks sh-t, instilling us first with false hope, and then replacing it with disappointment. The other day, the paper reported that Katie Holmes and Jesus had triumphed over Xenu and the GMD and that Little Sci was enrolled at a Catholic pre-school in Boston. Full Story

Jesus > Xenu

October 12, 2009 07:08:41 Posted at October 12, 2009 07:08:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD's 2 oldest are currently being educated in the ways of the Xenu. It was expected then that his youngest, future leader of the Free Thetans, would be similarly indoctrinated even though Katie Holmes was raised Catholic. After all, they were married according to Scientological scripture. Surprisingly however, if The Daily Mail Full Story

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Twice this week

October 8, 2009 07:21:13 Posted at October 8, 2009 07:21:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look judgy moms! She’s walking again! Little Sci spent the afternoon in Boston yesterday with her mom and grandma and she even ventured out on foot. This is important because many of you have been writing about the fact that she’s always being carried around in photographs. As you can see, Little Sci can indeed amble around on her own. Full Story

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They love Jude

October 7, 2009 08:33:13 Posted at October 7, 2009 08:33:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night, Hamlet’s official debut in New York, it was a triumphant evening for Jude Law whose performance is generating wonderful reviews from critics and fans. Here he is on stage accepting his ovation and then at the afterparty, relieved and ready to throw a few back. Full Story

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Cruise Encouragement

October 5, 2009 07:13:08 Posted at October 5, 2009 07:13:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Busy weekend for the GMD and Katie Holmes in Boston. Family time with Little Sci and Connor and a kiss for the camera too. You judgy moms are always writing about Little Sci never walking so I’ve included a few shots of her on foot. In all fairness to them, it’s easier to carry her and let the paps get their shots and move away quicker than letting her go on foot on her own. Full Story

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Heal The World

October 5, 2009 06:35:00 Posted at October 5, 2009 06:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thanks God” it happened on a weekend. Because if it had been a weekday they would have crippled the stock market. Did you hear, did you hear, did you hear? The Twins, they came out to bless the world, and the Brangelunatics they wept with gratitude. Full Story

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GMD on top of a car

September 30, 2009 15:36:54 Posted at September 30, 2009 15:36:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Manly mans. The GMD continues to shoot Wichita with Cameron Diaz in Boston. After a brief trip away, Katie Holmes is back on set at his side with Little Sc. I like the shot of her jumping around in the trailer, and also the one of Cam trying to make her laugh. Rare glimpses of Suri’s personality. Full Story

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Everyday Angelina

September 29, 2009 13:47:46 Posted at September 29, 2009 13:47:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Jacek Angelina took Maddox grocery shopping today in France, stopping to sign some autographs outside the store. The full-length black bed sheet made another appearance. I think it’s getting to the point where she has only two looks. Her “going grocery and/or toy shopping” outfit, which is basically the same each time as pictured here, and whatever she might wear for a red carpet or premiere. Full Story

It’s too early

September 28, 2009 13:46:26 Posted at September 28, 2009 13:46:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am not complaining about seeing adorable photos of Hugh Jackman with his wife and children at the pumpkin patch. Not at all. Am complaining however about how early the Halloween decorations go up. Last week I saw them everywhere: witch masks at the drug store, haunted house displays at the grocery, and it’s not even October. Full Story