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JLo pregnant!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2009 11:59:46 June 15, 2009 11:59:46

On camera. Check out Jennifer Lopez in Pasadena on the set of The Baster. Oh wait, no. The Back Up Plan. The Baster is the one with Jennifer Aniston…right? F-ck. How do you keep track? Very efficient use of resources, non? Anyway, in addition to getting back to work on movies, JLo will also be recording a new album due out later this year and is writing songs about her children: "I worked on music while I was pregnant and while I was at home, but now to really get into it and focus on it and to finish the project is exciting. Full Story

They give her Mercy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 12, 2009 07:11:54 June 12, 2009 07:11:54

After all the shenanigans from earlier this week, Malawian officials have approved Madonna’s adoption, overruling an earlier decision denying her attempt on the grounds that she hadn’t spent enough time in the country. These are the benefits of unlimited resources. Here’s my favourite detail about the announcement: Madge’s lawyer revealed that “It's the early hours in New York now but my client has been awake all night waiting for this”, like staying up for something so significant is such an extraordinary accomplishment. Full Story

PR f-ck-up or tabloid f-ckery?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2009 11:37:00 June 9, 2009 11:37:00

Uk tabloids reported today that Madonna's Mercy adoption attempt will be officially approved on Sunday by a Malawian court. Her lawyer however has publicly announced that that report was false, and very damaging. Full Story

GOOPy’s greasy legs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2009 07:31:00 June 5, 2009 07:31:00

Gwyneth Paltrow on The Tonight Show Thursday – did you watch? Spent the first 2 minutes wanting to blot her legs. I’m all for moisturiser but that sh-t was overkill. As usual, she was wearing a short dress and very high heels. And come on haters, admit it just once, last night she looked amazing. Full Story

Granny at the Goodwill!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2009 08:12:00 June 4, 2009 08:12:00

Oh the magic of moviemaking! When else would you see Grandma Freeze dumping sh-t off at the Goodwill? Gran is shooting Rabbit Hole in New York, filmed a scene today in Queens. There was a rumour floating around earlier this week that she was looking to adopt from Vietnam. Some Vietnamese official started it. Full Story

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The women of ARod

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 08:40:41 June 1, 2009 08:40:41

Shame. It’s a shameful association. Sharing a past over Johnny Depp is one thing. Sharing Alex Rodriguez??? F-cking embarrassing. And this is exactly how you’d describe it for Madonna and Kate Hudson. Maybe less so for Kate Hudson. After all, she manslings with douchebags all the time. Lance Armstrong, now ARod. Full Story

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Harlow in the spotlight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2009 11:44:18 May 29, 2009 11:44:18

Last night on Larry King, Lionel Richie, Nicole Richie… and Harlow made an appearance too. Because Nicole totally isn’t selling a range of accessories and baby clothes and mom clothes. Oh famewhores everywhere. But Harlow looked like she loved the spotlight. She’s really, really, REALLY cute. Full Story

Tom says no

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2009 18:01:58 May 28, 2009 18:01:58

It was reported last week that Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are expecting. They visited a medical clinic together. No immediate denial ensued, everyone assumed they had made a perfect zygote. Full Story

Why didn’t you take the day off?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2009 16:20:21 May 27, 2009 16:20:21

It’s a world holiday. It SHOULD be a world holiday. Like, your boss would have totally understood. And if that bitch who sits next to you wasn’t at work today, she’s a Brangelunatic. Trust. Why? Because oh holy mother of all holy children... THE CHOSEN ONE TURNED THREE TODAY!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Remember when she was born? Baby Jesus had to go into hiding. Full Story

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Some Hugh for Marina and Daniel Craig’s daughter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2009 15:45:00 May 27, 2009 15:45:00

A request today from a reader called Marina who’s having a super sucky week and is in need of some Hugh Jackman. Here you go...sending you a hug. And some Hugh. Hugh just back from Mexico for the rescheduled Wolverine premiere, back to be with his son, out and about in NYC. And some loin explosion was delivered courtesy the New York Post just this morning: Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig to star on Broadway together Full Story

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Doesn’t Harlow have a nanny?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2009 08:08:36 May 27, 2009 08:08:36

She’s SO cute. Nicole Richie and Harlow showed up at CNN for Larry King Live yesterday. According to the Larry King Live website, Nicole and her father Lionel will appear together on the show on Thursday. I love that Lionel Richie is now introduced as Nicole Richie’s father. Full Story