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All the Chicken Fried BooBoos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2009 07:19:55 September 1, 2009 07:19:55

Gathered in one place. Poolside. Miami. Yesterday. Britney with her sons, sister, and niece at their luxe hotel, enjoying some downtime between shows. It’s easy to forget both girls are still so young. Britney is still only 27. And Jamie Lynn just turned 18 in April. Babies! So many babies! Jamie Lynn was not accompanied by her baby daddy Casey and Britney’s agent boyfriend Jason Trawick has not been seen with her in a few weeks, prompting speculation that it’s already over. Full Story

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The Chosen One and her mother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2009 08:33:07 August 28, 2009 08:33:07

The Chosen One is currently spending summer holiday at the family chateau in France. Her brothers Maddox and Pax were out with their parents last week shopping for gerbils. Yesterday, the Chosen One was spotted with her mother around town, mingling with locals, picking up newspapers, almost like normal people. Full Story

Shocking

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2009 18:27:42 August 27, 2009 18:27:42

It’s Chicken Fried Britney, bitch. In NYC with her boys to see Shrek. Don’t ask me which boy because I already told you, I can’t tell them apart. But this is not important. What’s important is… The hair. The hair looks clean and properly styled. Sort of. Nothing found on a horse’s ass. Full Story

Pregnant like Nicole Richie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2009 14:54:02 August 27, 2009 14:54:02

Nicole Richie designed maternity clothes for A Pea InThe Pod and posed for some ads. Gorgeous, non? I keep saying it: I would wear my hair like this too, with a fringe, if feng shui approved. Keep asking my mother, she keeps saying it’s impossible. Very bad luck, f-ck. Nicole has not been seen with Ebola in…forever. Full Story

Chicken Fried hot red pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2009 14:18:48 August 25, 2009 14:18:48

Britney Spears was chicken fried half asleep during the first leg of her tour last spring. Multiple cities, multiple reports: she couldn’t be bothered, performance was lackluster, she wasn’t into it at all. After a holiday break with her boys, Britney has resumed touring in North America and many of you have written, from many locations, to say that the energy level is different, that she seems to have elevated her game, that she now rubs herself onstage with some more enthusiasm. Full Story

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They say they want kids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2009 16:27:27 August 19, 2009 16:27:27

But they have No Kids. This is a good thing. That was also an obvious reveal. But you shouldn’t have needed it, right? So about that Eric Dane/Rebecca Gayheart “not a sex tape” – sorry I haven’t had a chance to get to it ‘til now. If you’ve not heard about the situation click here Full Story

Have you seen Posh?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2009 08:23:02 August 19, 2009 08:23:02

This is how you stay incognito walking through LAX and Heathrow. Victoria Beckham travelled from Los Angeles to London yesterday and tried desperately to go unnoticed by wearing a large white hate, carrying a large white bag, in sky high heels, with Romeo and his teddy bear. Romeo used to look a lot like mum but is beginning to resemble dad more and more. Full Story

Play by play pregnancy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2009 10:09:14 August 18, 2009 10:09:14

Hush, now… She’s pregnant. La Grande Fromage, Canada’s ambassador of cheese Celine Dion is having another baby. Rene-Charles is 8. And of course we all knew, she told everyone, about the child waiting for her in the lab when she was ready. Well she’s ready. And now you must be ready. Full Story

I knew it would come between us

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2009 08:59:09 August 18, 2009 08:59:09

Is it because I hate babies? Did you read the Maclean’s article? You are a virile man, hell yes. You have proven your fertility to us before. And it’s wonderful to know that your young son is doing well. Full Story

Chicken Fried Haircuts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2009 09:34:17 August 17, 2009 09:34:17

My friend Duana once made the observation – why don’t Britney’s kids ever age? They do always look the same, non? Could be because Jayden James looks so much like his big brother Sean Preston, and they were only born 12 months apart almost to the day, so not only does one year seem like two, but it’s also difficult to tell which is which. Full Story

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Saying it’s SO OVER

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2009 07:52:31 August 14, 2009 07:52:31

Yesterday photos were released of the GMD and Katie mid-argument after she supposedly snapped at him for making her wait, one of the few times the two have been pictured not faking their fake love, prompting many people to declare that IT’S SO OVER! and calling for a divorce watch. Full Story

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