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Real people don’t look like this

July 2, 2009 11:11:03 Posted at July 2, 2009 11:11:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When I see models in magazines sometimes I think they can’t be real. Like anyone who looks so perfect must have been created by a computer. And this is comforting. How can my ass compete with a computer? Can’t. Impossible. Acceptance. Peace. Then Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry walk through the airport with their Celebrity Baby Theory Full Story

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Free baby photo

June 30, 2009 12:32:11 Posted at June 30, 2009 12:32:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

By now you’ve likely seen this photo – Sarah Jessica Parker and Mr Dandy with their son James Wilke and their newborn twin girls… Couple of weeks ago I mentioned that they’d probably sell the first pictures of Marion Loretta Elwell Broderick and Tabitha Hodge Broderick to some magazine. Full Story

What else would he be?

June 24, 2009 09:48:10 Posted at June 24, 2009 09:48:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These are articles that make me crazy. Also terribly entertaining. It’s one of the headlines at today: Matthew Broderick 'Very Happy' Over Twins' Birth What else would he be other than happy? The article goes on to elaborate about said happiness with more inane statements like: Friends say Broderick, 47, and Parker, 44, will shower their new daughters with love. Full Story

Tom’s happy father’s day

June 22, 2009 07:43:45 Posted at June 22, 2009 07:43:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tom Brady spent Father’s Day in LA with his son Jack. He looks happy. For so many reasons. Obviously because he’s with his son, and it’s been a couple of weeks since he’s been training for most of the month back east, and also of course because he and Gisele Bundchen are expecting, though you can barely tell with how long and lean she is but People. Full Story

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Ultimate Challenge to the Celebrity Baby Theory

June 19, 2009 16:48:24 Posted at June 19, 2009 16:48:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here it is… Gisele Bundchen is reportedly pregnant. People says so. Which means Gisele and Tom Brady are approving the non-official announcement even though Radar had exclusively sourced it weeks ago. At the time, Tom denied it. Full Story

JLo pregnant!

June 15, 2009 11:59:46 Posted at June 15, 2009 11:59:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On camera. Check out Jennifer Lopez in Pasadena on the set of The Baster. Oh wait, no. The Back Up Plan. The Baster is the one with Jennifer Aniston…right? F-ck. How do you keep track? Very efficient use of resources, non? Anyway, in addition to getting back to work on movies, JLo will also be recording a new album due out later this year and is writing songs about her children: "I worked on music while I was pregnant and while I was at home, but now to really get into it and focus on it and to finish the project is exciting. Full Story

They give her Mercy

June 12, 2009 07:11:54 Posted at June 12, 2009 07:11:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After all the shenanigans from earlier this week, Malawian officials have approved Madonna’s adoption, overruling an earlier decision denying her attempt on the grounds that she hadn’t spent enough time in the country. These are the benefits of unlimited resources. Here’s my favourite detail about the announcement: Madge’s lawyer revealed that “It's the early hours in New York now but my client has been awake all night waiting for this”, like staying up for something so significant is such an extraordinary accomplishment. Full Story

PR f-ck-up or tabloid f-ckery?

June 9, 2009 11:37:00 Posted at June 9, 2009 11:37:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Uk tabloids reported today that Madonna's Mercy adoption attempt will be officially approved on Sunday by a Malawian court. Her lawyer however has publicly announced that that report was false, and very damaging. Full Story

GOOPy’s greasy legs

June 5, 2009 07:31:00 Posted at June 5, 2009 07:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow on The Tonight Show Thursday – did you watch? Spent the first 2 minutes wanting to blot her legs. I’m all for moisturiser but that sh-t was overkill. As usual, she was wearing a short dress and very high heels. And come on haters, admit it just once, last night she looked amazing. Full Story

Granny at the Goodwill!

June 4, 2009 08:12:00 Posted at June 4, 2009 08:12:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh the magic of moviemaking! When else would you see Grandma Freeze dumping sh-t off at the Goodwill? Gran is shooting Rabbit Hole in New York, filmed a scene today in Queens. There was a rumour floating around earlier this week that she was looking to adopt from Vietnam. Some Vietnamese official started it. Full Story

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The women of ARod

June 1, 2009 08:40:41 Posted at June 1, 2009 08:40:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shame. It’s a shameful association. Sharing a past over Johnny Depp is one thing. Sharing Alex Rodriguez??? F-cking embarrassing. And this is exactly how you’d describe it for Madonna and Kate Hudson. Maybe less so for Kate Hudson. After all, she manslings with douchebags all the time. Lance Armstrong, now ARod. Full Story

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