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Xenu fertility

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2010 10:13:58 March 1, 2010 10:13:58

For the rest of the world, most of the time, babies are conceived when two people get together and have sex. On occasion, when that isn’t successful, science is involved. These procedures however do not include purging aliens from our reproductive tracts. Unless of course you’re a member of the Church of Xenu. Full Story

Brange daily boat rides

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2010 07:36:11 March 1, 2010 07:36:11

After a week in Paris shooting scenes for The Tourist, Angelina Jolie and family are back in Venice as Johnny Depp has wrapped (for now) most of his Alice in Wonderland promotion and has reported to set to begin filming together. Normally the Brange is able to travel relatively cloak and dagger-ish, with underground parking, back doors, and secret exits. Full Story

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The Chosen One and her hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 24, 2010 08:21:00 February 24, 2010 08:21:00

Have received a few alarming emails about this, and many of you have sent along the links to comments on message boards. Here’s a good example. It’s disturbing. That The Chosen One can’t get a haircut without her parents being accused of child abuse or deliberately turning her into a lesbian/transgender/freak – their words, not mine. Full Story

The Holy Twins travel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2010 10:28:26 February 22, 2010 10:28:26

They’re in Italy and it’s been a daily inundation of photos – boat trips with the kids, mystery identities with the babies, and Jon Voight paying a grandfatherly visit. Two weeks ago the Brange was on the verge of combusting, now the tabloids don’t have a way in, especially not with the presence of the Holy Trinity: The Chosen One and the Divine Twins, all together on display, headed today for Paris en masse. Full Story

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One Holy Twin to see

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2010 09:41:00 February 18, 2010 09:41:00

The Brange is now in Italy for 3 months while Angelina shoots a movie with Johnny Depp. The entire family has hunkered down in Venice as local paps salivate over every outing. Like this one - Miss Zahara out with Brange along with her little bro Knox Leon. Let's call him KL. It's a clean shot of his little face which looks remarkably like the Chosen One's face, a perfect hybrid of their pulchritudinous parents. Full Story

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Venetian Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2010 09:21:22 February 16, 2010 09:21:22

It’s been a week since the Brange killed the latest round of rumours about their split. And therefore a week since we’ve heard from Ian Halperin or the tabloids proclaiming Brad Pitt’s reunion with Jennifer Aniston. It’ll likely be another week until they conjure up another story. Full Story

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Mom & Baby leather

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2010 07:02:47 February 12, 2010 07:02:47

Gwen Stefani presented the new L.A.M.B. collection at New York Fashion Week yesterday. Loved almost everything she sent down the runway. Including Gwen herself. I wonder if Madonna looks at Gwen and feels like stab face. Or sticking more needles in her forehead. Gwen showed in a great leather jacket and skirt . Full Story

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Maggie > Julianne

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2010 11:53:23 February 2, 2010 11:53:23

Julianne Moore was predicted to earn an Oscar nomination today for Best Supporting Actress in A Single Man. That spot went to Maggie Gyllenhaal for Crazy Heart. Now you know I’m all for Maggie G. Love her. But Julianne... she was robbed. Also, much as I’m a fan of Sandra Bullock, it’s criminal that she could have an Oscar before Julianne, and most criminal that Hilary Swank has TWO. Full Story

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The happy couple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2010 14:19:04 January 26, 2010 14:19:04

They announced earlier today that they are expecting and tonight James McAvoy and Anne-Marie Duff arrived together at the UK premiere of The Last Station totally blissed out and beautiful even though I’m not sure about his hair. Can’t decide. She however, at 39 and pregnant with their first, has never looked lovelier. Full Story

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Green socks at the gym

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2010 14:20:19 January 20, 2010 14:20:19

Russell Brand has been going to the gym a lot lately. I see him in his gym clothes and it cracks me up. I mean I can totally see that vain bitch Kellan Lutz at the gym every day tweaking his breasts but Russell Brand, it seems so incongruous. Like, look at him. And his green socks. Not that it’s a bad thing to be healthy, of course not. Full Story

One team left

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 16:28:59 January 18, 2010 16:28:59

NFL Playoffs. My Dolphins were out a long time ago. By virtue of divisional rivalry, I cannot and will not root for the Jets. Hate Brett Favre even though I’m happy the Vikings destroyed the Cowboys, and while I am a fan of Peyton Manning as a personality, I am not a fan of the Colts as team. Which leaves New Orleans. Full Story

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