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Naomi Watts Nuvo Magazine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2009 11:41:00 November 16, 2009 11:41:00

A beautifully styled Naomi Watts is on the cover of the new issue of Nuvo Magazine. It’s a very flattering article, almost too flattering, like the writer would jump off a building for her, but there are a few insightful anecdotes from Watts, in particular about David Lynch and his casting process: he only looks at photos to narrow down the short list. Full Story

Photo Assumption: Third Lip is tipsy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2009 07:14:36 November 16, 2009 07:14:36

We’ll be playing our favourite game a LOT today. Let’s start the Photo Assumption with Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and Third Lip. Third Lip is back in New York as Nine promotion will begin soon. Third Lip was spotted with Sunday Rose the other day and also heading to a meeting. Then last night Gran and Keith Urban went out for dinner. Full Story

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Gwyneth runs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2009 10:12:13 November 10, 2009 10:12:13

It’s good for the mind. And they say hers is troubled these days. This is my Gwyneth in London with Moses and his little bear. He looks so different with short hair. After mom time, G went for a run. I like those running pants. I need a pair like that, all the way down to the ankles. All of mine stop at the knee. Full Story

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Biggest news of the week hands down

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2009 12:29:00 November 9, 2009 12:29:00

Written by Jacek Lainey’s stuck in a shoot for a couple of hours so I’m stepping in to fill the void. And when I saw this headline I said to myself…"Well, sh-t. This news can’t wait. The people must know.” Tiffany Amber Thiessen is having a baby! It’s a People Full Story

Thank you for shaving

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2009 07:25:46 November 9, 2009 07:25:46

And taking your shirt off. David Beckham trimmed that nasty ass beard to bring back the quiver. He also showed off a new shorter haircut at the Galaxy game yesterday that matched young Cruz. Cute right? Cruz has been firmly established as the showboat of the family, the new ‘do reflects his personality. Full Story

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Little Sci’s little friend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2009 10:15:21 November 6, 2009 10:15:21

It warms my degenerate heart to see Little Sci tentatively reaching out to someone her own age. Because it would suck to have to hang out with Sci people your entire life. But away from Daddy’s watchful Xenu eyes, Little Sci seems to be expanding her horizons. She’s with mom Katie Holmes in New York shooting a movie called The Romantics. Full Story

Perfect family travel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2009 08:22:56 November 6, 2009 08:22:56

What else is there to look at? Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry arrived back in LA yesterday from New York with baby Nahla, all 3 colour coordinated, all 3 styled perfectly, all 3 ridiculously beautiful, reminding us what ordinary really means. Ordinary is anything that is not them. This is absurd. Please stop coming out in public. Full Story

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Posh’s new hair won’t smile

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2009 12:00:51 November 2, 2009 12:00:51

The Beckhams were courtside at the Laker game the other night. As you can see, Posh is trying out some soft waves on her growing bob. Looks good. Really good. She was very pretty that night. Would have been prettier if she’d let herself smile. But of course not. There were too many cameras around. Full Story

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Our uncle is Tadeusz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2009 17:22:00 October 30, 2009 17:22:00

Same as your baby son whose first name is Henry. Henry Tadeusz, as announced today by your spokesperson, born on October 7. October 7 is also the birthday of my Polish father-in-law. His name is Stanislaw. It’s like we’re having a Polish party together. Full Story

Robo Disconnected

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2009 14:53:24 October 26, 2009 14:53:24

That word explains everything. Per the Paul Haggis revelations mentioned in today’s open, “disconnect” is a Scientology policy that refers to the action taken against those who do not share the Xenu love. Haggis’s wife was ordered to “disconnect” from her family when they broke from the Church. Full Story

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One happy Affleck family

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2009 17:28:53 October 20, 2009 17:28:53

Taupe must have been tired of those photos of him with the others, of Ben looking happy with everyone else but her. Photo Assumption can be a very powerful game. And celebrities use it to their advantages too. So this is the family Affleck today on set in Boston. Jennifer Garner brought the girls to see daddy on break, and daddy’s face lit up. Full Story

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