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I knew it would come between us

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2009 08:59:09 August 18, 2009 08:59:09

Is it because I hate babies? Did you read the Maclean’s article? You are a virile man, hell yes. You have proven your fertility to us before. And it’s wonderful to know that your young son is doing well. Full Story

Chicken Fried Haircuts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2009 09:34:17 August 17, 2009 09:34:17

My friend Duana once made the observation – why don’t Britney’s kids ever age? They do always look the same, non? Could be because Jayden James looks so much like his big brother Sean Preston, and they were only born 12 months apart almost to the day, so not only does one year seem like two, but it’s also difficult to tell which is which. Full Story

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Saying it’s SO OVER

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2009 07:52:31 August 14, 2009 07:52:31

Yesterday photos were released of the GMD and Katie mid-argument after she supposedly snapped at him for making her wait, one of the few times the two have been pictured not faking their fake love, prompting many people to declare that IT’S SO OVER! and calling for a divorce watch. Full Story

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Travelling with dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2009 09:29:00 August 13, 2009 09:29:00

There’s something about a man holding his son’s hand, I’m a baby hater I love this visual. It started after Princess Diana died. And one day Prince Charles came out of the castle – in Scotland I think? At Balmoral? – holding Harry’s hand and he was 12 then, and they walked around looking at the flowers left at the gates, and it was heartbreaking seeing the little guy clutching his dad’s hand, and it’s been an indelible image in my mind, and obviously not the same thing at all but today David Beckham showed up at Heathrow, back to LA after playing in England’s 2-2 draw with Holland, with his first born at his side, already so grown up, all the makings of a beautiful boy, but still his dad’s little boy, and, well, my smutty black heart hasn’t exactly thawed out, and neither has my womb – hell no – but it’s a sweet picture all the same, non? Magic. Full Story

Raisin’ ‘em right

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2009 11:40:25 August 11, 2009 11:40:25

Yes yes y’all. After daddy took over and they sorted her out, Chicken Fried now has full access to her booboos. And how are they doing? Well according to Gatecrasher Full Story

Little Sci has big feet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2009 07:28:52 August 7, 2009 07:28:52

I think…? I wouldn’t know about child foot size comparisons but I’ve always noticed they seem big. My feet are big too. And they keep growing. Am a shade taller than 5 ft 3 and wear size 8.5. Actually a true 8 but with heels I’ve taken to buying a half size up because I’m in them, standing, for hours at a time at an event and they swell. Full Story

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Kids ARE allowed!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2009 18:52:13 August 4, 2009 18:52:13

Sort of. It’s a mini Oceans reunion in Como at Clooney’s as Matt Damon and Don Cheadle with their children. So perhaps kids ARE permitted at George’s? Well… I don’t see George in these photos. Do you? George is like me. Very hospitable – yes, yes, enjoy it all! You can have whatever you like, I said, you could have whatever you like. Full Story

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Brange back at McD’s

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2009 07:58:00 August 3, 2009 07:58:00

Judge them! Judge them again for being terrible parents! You judgy moms…I know you want to. So yeah I agree, it’s not the best meal every day, or even every other day, but me I can’t imagine growing up without some McDonald’s once in a while. I was clumsy when I was young. Kept busting my face. Full Story

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Pene’s red suit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2009 12:11:45 July 30, 2009 12:11:45

It’s a happy day today for my husband Jacek. First we are leaving for Whistler later for 6 days. And it feels like Penelope Cruz is sending him off. Pene is in London today with Pedro Almodovar at the premiere of their film Broken Embraces which received mixed reviews at Cannes. Please. Anything by Almodovar is infinitely superior to 95% of what’s released in North America. Full Story

Everyone’s on holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2009 16:30:59 July 29, 2009 16:30:59

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are now in Rome on holiday with their children, including Marc’s from his previous marriage, arriving via private jet with a motherload of luggage. JLo checked into her hotel then changed into casual clothes to go shopping. Holiday. Sigh. etalk is on hiatus this week and next which means I have no studio commitments, yay! So we’re heading out on mini-vacation too – to Whistler tomorrow. Full Story

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Keep working!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2009 15:05:50 July 29, 2009 15:05:50

Jude Law is fertile! He already has 3 children with Sadie Frost, now EW.com has confirmed exclusively that Jude is expecting a 4th child with a mystery woman. Apparently they are no longer involved but intend to parent together. Full Story