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After the dance…

July 28, 2009 08:17:54 Posted at July 28, 2009 08:17:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Still can’t believe it about Katie Holmes on SYTYCD. Can’t believe they allowed it on television, can’t believe she allowed it to be on television, can’t believe that actually took time to rehearse, that it required choreography… But I can totally believe the ratings. The ratings were amazing. Full Story

Just like old times

July 21, 2009 13:18:39 Posted at July 21, 2009 13:18:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Angelina Jolie and son Maddox were photographed today at LAX flying out…and commercial! Must not be a long trip. Just like old times when it was only the two of them. Remember how little he was? And we’re only 2 weeks away now from Maddox’s 8th birthday. Brangelunatics don’t celebrate for Maddox though like they do for the Holy Twins and the Chosen One. Full Story

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Zac falls and when Gwen was in Vancouver

July 21, 2009 13:01:00 Posted at July 21, 2009 13:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

LipGloss Zac Efron has been keeping a low profile in Vancouver while working on Charlie St Cloud. Has also not been attacked by LipHards hoping he’ll fall in love with them while signing an autograph or the Twi-Hard preferred method of asphyxiation. On Saturday Zac went up to Whistler and was spotted bungee jumping. Full Story

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The Angels bake

July 16, 2009 09:13:59 Posted at July 16, 2009 09:13:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Holy Twins turned 1 on Sunday. Of course there was a celebration. Of course has the exclusive details. This is what happens when you pay over $20 million for baby photos. Turns out the Brange stayed in with the family. Full Story

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Keep slapping us in the face

July 7, 2009 16:39:35 Posted at July 7, 2009 16:39:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Halle Berry and the most ridiculously good looking family EVER!!! Am told that babies make the sadness go away. So perhaps a perfect baby will do the trick. It’s Halle and Gabriel and little Nahla, the most beautiful child Nahla, in South Beach on holiday hanging out at the pool today. Like, come ON. Full Story

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The Chosen One heals the world

July 7, 2009 07:42:16 Posted at July 7, 2009 07:42:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brangelunatics fell on their knees and gave thanks this morning as brand new photos have just been released of the Chosen One, emerging beneficently to shine Her golden light on Her subjects, knowing that they have suffered in Her absence. Angelina took the girls to dance class yesterday and it appears the entire family is back in LA now after spending a few months in New York while the Jolie was filming Salt. Full Story

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Real people don’t look like this

July 2, 2009 11:11:03 Posted at July 2, 2009 11:11:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When I see models in magazines sometimes I think they can’t be real. Like anyone who looks so perfect must have been created by a computer. And this is comforting. How can my ass compete with a computer? Can’t. Impossible. Acceptance. Peace. Then Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry walk through the airport with their Celebrity Baby Theory Full Story

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Free baby photo

June 30, 2009 12:32:11 Posted at June 30, 2009 12:32:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

By now you’ve likely seen this photo – Sarah Jessica Parker and Mr Dandy with their son James Wilke and their newborn twin girls… Couple of weeks ago I mentioned that they’d probably sell the first pictures of Marion Loretta Elwell Broderick and Tabitha Hodge Broderick to some magazine. Full Story

What else would he be?

June 24, 2009 09:48:10 Posted at June 24, 2009 09:48:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These are articles that make me crazy. Also terribly entertaining. It’s one of the headlines at today: Matthew Broderick 'Very Happy' Over Twins' Birth What else would he be other than happy? The article goes on to elaborate about said happiness with more inane statements like: Friends say Broderick, 47, and Parker, 44, will shower their new daughters with love. Full Story

Tom’s happy father’s day

June 22, 2009 07:43:45 Posted at June 22, 2009 07:43:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tom Brady spent Father’s Day in LA with his son Jack. He looks happy. For so many reasons. Obviously because he’s with his son, and it’s been a couple of weeks since he’s been training for most of the month back east, and also of course because he and Gisele Bundchen are expecting, though you can barely tell with how long and lean she is but People. Full Story

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