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Saving it up for Violet

April 3, 2009 12:48:21 Posted at April 3, 2009 12:48:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Explains why Taupe Jennifer Garner is so taupe. Turns out she was storing. Saving up everything interesting, all personality and charisma, for her daughter Violet. Violet is not Taupe. Even from the pictures you can see it: Violet is spicy. Violet is my favourite. Have always said that Violet is my favourite. Full Story

Look out Jolie!

March 26, 2009 09:41:00 Posted at March 26, 2009 09:41:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Malawi officials have confirmed that Madonna will be visiting the country this week to adopt another child – Baby David Banda, the sequel! Madonna recently revealed that: "Many people - especially our Malawian friends - say that David should have a Malawian brother or sister. It's something I have been considering but would only do if I had the support of the Malawian people and the government. Full Story

Robo Babysitter

March 23, 2009 07:17:02 Posted at March 23, 2009 07:17:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes took Little Sci to art class on Saturday and the Beckham boys tagged along too. Their mother was not present. As you can see, Katie’s choice of footwear on a day with the kids is remarkably different from Posh’s. Katie chose flats. Weak! You know Victoria would have been in at least 5 inches if she had come along. Full Story

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GOOP in America

March 23, 2009 06:55:24 Posted at March 23, 2009 06:55:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Apparently my Gwyneth will be spending most of her time in America to work on Iron Man 2. Here she is with the children in New York the other day, enjoying some lunch before heading to Build-a-Bear. While living in London, G has managed to keep pap photos of her kids to a minimum. Unlike Violet Affleck, we don’t get to see Apple going to school every day. Full Story

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The Chosen One & Little Sci: BFFs to be?

March 11, 2009 11:28:55 Posted at March 11, 2009 11:28:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brilliant story-making by OK! Magazine this week. Babies sell. Two famous babies sell double. The Chosen One + Little Sci = MiniVan Majority Orgasm Details inside are likely full of sh-t but whatever. You’ll be too busy drooling over the little girl photos to care. So supposedly the Brange and the Crazies met up at the Globes in January. Full Story

Witherspoon shoe porn

March 10, 2009 11:47:05 Posted at March 10, 2009 11:47:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The ones today, in Berlin, with the yellow soles. Love. Reese Witherspoon and Kiefer Sutherland are promoting Monsters vs Aliens in Germany. Yesterday she wore a green shiny dress. That material! Lumpy, see??? Anyway, have received many emails today about her breasts. They’re bigger? This means she’s pregnant? Oh lawd. Full Story

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The Acting Simpson

March 9, 2009 07:11:15 Posted at March 9, 2009 07:11:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

One has a career in the crapper and is divorced, the other is a new mom, is married, and has a much more promising future as an actor… Ashlee Simpson will be joining Melrose Place. The new Melrose Place. Ugh. There are so many great writers with so many great show pitches, NEW show pitches, and they insist on resurrecting the past. Full Story

Little Sci Hello Kitty

March 9, 2009 06:34:30 Posted at March 9, 2009 06:34:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD, Robo, and Little Sci arrived in Tokyo this weekend to promote Valkyrie. They were greeted at the airport by hundreds of screaming Hello Kitties eager for a glimpse of Mr America. He of course totally ate it up. You know the Gay Midge loves being loved. Shall we play Photo Assumption on Katie Holmes? Photo Assumption says she’s totally over it. Full Story

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Miss Zahara goes to Washington

March 6, 2009 18:18:58 Posted at March 6, 2009 18:18:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While the Jolie shoots Salt in Washington DC, Brad Pitt and the girls enjoyed a trip to the toy store today. As I mentioned yesterday, folks on Capitol Hill lost their sh-t when he dropped by. Imagine then the crazy ass frenzy surrounding a sighting of The Chosen One? Look at those people standing around taking pictures. Full Story

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Granny’s 2nd Sunday?

February 26, 2009 04:43:00 Posted at February 26, 2009 04:43:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In Tokyo today at the Japan premiere of Australia – Hugh Jackman and Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman posing for photos. Apparently Gran did not linger long but wore a black baby doll making sure to cover her hands over her stomach constantly. She didn’t seem bump-ish to me on Sunday at the Oscars but then again, never doubt the magic of Spanx. Full Story