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The Brange: photo op at the grocery

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2009 07:42:46 April 21, 2009 07:42:46

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have decided to go underground for a while after so much exposure during award season. She’s shooting Salt, they’re living in some crazy ass mansion on Long Island, and as such, the bottom feeding rags have chosen to capitalise by printing weekly reports about their split. Full Story

No white wedges this year!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2009 14:21:07 April 20, 2009 14:21:07

When Little Sci turned 2 last year, the GMD borrowed Victoria Beckham’s white sneaker wedges for the party and showed them off at the party. They were visible even from the helicopter! This year, Tom Cruise didn’t need high heels. Because he had a trampoline. Little Sci is now 3 years old. Full Story

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Why can’t she wear it?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2009 06:53:15 April 20, 2009 06:53:15

SJP and Dandy Pants at an off-Broadway opening last night. As you can see, she’s wearing the most unflattering combination. Michelle (who hates sateen) does not approve. It’s that shiny material again. Can make even Sarah Jessica Parker look … not thin. Also don’t understand about the jacket. Full Story

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Madonna and Mercy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2009 12:17:03 April 15, 2009 12:17:03

This publicity photo was released by Madonna’s agents today. She’s holding baby Mercy from Malawi. As you know, Mercy is still in Malawi while Madge appeals the adoption rejection. Needless to say, this photo of her, glowing and “angelic”, holding the child as everyone else looks miserable beside her… The obviousness just punched me in the face. Full Story

By request

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2009 09:58:21 April 15, 2009 09:58:21

Posted photos last week from the NY set of The Baster with Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman. Many of you requested more Bateman... Here he is, this week during downtime, spending it with his daughter Francesca. She’s cute in her little mocs! Nothing like a man in a grey sweater. Photos from MTR/Bauergriffinonline.com Full Story

Easter Taupes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2009 13:17:47 April 13, 2009 13:17:47

Violet celebrated Easter yesterday with her parents then Ben kissed Taupe before jetting off to Massachusetts where he was filming today a new movie called The Company Men. The Company Men costarring Kevin Costner and Tommy Lee Jones and Rosemarie DeWitt (who should NOT have been ignored in Rachel Getting Married!) tells the story of some dude who gets laid off and the new reality facing his family as a result of a company downsize. Full Story

Easter babies!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2009 09:42:06 April 13, 2009 09:42:06

I know you all love babies. And so many famous babies were out and about this weekend for Easter. Here’s a random sampling – Coco Arquette turns 5 in June. Was seen with her parents Courteney and David heading to an Easter Egg hunt or something. Coco has great natural colouring. Nice warm skin. Full Story

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Madonna, Masturbation, and the Mighty Opes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2009 08:48:13 April 13, 2009 08:48:13

Lately, instead of Madonna the pop star, it’s been all about Madonna the Mother – she’s still using her considerable resources to appeal Mercy’s Malawian adoption rejection, and also donated $500,000 to earthquake recovery efforts in Italy… Her face doesn’t seem to be as scary stretched and pulled either. Full Story

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Hot Easter Dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2009 11:17:35 April 10, 2009 11:17:35

In Italy with his 3 boys yesterday enjoying some Beckham man-time. Brooklyn is OLD now. This never fails to amaze me. Like with our nephew Oliver. I met him when he was 2. And now he’s almost 11. Easter Sunday with the big Polish family – 3 kids, 3 cats, a dog, 8 adults, one house, and hopefully a lot of alcohol. Full Story

Nicole & Anne Shirley

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2009 11:26:46 April 7, 2009 11:26:46

Please… Please you must know Anne Shirley without having to google, right? It surprised me that Nicole Richie knows Anne Shirley. She tweeted about it today http://twitter.com/nicolerichie. Love her so much. For knowing Anne, love her even more. This is Nicole, expecting her second, after lunch at Joan’s on Third yesterday. Full Story

Saving it up for Violet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2009 12:48:21 April 3, 2009 12:48:21

Explains why Taupe Jennifer Garner is so taupe. Turns out she was storing. Saving up everything interesting, all personality and charisma, for her daughter Violet. Violet is not Taupe. Even from the pictures you can see it: Violet is spicy. Violet is my favourite. Have always said that Violet is my favourite. Full Story