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Chicken Fried Tour > Babies

January 7, 2009 08:29:22 Posted at January 7, 2009 08:29:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The new cover of OK! Magazine with a report on Britney and the upcoming tour. As you know, she agreed to permanent conservatorship under her father late last year – apparently because they were unable to secure insurance for the tour unless someone else was making the decisions. Full Story

Bitch is the new Taupe

January 5, 2009 13:23:27 Posted at January 5, 2009 13:23:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For Taupe Jennifer Garner, as you know, as was documented on blog after blog, magazine after magazine, life after Alias was all about Violet. Proven time and again, most recently with the GMD and Valkyrie, the MiniVan Majority can make or break a career. Taupe understood this. And Violet is such a photogenic child. Full Story

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No Versace on vacation

January 5, 2009 06:41:47 Posted at January 5, 2009 06:41:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

CAUTION: NudityKate Moss’s new ads for Versace were recently released…but she did not have photoshop with her on holiday in Thailand which, let’s be catty bitches, might make you feel a little better about your own Christmas gluttony? This is Kate in her natural state with boyfriend Jamie Hince and her daughter Lila Grace. Full Story

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Still waiting…

January 5, 2009 06:17:52 Posted at January 5, 2009 06:17:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner hand in hand, again spotted at the hospital, again not staying at the hospital, and still pregnant. She’s like the new Naomi Watts. They look happier than usual. Ben actually cracked half a smile for the paps. Much has been made of late about Taupe being photographed last week with sex therapist Holly Hein, the assumption being that there must be trouble in the marriage because Ben used to visit strip clubs and digitally explore the dancers. Full Story

Nicole & Joel: volunteering after vacation

January 5, 2009 06:13:32 Posted at January 5, 2009 06:13:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden spent some time in Hawaii over the holidays before heading back to LA just before new year’s. On Saturday they volunteered at Six Flags for Beyond Shelter, an agency that works with the impoverished, providing housing and social programs to children living in the cycle of extreme poverty. Full Story

Best of 2008: upstage and porn

January 2, 2009 09:22:00 Posted at January 2, 2009 09:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

February 23, 2008 – the Independent Spirit Awards. The Academy had ignored the Brange, depriving Angelina Jolie of a Best Actress nomination for A Mighty Heart. As such, they would not be at the Oscars the following evening. Throughout awards season, the Brange had been coy about the pregnancy rumours. Full Story

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NYE Baby-Free

January 1, 2009 11:55:04 Posted at January 1, 2009 11:55:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Also in Vegas at Pure, Ashlee Simpson and husband Pete Wentz hosted an affair so lame the most high profile guests were Heidi Montag and that Spencer she may or may not have married. What’s up with all this hosting business? Well, you gotta go where they pay you. So for one night, the new parents left little Bronx at home to earn some cash. Full Story

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NYE baby?

December 31, 2008 13:28:23 Posted at December 31, 2008 13:28:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Taupes arrived at the hospital today prompting speculation that Violet’s sibling is coming like right now any minute. They don’t seem all that hurried or laboured to me. But then again, what do I know of such things? As for a scheduled c-section option, because apparently this is of much interest to many of you, she delivered naturally the first time. Full Story

No more babies?

December 30, 2008 11:24:00 Posted at December 30, 2008 11:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Angelina Jolie has just come in 2nd after Chicken Fried Britney on USA Today’s annual Celebrity Heat Index, in front of Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt. OK Magazine is hoping to capitalise on the Jolie’s enduring notoriety by cranking out yet another cover with this salacious headline: Doctors Warn Angie – No More Babies! In a sh-tty economy, you do what you have to to sell more copies. Full Story

Bond at the beach

December 29, 2008 06:42:12 Posted at December 29, 2008 06:42:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yum. Daniel Craig is spending the holidays in St Barts with Satsuki Mitchell and her killer body and also a large group of their friends. Wonder if the trip’s on him? If I had his Bond money, I’d totally whisk all my girls and away on vacation. But maybe not their children. Daniel is a better person than me. Full Story

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No Granny Christmas in New York

December 22, 2008 14:26:51 Posted at December 22, 2008 14:26:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hugh Jackman – SO cute with his kids – is spending Christmas in York with his family, having been in Australia the better part of 2 years, he said it would be fun to hang out in America for a change. And Granny Nicole’s not around either. Bonus. Poor Hugh has been, unfortunately, attached her giant frozen Fail at the box office. Full Story